Chuck Norris

[GenghisK]

Google the following 3 words:
Chuck Norris google

Then press I feel lucky...

Also I guess everybody heard about it but still...

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

For French speakers
http://chucknorrisfacts.fr/
(best ones:
Chuck Norris already counted to infinite. Twice.
Some people wear superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can slam a closed door)

 

[ggganz]

Oh, come on, the only reason I went into H&J today was to make this thread! Also a very inconvenient crosspost earlier today....

Chuck Norris invented Cheezeburgers by throwing a cow at a chain link fence.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard his foot traveled back in time and killed Amilia Earheart over the Atlantic Ocean.

 

[lutzj]

What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims? His shoe.

 

[ggganz]

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.