Best Way to Die?

[NickyJ]

Taking a bullet for downtown.

It wasn't really a competition in the first place, but I think you just won the thread.

 

[caketastydelish]

I can't post the way I want to die because it's sexually explicit and would get me an infraction.

edit: hint: it involves suffocation

 

[Hygro]

I know a guy who died from that. There was nothing glorious about it.

 

[cardgame]

I think I know what you're talking about, oldschooler, and I am simply shocked. Wouldn't have expected that from you.

 

[caketastydelish]

I think I know what you're talking about, oldschooler, and I am simply shocked. Wouldn't have expected that from you.

Why not? I post in the babe thread.

 

[cardgame]

That's a very niche fetish though...

 

[caketastydelish]

That's a very niche fetish though...

I thought "common" would be a better word for it.

 

[cardgame]

In that case we are not on the same page.

 

[caketastydelish]

In that case we are not on the same page.

Oh ok. I was thinking being simply attracted to certain organs of the female body was normal among heterosexual men. If you don't mind, please PM me telling me what you thought I was referring to.

 

[holy king]

all the time he just wanted to be suffocated between boobs.

 

[Mr. Dictator]

Oh ok. I was thinking being simply attracted to certain organs of the female body was normal among heterosexual men. If you don't mind, please PM me telling me what you thought I was referring to.

 

[azzaman333]

Oh ok. I was thinking being simply attracted to certain organs of the female body was normal among heterosexual men. If you don't mind, please PM me telling me what you thought I was referring to.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_asphyxiation

 

[W|M]

So you want death by snu-snu, then?

 

[azzaman333]

So you want death by snu-snu, then?

That's crushed pelvis.

 

[caketastydelish]

all the time he just wanted to be suffocated between boobs.

I'm so glad someone finally understands.

 

[choxorn]

Inside of a combination time travel/holodeck device that lets me die in a million different awesome ways at the same time. And still survive all of them.

 

[cardgame]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_asphyxiation

Yes, that's what I was talking about.

 

[Integral]

edit: nvmd.

 

[Hygro]

I'm so glad someone finally understands.

Except that what you wrote was that you want to choke yourself unconscious with a rope while masturbating but "mess up" such that it kills you. Again, it's a real thing, and I knew someone personally who died from that.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Except that what you wrote was that you want to choke yourself unconscious with a rope while masturbating but "mess up" such that it kills you. Again, it's a real thing, and I knew someone personally who died from that.

I don't think he did unless there has been a subsequent edit. Didn't Holy King crack the case a few posts earlier and establish that Oldschooler's death wish was simply to be suffocated by boobs?