Rex Tyrannus
280lbs of gross stupidity
Lurker:
None. There were only 137 according to my text editor. Sorry.
None. There were only 137 according to my text editor. Sorry.
Chaos SG
- Thread starter Munterpipe
- Start date
ChrTh
Happy Yule!
Turn 0 -- 1932 AD
Or I could play now.
The situation is as follows:
We have 2 cities. They're defended with Rifles. (Oh, and we have a Battleship)
If we're going to do a little warfare, I need to play the
... whip a Rifle in Yangzhou and Chaos.
As I refuse to go down without a fight, I send a rifle to kill a grenadier. He succeeds.
IBT:
Oh No!
Battle for Chaos ... Chaos survives
Turn 1 -- 1933 AD
Yang, Chaos: Rifle > Rifle
I send the spy to check out Theory, but we lack the funds to do anything.
Remember what I said about not going down without a fight?
Rifle in Yang kills a Marauding Knight.
Outside Chaos:
Rifle kills Grenadier
Rifle kills Grenadier
Rifle kills War Elephant
Rifle kills War Elephant
Rifle kills Grenadier
You're welcome, Munterpipe
Surrender is NOT an option
Here's the save:
http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads11/Chaos_AD-1933.Civ4SavedGame
Or I could play now.
The situation is as follows:
We have 2 cities. They're defended with Rifles. (Oh, and we have a Battleship)
If we're going to do a little warfare, I need to play the
... whip a Rifle in Yangzhou and Chaos.As I refuse to go down without a fight, I send a rifle to kill a grenadier. He succeeds.
IBT:
Oh No!Battle for Chaos ... Chaos survives
Turn 1 -- 1933 AD
Yang, Chaos: Rifle > Rifle
I send the spy to check out Theory, but we lack the funds to do anything.
Remember what I said about not going down without a fight?
Rifle in Yang kills a Marauding Knight.
Outside Chaos:
Rifle kills Grenadier
Rifle kills Grenadier
Rifle kills War Elephant
Rifle kills War Elephant
Rifle kills Grenadier
You're welcome, Munterpipe
Surrender is NOT an option
Here's the save:
http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads11/Chaos_AD-1933.Civ4SavedGame
ChrTh
Happy Yule!
Conroe said:So, what happened to the Battleship?It seems to have "sailed" off somewhere ...
The screenshot resolution isn't good enough ... it lost to a Cossack! (hence the
)
ruff_hi
Live 4ever! Or die trying
Cannot make out the red text but did that say "while defending your battle ship lost to ..."?
ChrTh
Happy Yule!
ruff_hi said:
Sadly, yes
GreyFox
Make it so ...
Lurker
I am surprised you guys survived this long .... I am also surprised how a Cossack can attack a battleship ... I think it simply went down sinking (like ships sank when city was captured.
In any case, I suggest you guys petitioned to the prankster demanding 100 modern armor: reason being he claimed that his pranks were not unbalancing, but by putting the battleship in the jungle, he has actually given Cathy free xp for sinking the ship effortlessly ...
I am surprised you guys survived this long .... I am also surprised how a Cossack can attack a battleship ... I think it simply went down sinking (like ships sank when city was captured.
In any case, I suggest you guys petitioned to the prankster demanding 100 modern armor: reason being he claimed that his pranks were not unbalancing, but by putting the battleship in the jungle, he has actually given Cathy free xp for sinking the ship effortlessly ...
Nice Try!GreyFox said:reason being he claimed that his pranks were not unbalancing, but by putting the battleship in the jungle, he has actually given Cathy free xp for sinking the ship effortlessly ...
But, it was Cathy's Cossack that got the xp, not the SAM Infantry that she has approaching Chaos ...Good news! Another Battleship has been located. And, it has Flanking and Navigation promotions!Strauss said:Now we are doomed
Upon locating the Battleship, a Great Engineer stepped forth and said: "I can put wheels on that Battleship!" And, he proceeded to do just that. Unfortunately, there were some problems with the retrofit. The hull of the Battleship sustained some slight cosmetic damage trying to affix the axles to the hull. "It's nothing that can't be fixed with some duct tape and a new coat of paint", said the Great Engineer. And, in the end, a Battleship with Wheels has been born!
There is widespread belief among the citizens of Chaos (all 4 of them) that if a Great Artist were to be born, a great work could be performed on the Battleship with Wheels.
ChrTh
Happy Yule!
... wait, is that 0.4/40?
Munterpipe
Clums
Great news! Let's float over to the russians and do some damage.
Munterpipe
Clums
Sgbreaker: So Who's up next?
Sgmaker: You are, stupid. Pay attention!
Breaker: How was I supposed to know. There was no rooster!!
Maker: I can't post it every time someone's up. It hasn't changed since the last time it was posted. Takesome initiative and look at the last one yourself, and you'll find that you are up! Now go take your turns!
Breaker looking through pages 26-29
Breaker: I can't find the rooster.
Maker: Stupid SGbreaker. You don't need to find it. I already told you that you are up!
Breaker: Well, I don't have time for this right now, please skip me.
Maker: That's a Sg breaker for ya. Always skipping out and messing up the system.
All right, I'll grant you a skip.
Breaker: Thanks.....
....So who's up, then?
Maker: Huh?
Breaker: Who's up? There is no rooster.
Maker: Of course there's a rooster.
Breaker: I looked four pages back, and there were no roosters in sight.
Maker: Are you serious?
Breaker: Yup.
Maker: You've got to look all the way back in page 25 to find a rooster?
Breaker: I think so.
Maker: hmmmm. That's a lot of posts to look through. I don't feel like searching all those lame jokes and tiring lurkers comments all over again.
Wait; I know what to do....
...Pushover! Go get the rooster and tell everybody who's up. I'll go see if I can finish my turns in Ruff03.
Sgmaker: You are, stupid. Pay attention!
Breaker: How was I supposed to know. There was no rooster!!
Maker: I can't post it every time someone's up. It hasn't changed since the last time it was posted. Takesome initiative and look at the last one yourself, and you'll find that you are up! Now go take your turns!
Breaker looking through pages 26-29
Breaker: I can't find the rooster.
Maker: Stupid SGbreaker. You don't need to find it. I already told you that you are up!
Breaker: Well, I don't have time for this right now, please skip me.
Maker: That's a Sg breaker for ya. Always skipping out and messing up the system.
All right, I'll grant you a skip.
Breaker: Thanks.....
....So who's up, then?
Maker: Huh?
Breaker: Who's up? There is no rooster.
Maker: Of course there's a rooster.
Breaker: I looked four pages back, and there were no roosters in sight.
Maker: Are you serious?
Breaker: Yup.
Maker: You've got to look all the way back in page 25 to find a rooster?
Breaker: I think so.
Maker: hmmmm. That's a lot of posts to look through. I don't feel like searching all those lame jokes and tiring lurkers comments all over again.
Wait; I know what to do....
...Pushover! Go get the rooster and tell everybody who's up. I'll go see if I can finish my turns in Ruff03.
Strauss
King
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You probably could have played your turn with the time it took you to write all that
The tyrant is up!
SG Breaker (munterpipe) skipped (thank the heavens)
Tyrant (Minion joe) UP (damnit)
Pushover (ruff_hi) on deck (he'll probably be giving away our remaining cities)
Cleaner (chriseay)
MicroManager (Strauss)
Religious Fanatic (Zalson)
Automaton (jeejeep alternating for Sharog)
Warmonger (chrth)
The tyrant is up!
SG Breaker (munterpipe) skipped (thank the heavens)
Tyrant (Minion joe) UP (damnit)
Pushover (ruff_hi) on deck (he'll probably be giving away our remaining cities)
Cleaner (chriseay)
MicroManager (Strauss)
Religious Fanatic (Zalson)
Automaton (jeejeep alternating for Sharog)
Warmonger (chrth)
ruff_hi
Live 4ever! Or die trying
Yes Sir ... here it is.
Roster
Conroe - building a fort - first time ever reported in a SG!
colony - up
Ruff - on deck
Munterpipe
Roster
Conroe - building a fort - first time ever reported in a SG!
colony - up
Ruff - on deck
Munterpipe
ruff_hi
Live 4ever! Or die trying
Oh - stupid me, wrong game. Here is the roster ...
SG Breaker - NOT UP!
Tyrant - UP!
Pushover - NOT UP!
Cleaner - NOT UP!
MicroManager - NOT UP!
Religious Fanatic - NOT UP!
Automaton - NOT UP!
Warmonger - NOT UP!
sheeeeeeeeeees
SG Breaker - NOT UP!
Tyrant - UP!
Pushover - NOT UP!
Cleaner - NOT UP!
MicroManager - NOT UP!
Religious Fanatic - NOT UP!
Automaton - NOT UP!
Warmonger - NOT UP!
sheeeeeeeeeees
ruff_hi
Live 4ever! Or die trying
Yes I know that the tyrant is up, but mutterman said "go get the rooster from page 25". He didn't say anything about updating it. Just following orders here!Munterpipe said:
ChrTh
Happy Yule!
I think the Pushover needs to reconsider his new meds ...
Strauss
King
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ruff_hi said:Yes I know that the tyrant is up, but mutterman said "go get the rooster from page 25". He didn't say anything about updating it. Just following orders here!
Of course the SG BREAKER will send you to the wrong page. The MAKER didn't say you had to go there. I hereby order you to update your roster! Immediately!
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