CarmenNES01: Space Colonization!!!

The only reason Japan is not included is because, well, no one is acting on their behalf.

Very well Germanicus, we will ask whoever plays as Japan to join the UFAR.

To the TA:
From INDIA:


we believe that we can set up a trade with you. With your superior intellect, and our sheer numbers we may be able to create the next wonder of the galaxy.

Our offer is that we trade what you want for things that you don't need. Send us a list of whats on the alien economy, available in INDIA. (spices, cadavers, etc.)

STORY:

He was a key ally and supporter of Sardar Vallabhbhai Patel. Tyabji became
the national leader after leading major protests against the arrest of yomama
Gandhi in May. He died in Mussoorie (now in Uttarakhand) on June 9, 2110.

Abbas Tyabji was an Indian astronaut from Gujarat, who
was on the verge of finding the key to theorizing intergalactic light year travel.

He was also a close supporter of Yomama Gandhi and
the Indian National Congress. Tyabji became the national leader
after leading major protests against the arrest of Yomama Gandhi in May 2101
He was murdered in Dehlig. This is thought to be an EYE OF GOD ASSAULT on one of our revered countrymen.

The Crimson Patriots have been spotted in Bombay.

There are suspicious men in Red suits in Caltutta.

Where did this story come from? WTH. Are you talking about two different people? Also, why would the TA want cadavers!?
 
To: India
From: Ta


3: We have little we wish for products from your planet, other than mineral raw materials. We have already developed a thorough understanding of Human Anatomy. However, peace is welcome.
 
Cough...

Um... You DO know that a terrorist organization does not have a banner on their HQ stating:

Crimson Patriot HQ here: Please nuke/invade!

Because that is what you're implying.

Nobody knows for sure where the HQ is, and the Eye of god's HQ for that matter.

Sorry for double posting.
 
To the TA:
From INDIA:


We wish for peace as well. However, we have abundant sources of hematite and aluminum, if you wish to buy them.
 
Igor looked at the beauty of the sparkling Baltic Sea around him, as the last of the Galaxy plane was loaded off the U.F.S. Red star. The captain, who was named Isaac Strinsky, turned to Igor. "Why exactly were you flying towards Scandinavia in a bomber?" Igor responded, "I was going to offer some terms of peace to Prime Ministress Jennt Sarkoff. Her country and Poland, as you know, were having disagreements. I wanted to intervene to settle this peacefully. I guess I can't do that, after I just got attacked by a Scandinavian missile!" Captain: "But why were you in a bomber?" Igor quickly retorted: " Because that is our quickest means of transportation across the seas." Before the Captain could reply, he heard one of the sailors shout out,"Land Ho!"

Captain:"Welcome back to Russia, Igor."
Igor: "Its good to be back captain. I would have hated to die at sea. I owe my life to you and your crew. Thank you."
 
Dictator Sun Kwan DO overthrown!

Intelligence reports indicated that our dictator was one of the senior members of the terrorist organization called The Crimson Patriots.

He was brought to trial today, and sentenced to die for high treason against all the world. However, 332 armed gunmen showed up and killed all the security personnel in the execution room. Sun kwan Do is currently being tracked by the homing signal programed in his ear. He is moving North, to the Tibetian Plateu. Some citizens swear they saw him taking off in a black stealth bomber. he could be anywhere!

However, we believe we were able to extract a bit of information from him. All we know is that one of their camps is definitely in Russia. But where in Russia?

We now have a temporary President, President Harry Plopper.

Carmen, please turn Harry Plopper into the temporary President. Our dictatorship government has been overthrown.
 
Harry Plopper? Harry Plopper? Harry Plopper!? Are you serious????????? WTH.

332 gunmen? Wouldn't your army men have noticed that?

If he's in the Tibetian Plateu, do you think he could be going to...Russia? Maybe Germanicus was right after all.

Russia is ideal, i suppose. (to beat the enemy, you have to think like the enemy) They are consumed in the Scandinavia affair, so they won't focus that much at the Patriots.

Motherland, can you have some black ops on his tail? Iownz and teh1337noob too. I'll see what i can do. The Indian ops will be deployed next "year".
 
Harry Plopper? You know the least you could do is come up with a real Korean name....

Harry Plopper sounds like he belongs in England or one of her colonies. Not Korea.
 
Hey Germanicus? What do you think about the Crimson Patriot thing? Nay advise? Harry plopper is fom the simpsons, remember?

Also, Carmen! What are PT-96 tanks? I want some!
 
PT-69's are Unique Units, only the Ural Federation can build them, but you can steal their documents or ask them nicely before you can build them.

As for the Crimson Patriots, we are already fighting them, but for us they are not a top priority, the Eye of God is.... they have killed millions of people, destroyed dozens of cities and corrupted many national leaders. The only thing the Crimson Patriots have done is launch a raid against Washington DC that did little damage as our navy intercepted them. Unfortunatly the Eye of God attacked later the same day and did untold damage.
 
#*!^&*#$!!!! I think I'm about to annihilate something.
Decloak: Impressive. Most impressive. You have controlled your fear. Now, release your anger! :mischief:
 
OOC: ;) No fear here, just a desire to play IC. Though the release of anger just waits for a good IC reason.

That is to say, something which is acceptible to Ta norms and 'morals', if they can be called so.
 
So, Lord Iggy, what do you say? Do we have an alliance?

And who are you, Symphony d?

Germanicus, how wouldi steal there docs?
 
Since I am cool, I will send orders

I guess :)
 
@Iownz: You are a F***KIN' MORON. You are saying the Chinese President is the CRimson Patriot leader? That is BS. I will state this very simply, stop making absurd accusations.

@Iggy and Symphony: Yes, I believe it is time to kill sp1023 and Iownz, mainly by strategically detonated nukes and lasers.

@Nuke Kid
 
I think Iownz meant that the SAC dictator was a senior member of the Crimson Patriots.
 
WTH, CARMEN!!!!! WHEN DID I SAY THE CHINESE DICTATOR WAS THE PRESIDENT OF CHINA????? HU? HUH??????


What i did say was that our dictator, Sun Kwan Do, of the SAC, probably is a senior member of the Crimson Patriots. I DID NOT SAY HE WAS THE PRESIDENT OF THEM, NOR DID I SAY THAT HE WAS THE DICTATOR OF CHINA!!!!!!

IS EVERYTHING CLEAR NOW, FOR PETE'S SAKE

@ EVERYONE PROTESTING THE NAME Harry Plopper has decided to change his name to something south asian. He is now President Tantijjustinku
 
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