Chaos SG

[Munterpipe]

Look's like the microman is as scared as you are Akuma-sama, so we'll skip him for now.
(I don't think I have mentioned it, but I prefer a 24 hours "got it" limit. I think it's implied in most SG's. Does everyone agree on this?)
Roster
Cleaner (munterpipe)
Pushover (Minion joe)
SG Breaker (Sharog)
MicroManager (pindcator) Skipped
Tyrant (chriseay)UP
Warmonger (Strauss) on deck!
Automaton (Zalson)
Religious Fanatic (chrth)

The mean tyrant is up! So the broken and pranked people of Chaos are not finished with their misery.

 

[chriseay]

I agree on the 24 hour limit. I got it by the by. I won't be able to play till tomorrow night though. If either of the skipped players can play by 6 EST tomorrow, I'm ok with it!

 

[Munterpipe]

Ok with me too

 

[MinionJoe]

Sorry for the delay in getting back. We had a bit of weather here.

I'm regretting skipping my turn now! Because it sounds like we're still at war! And those poor swordsmen were sadly smashed against the walls of our city. We really should pad those fortifications, you know. For their safety!

And nice dogs, all!

Too bad chriseay isn't dyslexic. He could've found all the dogs he's wanted already!

 

[ruff_hi]

did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He use to lie awake at night wondering if there was a dog!

 

[BeefontheBone]

Lurkers' Chorus:

Yes, we did hear it!

 

[chriseay]

Inherited Turn - Hmm, I guess I got the dogs after all. We have a whole bunch of breeds gentlemen. Take your pick please.

For the second turnset in a row, we are at war with Kublai, and I can't find his Mongolia for the life of me. I make peace. Peter on the other hand, he will see the glory of the tyrant.

Turn 1 - Aha, I see all of the cities are still set on emphasize growth. Excellent. I proceed to whip in places where it is needed.

Turn 2 - Khan of the Ghengis persuasion wants us to cancel our deals with the English. For one I don't know which English it is, and second, the tyrant doesn't take orders from any Khan's. No is the answer.

Turn 5 - I am moving a force towards somewhere in Yellow Russia. We have no map there, so we'll see what we'll get. If nothing else, the troops will die a glorious death.

Turn 6 - Victoria comes offering 110 gold and Monotheism in tribute. I give her Horseback riding for her trouble. The tyrant needs that gold to continue deficit research of metal casting. Once we have that the glorious whipped souls will become worth more through the power of the forge. The tyrant does not understand this, but he will still use it to his advantage.

Turn 7 - Ok, here's the yellow Russian capital. I'm pretty sure I'll take it the this turn, unless the random number generator hates me again.

And down goes the capital!

Turn 8 - Apparently the barbs like to settle in the middle of our empire, check it out.

Turn 10 - Metal Casting comes in. Next is Code of Laws. The army is in Yarsloval waiting for the next person to move them. Have fun and continue our somehow not completely inept empire!

 

[Munterpipe]

did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He use to lie awake at night wondering if there was a dog!

Great turns Chriseay, and you should get credit for the entertaining writeup.

Roster
Cleaner (munterpipe)
Pushover (Minion joe)
SG Breaker (Sharog)
MicroManager (pindcator)
Tyrant (chriseay)
Warmonger (Strauss) UP!
Automaton (Zalson)on deck ( if you are still in on this SG)
Religious Fanatic (chrth) (on deck if Zalson is not still in on this SG)

The punishment of Peter is not over as Strauss, the Wardogg, is up!

 

[Munterpipe]

MinionJoe, I'm really looking forward to the next time you're up.

 

[ruff_hi]

prank in action - i noticed that some of our units DID NOT HAVE NAMES!

Edit - all done. Oh, I did notice this worker on a 'goto' - do you get +1 movement for land based units if you circumnavigate the globe with a land based unit?

PS - I didn't do this!

 

[Strauss]

Got it, will play tonight

 

[MinionJoe]

MinionJoe, I'm really looking forward to the next time you're up.

Why's that?

You realize, of course, we're going to have to give Peter his capital back, right?

 

[Strauss]

Turn 162 (1020 AD)
Chaos begins: Horse Archer
Theory begins: Swordsman
Theory finishes: Swordsman
Straussburg grows: 5

Turn 163 (1030 AD)
Hinduism has spread: Theory
Christianity has spread: English Setter
Lab/Terrier's borders expand
Hinduism has spread: Lab/Terrier
Worker loses to: Barbarian Axeman (3.50/5)

Turn 164 (1040 AD)
English Setter grows: 7
Swordsman defeats (3.96/6): Barbarian Axeman
Archer defeats (2.52/3): Barbarian Axeman

Turn 165 (1050 AD)
Yaroslavl' begins: Library
Clank (Swordsman) promoted: Shock
Axeman defeats (1.00/5): Chinese Archer
Ugg - have pointy stick (Archer) promoted: Combat I
Theory begins: Forge
Chaos finishes: Horse Archer
Lab/Terrier grows: 3

Turn 166 (1060 AD)
Axeman promoted: Cover
Chaos begins: Swordsman
Horse Archer promoted: Combat I
Swordsman loses to: Russian Swordsman (4.86/6)
Swordsman loses to: Russian Swordsman (1.26/6)
Swordsman defeats (4.80/6): Russian Swordsman
Buddhism has spread: Chihuahua
Captured Chihuahua (Peter)

Turn 167 (1070 AD)
English Setter grows: 8
Swordsman defeats (3.36/6): Barbarian Archer

Turn 168 (1080 AD)
Chaos finishes: Swordsman
Axeman loses to: Chinese Catapult (0.20/5)
Swordsman defeats (4.56/6): Barbarian Warrior

Turn 169 (1090 AD)
Swordsman defeats (4.98/6): Chinese Catapult
Chaos begins: Catapult

Turn 170 (1100 AD)
Chihuahua begins: Barracks
Horse Archer defeats (0.30/6): Chinese Axeman
Swordsman promoted: City Raider I
Swordsman promoted: City Raider I
Horse Archer loses to: Chinese Catapult (5.00/5)

Turn 171 (1110 AD)
Swordsman promoted: City Raider II
Swordsman defeats (4.98/6): Russian Archer
Chaos finishes: Catapult

Turn 172 (1120 AD)
Catapult promoted: Barrage I
Swordsman defeats (4.98/6): Chinese Catapult
Swordsman loses to: Russian Archer (0.36/3)

Not the most pleasing set of turns for a warmonger. Peter is still alive, I was only able to capture Chihuahua. And now the rotten Minion is up to hand all our conquered territory back again

BTW, I also renamed Golden Ret. back to Straussburg A glorious warmonger such as myself must of course have his own city.

 

[ChrTh]

Lab/Terrier? Chihuahua?

More religions!

 

[chriseay]

Lab/Terrier? Chihuahua?

At some point (I have a feeling it has something to do with the prankster) we went to the dogs, so to speak.

 

[MinionJoe]

And now the rotten Minion is up to hand all our conquered territory back again.

Me thinks the warmonger dost have taken one too many blows to thine cranium!

I'm pretty sure there are three other players in the lineup before I get to bat again. Unless we have a sudden rash of skips due to St. Pat's weekend.

Regardless, I'm still rooting for Peter though.

 

[Zalson]

Yeah... I'm out until April 17th.

 

[Munterpipe]

Roster
Cleaner (munterpipe) on deck.
Pushover (Minion joe)
SG Breaker (Sharog)
MicroManager (pindcator)
Tyrant (chriseay)
Warmonger (Strauss)
Automaton (Zalson)skipped until 17th of April
Religious Fanatic (chrth) Up!

 

[Munterpipe]

Turn goal for the fanatic:

Chrth, you must have spread our state religion to all cities with a dog's name by the end of your turn.

If you fail, your save will be ignored and next up will continue from Strauss save.

You've got 15 turns.

 

[ChrTh]

Turn goal for the fanatic:

Chrth, you must have spread our state religion to all cities with a dog's name by the end of your turn.

If you fail, your save will be ignored and next up will continue from Strauss save.

You've got 15 turns.

Silly heathen. I have more ambitious plans than that.

I got it, will play some time this weekend.