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[salty mud]

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salty mud, have you ever tasted salty mud?

No, but I've tasted salt and I've tasted mud.

 

[Pegasus_77]

No, but I've tasted salt and I've tasted mud.

I suppose the processed mud(from the bottom of sea and of lake?not sure) the ladies put on their faces are salty. Just guessing. I need to taste that once I get a girlfriend.

 

[salty mud]

Why do you need a girlfriend for that? Licking it off her face will probably lose you that girlfriend very quickly.

 

[Borachio]

Well, now we're on the subject, what's the story behind Valka D'Ur?

(Ur being the city in Mesopotamia, I guess.)

 

[salty mud]

I don't think she'd appreciate having salty mud licked off her face, if that's what you're getting at.

 

[Pegasus_77]

Why do you need a girlfriend for that? Licking it off her face will probably lose you that girlfriend very quickly.

you crack me up. lol
I mean I can sneak into her room to have a taste of it.

 

[Pegasus_77]

My mum doesn't have this mud thing so I can only resort to my future gf. Oh, wait, I can buy one online.....

 

[salty mud]

I mean I can sneak into her room to have a taste of it.

I recommend you don't.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

Well, now we're on the subject, what's the story behind Valka D'Ur?

(Ur being the city in Mesopotamia, I guess.)

It's got nothing at all to do with Mesopotamia, although that's a good guess.

I'm primarily a Civ II player, specifically Test of Time. The Lalande part of that game is a 4-tier map consisting of a terrestrial planet, orbital platforms, a moon, and a gas giant. There are 4 human factions and 3 alien ones. One of the human factions is the Uridians, and my username is simply the name of my civilization's leader (custom name) and means "Valka of the Uridians."

I don't think she'd appreciate having salty mud licked off her face, if that's what you're getting at.

The only people who get to lick my face are my cats, thankyouverymuch. And I don't wear any of that toxic gunk the cosmetic industry calls "makeup". Any mud on my face means I've had an encounter with an honest mud puddle.

 

[Pegasus_77]

I recommend you don't.

if my gf gets licked by me, it shall be chocolate or cream. I suspect if that is mud, I will be ill and vomit like hell.

 

[Borachio]

The only people who get to lick my face are my cats, thankyouverymuch.

Aw! I am disappointed. My dreams are shattered.

And I don't wear any of that toxic gunk the cosmetic industry calls "makeup". Any mud on my face means I've had an encounter with an honest mud puddle.

That's very sensible of you, I think.

 

[azzaman333]

if my gf gets licked by me, it shall be chocolate or cream. I suspect if that is mud, I will be ill and vomit like hell.

Licking mud shouldn't result in instantaneous projectile vomit. Obviously it won't taste great, but it's not that bad.

 

[Pegasus_77]

You sound experienced.lol

 

[azzaman333]

I've unwillingly tasted mud before as a direct result of playing sport.

 

[Pegasus_77]

I've unwillingly tasted mud before as a direct result of playing sport.

in elementary school, I literally landed in the sand pit on my head,which means I tasted the dirty sand. Why was it dirty?Well, I had seen the teacher use sand to cover students' vomit(I guess it would be put back to the pit) As I think of it, it gets creepier.

 

[madviking]

I'll give you some points in this competition, because the time that you were on the Around the World in 80 Days voyage and had to convince the post office to let you pick up a package addressed to madviking was pretty hilarious. It would've been amusing with a fair amount of user names, but your username being madviking definitely made it better.

oh yea, you can thank mangxema for that

for the uninitiated

 

[Kyriakos]

The thread was (and still should be, i suppose) about cool usernames

 

[Bootstoots]

The thread was (and still should be, i suppose) about cool usernames

Moderator Action: This. Discussion of mud-licking has gone on for long enough.

 

[Squonk]

OMG Perfection is still here! I loved this guy!