ruff_hi
Live 4ever! Or die trying
It should read ... "Your failure will show that your God is false, you are a false prophet and [insert suitable retribution here]Munterpipe said:
Chaos SG
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ChrTh
Happy Yule!
Turn 0 -- 1120 AD
A man walked into the desert ... and while in the desert god came to him in the form of Angelina Jolie and told him what he must do.
"Oh most bounteous lord," he said while averting his eyes,"how can one find faith amongst so much chaos?"
She laughed softly. "Look at me, oh ChrTh ... it is in chaos that true faith is forged. Faith amidst order is a lazy faith, a convenient faith. But those who cling to their faith amidst the turbulence and pain will find shelter and peace. Take advantage of the chaos, use it as the medium in which you can build my kingdom on earth."
He bowed his forehead to the ground, for the words she spoke were true. He silently watched her walk away, but before she disappeared from sight, he heard one last commandment from her:
"Make peace with those of any faith ... your people's faith must come from numerous sources if it is to be strong, and them not merely slaves to what they are told."
...
Peter gives us monarchy to stop the war.
Kublai does not have Monotheism. Even though I don't need to, I give it to him with peace.
Peace is made with Mao straight up.
In keeping with Angelina's idea, I hurry libraries so that new ideas can spread more easily.
Butterfly whips the Great Library.
English Setter whips Library.
Straussburg whips Library.
Science raised to 40% for one turn to get CoL right away.
Turn 1 -- 1130 AD
Code of Laws comes in. Start Theology for the moment @30%, due in 15.
Butterfly: Great Library > Confucian Monastery
English Setter: Library > Christian Monastery
Straussburg: Library > Courthouse
Turn 2 -- 1140 AD
Buddhism has spread in Yaroslav'l.
There's a barb city nearby now
Turn 3 -- 1150 AD
Turn 4 -- 1160 AD
Barb Archer attacks Butterfly and die.
Butterfly: Confucian Monastery > Missionary
English Setter: Christian Monastery > Missionary
I convert to Buddhism to help Yaroslav'l and Chihuahua with culture.
Turn 5 -- 1170 AD
Barb Warrior attacks Butterfly and die.
I Open Borders with the Buddhist Catherine.
Turn 6 -- 1180 AD
Lab Terrier: Market > Hindu Monastery
Straussburg: Courthouse > Hindu Monastery (forget to note that Hinduism spread to Straussburg earlier in my turns)
Theory: Forge > Hindu Monastery
Hittite is razed (no choice in the matter)
Turn 7 -- 1190 AD
Chihuahua: Barracks > Buddhist Monastery
Hinduism has spread in R+W Setter!
Turn 8 -- 1200 AD
Turn 9 -- 1210 AD
Butterfly: Confucian Missionary > Confucian Temple
English Setter: Christian Missionary > Christian Temple
Irish R+W Setter: Library > Courthouse
Yaroslav'l: Library > Buddhist Monastery
Plato has been born in Butterfly!
There is only one city left without Religion, Chaos. Both missionaries head there.
(continued in next post)
A man walked into the desert ... and while in the desert god came to him in the form of Angelina Jolie and told him what he must do.
"Oh most bounteous lord," he said while averting his eyes,"how can one find faith amongst so much chaos?"
She laughed softly. "Look at me, oh ChrTh ... it is in chaos that true faith is forged. Faith amidst order is a lazy faith, a convenient faith. But those who cling to their faith amidst the turbulence and pain will find shelter and peace. Take advantage of the chaos, use it as the medium in which you can build my kingdom on earth."
He bowed his forehead to the ground, for the words she spoke were true. He silently watched her walk away, but before she disappeared from sight, he heard one last commandment from her:
"Make peace with those of any faith ... your people's faith must come from numerous sources if it is to be strong, and them not merely slaves to what they are told."
...
Peter gives us monarchy to stop the war.
Kublai does not have Monotheism. Even though I don't need to, I give it to him with peace.
Peace is made with Mao straight up.
In keeping with Angelina's idea, I hurry libraries so that new ideas can spread more easily.
Butterfly whips the Great Library.
English Setter whips Library.
Straussburg whips Library.
Science raised to 40% for one turn to get CoL right away.
Turn 1 -- 1130 AD
Code of Laws comes in. Start Theology for the moment @30%, due in 15.
Butterfly: Great Library > Confucian Monastery
English Setter: Library > Christian Monastery
Straussburg: Library > Courthouse
Turn 2 -- 1140 AD
Buddhism has spread in Yaroslav'l.
There's a barb city nearby now
Turn 3 -- 1150 AD
Turn 4 -- 1160 AD
Barb Archer attacks Butterfly and die.
Butterfly: Confucian Monastery > Missionary
English Setter: Christian Monastery > Missionary
I convert to Buddhism to help Yaroslav'l and Chihuahua with culture.
Turn 5 -- 1170 AD
Barb Warrior attacks Butterfly and die.
I Open Borders with the Buddhist Catherine.
Turn 6 -- 1180 AD
Lab Terrier: Market > Hindu Monastery
Straussburg: Courthouse > Hindu Monastery (forget to note that Hinduism spread to Straussburg earlier in my turns)
Theory: Forge > Hindu Monastery
Hittite is razed (no choice in the matter)
Turn 7 -- 1190 AD
Chihuahua: Barracks > Buddhist Monastery
Hinduism has spread in R+W Setter!
Turn 8 -- 1200 AD
Turn 9 -- 1210 AD
Butterfly: Confucian Missionary > Confucian Temple
English Setter: Christian Missionary > Christian Temple
Irish R+W Setter: Library > Courthouse
Yaroslav'l: Library > Buddhist Monastery
Plato has been born in Butterfly!
There is only one city left without Religion, Chaos. Both missionaries head there.
(continued in next post)
ChrTh
Happy Yule!
Turn 9 -- 1210 AD (continued)
What to do with Plato ... wait a second ... I can research ... really?!? REALLY??!?!
(continued in next post)
What to do with Plato ... wait a second ... I can research ... really?!? REALLY??!?!
(continued in next post)
ruff_hi
Live 4ever! Or die trying
Beeeaaauuutttifffullll! Very elegant!ChrTh said:Turn 9 -- 1210 AD (continued)
What to do with Plato ... wait a second ... I can research ... really?!? REALLY??!?!
(continued in next post)
ChrTh
Happy Yule!
Turn 9 -- 1210 AD (continued)
ahem ... this may be the happiest moment of any religious fanatic's life ... ever ... Angelina has surely rewarded her faithful servant for his devotion these past few turns ...
(the funny part is, it was found in Chaos, so now I don't know what to do with the Missionaries!--of which I now have 3)
Ok, a little revolution is called for. I switch to Hereditary Rule and Pacifism ... that'll save us some gpt (and cheese off the warmonger).
Turn 10 -- 1220 AD
Whoops, guess we have too many troops ... that hurt us in gpt. I am tempted to disband, but that'll REALLY cheese off the warmonger.
Missionary Action:
Confucianism has spread in Theory.
Taoism has spread in English Setter.
Christianity has spread in Chaos.
ChrTh returns to the desert, where he meets a smiling Jennifer Aniston.
"You have done better than I even dreamed," she said. "Your people's faith has grown strong and soon you'll be able to spread our own faith to other lands. Come to your reward."
...and this iteration of ChrTh is not seen from again.
Here's the Save:
View attachment 120101
Going forward on the religion front: Pacifism was definitely
... once you can revolt, I would switch to Organized Religion. Once Chihuahua and Yaroslav'l get a border expansion, I would switch our state religion to Hinduism as that is the major religion of our cities. Monasteries are good for science and culture, so I heartily recommend building them where possible; spread Hinduism to all cities as that would be quickest.
The sword/catapult south of Butterfly was going to head South to deal with the Barb source once the Sword is healed. There's an Axe and Sword fortified by where Hittite used to be.
I do think we should stick with Theology in research; the reason is because of Theocracy, which I know the warmonger will like.
ahem ... this may be the happiest moment of any religious fanatic's life ... ever ... Angelina has surely rewarded her faithful servant for his devotion these past few turns ...
(the funny part is, it was found in Chaos, so now I don't know what to do with the Missionaries!--of which I now have 3)
Ok, a little revolution is called for. I switch to Hereditary Rule and Pacifism ... that'll save us some gpt (and cheese off the warmonger).
Turn 10 -- 1220 AD
Whoops, guess we have too many troops ... that hurt us in gpt. I am tempted to disband, but that'll REALLY cheese off the warmonger.
Missionary Action:
Confucianism has spread in Theory.
Taoism has spread in English Setter.
Christianity has spread in Chaos.
ChrTh returns to the desert, where he meets a smiling Jennifer Aniston.
"You have done better than I even dreamed," she said. "Your people's faith has grown strong and soon you'll be able to spread our own faith to other lands. Come to your reward."
...and this iteration of ChrTh is not seen from again.
Here's the Save:
View attachment 120101
Going forward on the religion front: Pacifism was definitely
... once you can revolt, I would switch to Organized Religion. Once Chihuahua and Yaroslav'l get a border expansion, I would switch our state religion to Hinduism as that is the major religion of our cities. Monasteries are good for science and culture, so I heartily recommend building them where possible; spread Hinduism to all cities as that would be quickest.The sword/catapult south of Butterfly was going to head South to deal with the Barb source once the Sword is healed. There's an Axe and Sword fortified by where Hittite used to be.
I do think we should stick with Theology in research; the reason is because of Theocracy, which I know the warmonger will like.
Munterpipe
Clums
Great work on the 
Chrth, and a very enjoyable turnlog. Your religoius activities are trule adequate and I'll do my turns tomorrow.
Cleaner (munterpipe) Up!
Pushover (Minion joe) On deck!
SG Breaker (Sharog)
MicroManager (pindcator)
Tyrant (chriseay)
Warmonger (Strauss)
Automaton (Zalson)
Religious Fanatic (chrth)
Chrth, and a very enjoyable turnlog. Your religoius activities are trule adequate and I'll do my turns tomorrow.Cleaner (munterpipe) Up!
Pushover (Minion joe) On deck!
SG Breaker (Sharog)
MicroManager (pindcator)
Tyrant (chriseay)
Warmonger (Strauss)
Automaton (Zalson)
Religious Fanatic (chrth)
Munterpipe
Clums
I got some trouble with my computer, so I can't play tonight, sorry. Request a skip and pass the turn on to the pushover.
Is that ok with you MinionJoe?
Is that ok with you MinionJoe?
ruff_hi
Live 4ever! Or die trying
Why are you asking? He will just say yes anyway so you may as well just tell him!Munterpipe said:
Munterpipe
Clums
MinionJoe! You're UP so have the post ready ASAP!
(you don't want me to tell Strauss that you have been a lazy boy, do you?)
(you don't want me to tell Strauss that you have been a lazy boy, do you?)
ChrTh
Happy Yule!
So does the pushover need to adhere to the advice I put at the end of my turnlog? 
Munterpipe
Clums
I doubt he will dare to do otherwise 
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LOLLLLL I read all of the thread in one shot... you guys are wacked and made me laugh alot=PP
ChrTh if I were you i would change the names of the dogged cities so you wont need to convert them
Anyway great turns guys! keep it up.
LOLLLLL I read all of the thread in one shot... you guys are wacked and made me laugh alot=PP
ChrTh if I were you i would change the names of the dogged cities so you wont need to convert them
Anyway great turns guys! keep it up.
ChrTh
Happy Yule!
SpriteSODA said:ChrTh if I were you i would change the names of the dogged cities so you wont need to convert them
Certain pranksters get upset when I upstage them in the comedy department, so I've refrained from stepping on his paws ...
Munterpipe
Clums
OK, I've added two more spots on the rooster. They won't play any turns, (maybe alternate for skipped players,) but have other responsibilities.
The first is the
annoying grammarian (beef's suggestion) who's in charge of correcting all spelling mistakes.
the second is the![[offtopic]](/images/smilies/offtopic.gif "Offtopic [offtopic]")
guy. He must of course do all in his power to get this SG off topic.
The grammarian is reserved for Beefonthebone if he want's in, but the guy is up for grabs.
The first is the
annoying grammarian (beef's suggestion) who's in charge of correcting all spelling mistakes.the second is the
guy. He must of course do all in his power to get this SG off topic.The grammarian is reserved for Beefonthebone if he want's in, but the
guy is up for grabs.
ruff_hi
Live 4ever! Or die trying
oh, how cruel ... that is just plain nasty ... i don't believe you can be that vindictive - i go out of my way to participate in this funny game and you just make a mockery of it.ChrTh said:Certain pranksters get upset when I upstage them in the comedy department, so I've refrained from stepping on his paws ...
We even have free loaders taking a shot at the people who have to struggle through this most disjointed of games. I've a good mind to take my bat and ball and go home. YES - that is the plan.Nuclear kid said:
I've downloaded the latest save and I am not putting it back (that should stop you) Now lets see if you can play further without the latest save!!!
Munterpipe
Clums
ruff_hi said:
Damn!!! We need to retrieve that save!
Pretty prankster, please put it back. You know we all love you, right?
ruff_hi
Live 4ever! Or die trying
I will think about it - hmmf
ChrTh
Happy Yule!
ruff_hi said:
Oh PLEASE come back prankster ... we need you in our shallow pathetic vindictive lives ...
egypt: was the closest smiley I could find that had a mane ...)EDIT
@Ruff_Hi: I was informed yesterday not to have spoiler tags in my sig, so you might want to change yours
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