Best Way to Die?

[Zack]

Well, you will be voting Democratic then.

lolwut

 

[Save_Ferris]

And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.

And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

Mockers beware.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

 

[Zack]

And Jesus said, Be excellent to each other, and party on dudes!

 

[AlpsStranger]

And you will know my name is the LORD when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

The religion of peace and love at its finest.

 

[DroopyTofu]

Judaism?




I think I would like the way Weeping Angels kill you (villians from Doctor Who). They transport you back in time, fully healthy and safe. They feed off of the lost potential energy of the time in the future you could have lived. Basically, you live to death in another time period. Not entirely possible, but still, pretty good way to go.

 

[NickyJ]

I have a feeling the mods may close this because of the whole dying thing, but anyway.

Blasting away at Nazi zombies with a minigun in each hand, with a nuclear bomb exploding a few miles behind my back.

 

[_random_]

Fireworks accident on America's tricentennial. I'd be 81, which is acceptable, it'd involve America and explosions, which is cool, and I do love the slight irony of that being what takes me after all the non-explosive crap I've put my body through.

I think I would like the way Weeping Angels kill you (villians from Doctor Who). They transport you back in time, fully healthy and safe. They feed off of the lost potential energy of the time in the future you could have lived. Basically, you live to death in another time period. Not entirely possible, but still, pretty good way to go.

I've though about this scenario a few times, and it pretty much always ends with me being shot by Confederates. Acceptable, but really not ideal.

 

[Joecoolyo]

Being run over by a monster-truck driven by the Incredible Hulk.

 

[Hygro]

Definitely struck by a massive lightning bolt the day I would have died naturally, with everyone knowing I was gonna go any day now and had already said their goodbyes.

 

[W|M]

Snoo snoo.

 

[Sonereal]

Snoo snoo.

Snoo snoo.

 

[Save_Ferris]

Watching the sunset with Squidward.

 

[ZeletDude]

Well, I'm not going to die.. sooo....

 

[ParkCungHee]

The religion of peace and love at its finest.

I don't remember Chibaism ever claiming to be a religion of peace and love. It's more a religion about sidekicking guys through a window.

 

[cardgame]

Snoo snoo.

Snoo snoo.

 

[azzaman333]

Snoo snoo.

Snoo snoo.

Snoo snoo.

Disappointing that it took til the 30th post for that.

But yeah, that'd probably be right up there.

I think I would like the way Weeping Angels kill you (villians from Doctor Who). They transport you back in time, fully healthy and safe. They feed off of the lost potential energy of the time in the future you could have lived. Basically, you live to death in another time period. Not entirely possible, but still, pretty good way to go.

That'd be pretty cool too.

 

[Traitorfish]

Naked, screaming and covered in blood. Leave the world just like you enter it.

 

[vypernight]

I'm not going with any version of sex since I don't want to leave my partner with that; it's bad enough having to explain it to the police.

The sleep paralysis - heart attack sounds horrible, especially since I suffer from it as well.

I'm going to go with Death showing up and challenging me to a chess match. He falls for my Halloween gambit, so he calls for best of 3 and wins a close game of Go. Then he calls for a wrestling match, and I get disqualified for using a chair. He wins, and they toss my body in the oven.

But what a way to go!

 

[Mechanicalsalvation]

The best way to die is to die fulfiled, happy, peaceful. One can do whatever ones wishes but if one dies with peace that is quite something...
Even better would be to leave when ones feel like time is up/ by inner will but for that large spiritual knowledge is required...

 

[Virote_Considon]

Vulnerable and humiliated, in the midst of battle, the last moments of my life having been embroiled in action.