Caption Contest IV: Revival of the Revival

[Yoshiegg737]

"My microphone is blue. Your argument is invalid"

 

[W|M]

Blood

 

[KaiserElectric]

No, bring the camera closer! You can still see the zit!

 

[Dhoomstriker]

"They wanted to do a close-up on my entire face but I insisted that they cut off the hairline so that my toupée wouldn't be so obvious."

 

[BigTin]

See what people don't realize is that isn't Steven Harper's eyes in the background. They are his mother's.

 

[mayor]

 

[NedimNapoleon]

The look in his eyes when he sees a dead, Canadian hero, a Moose.

 

[Skwink]

I did not have sexual relations with that moose!

 

[KaiserElectric]

I'm out of witty captions, let's announce the winners.

 

[W|M]

Your re-education begins here

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Be afraid, be very afraid... of my pink eye.

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

Your re-education begins here

"Come a little closer, dear friend, look into my eyes, look into my eyes, look into my lies, whoops."

Spoiler :

If this is what happens after he reads 1984, I'm terrified of what will happen after he finishes Animal Farm.

 

[KaiserElectric]

I won? What cruel paradox is this?

Anyway, picture...

 

[hoplitejoe]

Freddie Mercury moustache has a challenger for the best rock moustache!

 

[Verarde]

In Soviet Russia, guitar play you!

 

[W|M]

'Anybody who does not rock to my music shall be sent to the Gulag.'

 

[NickyJ]

"Stalin rocks Russia with Commie named Dzugashvili."

 

[BigTin]

A failed attempt to end Rock and Roll by the US Government

 

[Thorvald of Lym]

♪ "I'm back in the USSR..." ♫

 

[Yoshiegg737]

"What fool adjusted this microphone for me? My eyes can't sing, you know"