Chaos SG

[Munterpipe]

see, some bad jjoke to research mystism, i mean what the hell, what we need is make our ppl know how to SAIL !, so sailing it is. the war front is going greaT !, i tried to invade peter's capital with 1 uber tier 3 promoted warrior !.

and what better use is there than to use our newly fresh trainer worker to pop a hut:

We need more cleaners...
You've got spelling duty Pindicator.

And chriseay is UP

 

[ruff_hi]

see, some bad jjoke to research mystism ... and what better use is there than to use our newly fresh trainer worker to pop a hut:

Well, you caught 1 but let my 'always build' on the worker stand. So that is 1 from 2.

Prankster Tally
Ruff Hi 2,623,343.0
Strauss 1.5
Sharog 1.0
The Rest - Zero

 

[chriseay]

I got it for later today. Our people will have to feel the wrath of the . Wait, what's that? We can't whip yet? Darn scientists will have to be shown the correct way to research.

 

[MinionJoe]

I'll be hiding in my hut waiting for the hurting to stop.

 

[chriseay]

So first things first the scientists are alerted of the error in their ways, and start research on bronzeworking once again.

1 - Our workers sacrifice themselves for our wolf friends enjoyment.

2 - Bronze working comes in, I immediately revolt to slavery. Our people will now understand their uses. In order for them to procreate faster so I can use more for slaves, I tell the scientists to research how to farm things. After this they will learn how to yoke animals.

3 - 1 population sacrifices itself gloriously to build a barracks. They will live on in the memory of the highly trained troops that will bring glory to us by taking the world.

6 - Ikono-know kills another of the Tsar's archers. Peter understands the sacrifice his people must make, but does not understand to wait for the right time to sacrifice them. He continues to throw his people away in pointless suicide missions, while a smart tyrant only throws his people away on suicide missions that increase the glory of the tyrant.

9 - A worker is whipped, as to better grow corn and slaughter pigs. Our capital now only contains one citizen....we must grow it to whip it more.

 

[Munterpipe]

Our capital now only contains one citizen....we must grow it to whip it more.

We definately need more cleaners.

 

[MinionJoe]

I don't have it yet, but I will be off work in about 2 hours. I'll get it as soon as I get home.

 

[Munterpipe]

the pushover's up.

 

[ChrTh]

We definately need more cleaners.

Fear not, for I shall lead us to a more enlightened path when it is my turn.

Unfortunately, my faith requires sacrifice.

 

[ruff_hi]

I have it - will post in about 1hr 30 mins. It takes a while for good jokes mature (so mine will never because ...)

 

[MinionJoe]

I have it - will post in about 1hr 30 mins. It takes a while for good jokes mature (so mine will never because ...)

Ah, well... I rushed home after work for nothing.

Chances are I will not be around when the new save file is posted (about 7pm CST, yes?). I'll have to pick this up tomorrow then. Or, I can be skipped. I'll check the board from work tomorrow.

 

[chriseay]

We definately need more cleaners.

The cleaners will have a lot of work to do....it'll only make it more fun for everyone!

 

[Munterpipe]

As much as I want you skipped, Joe, for fear that you'll vote the bastard Peter for the diplomatic victory, we will manage to wait untill tomorrow. Sorry that you rushed home, but the prankster was to quick this time as well.

 

[pindicator]

As much as I want you skipped, Joe, for fear that you'll vote the bastard Peter for the diplomatic victory, we will manage to wait untill tomorrow. Sorry that you rushed home, but the prankster was to quick this time as well.

That's until with one l

 

[BeefontheBone]

Is "The Annoying Grammarian" a position you omitted from the list of roles? I could've done that, as wel...

Edit: Embarassing typo. Munter's extra L must've come from this post

 

[MinionJoe]

...the bastard Peter for the diplomatic victory...

Just because he doesn't know who his father is doesn't make him a poor leader!

I've got to head out for a bit (thought I'd check one more time before I did). I'll see if I can't squeeze in a few rounds late tonight.

I can't guarantee how good my write-up will be (wanted to make a good first impression, after all!), but I'll try not to keep everyone waiting.

(This message has been approved by Peter the Great)

 

[ruff_hi]

sorry guys - for future ref - don't let me jumping in stop you from playing with the original save. You can always out prank the prankster!

 

[Zalson]

Munterpipe (I keep on wanting to call you Munterpie, for some reason), you've GOT another cleaner. Me.

While I tend not to make the most enlightened decisions concerning builds (Sid ALWAYS corrects me), I tend to play pretty well. I mean, my advisors are ALWAYS agreeing with me.

But seriously folks, since I'm automating pretty much everything, it means I've got more time to devote to strategy. That is, unless I can find a way to AI retire for my turns...

:rougish wink:

--Zalson

 

[pindicator]

Is the first prank renaming the save file to a date it is not? Because I seriously thought that you had played to 1000BC until I loaded it up.

The signs are disturbing.

 

[ruff_hi]

aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!