CivFanatics vs. Apolyton: The Beginning

[carmen510]

CFC Headquarters (War room)​

Spoiler Real HQ :

"Alright, here's an idea. We use giant spam bombs to attack the NES forum."

"No, despite that might be a good idea Chieftess"

"Well, Thunderfall, we COULD use it for a distraction"

"That could be true Matrix..."

"Would someone fill me in the damned mission? I'm new!"

"Alright, DanQ has pissed off Thunderfall, after he 'converted' (POWed) many of the members to the dark side. His plan is to get them back."

"Oh, is that why I'm not seeing too many members on lately?"

"Yes..."

"Anyways, think of a PLAN..."

"Think of this..."

Apolyton: The Servers​

"Damn... Symphony, gimme the C4, we won't figure out this code..."

"Sure Iggy."

"RUN!"

"Servers down..."

"****! What just happened?"

"Apparently, glorious leader, our servers went down"

"But how?"

In the skies​

"They won't know what hit them, especially since this forum is prone... Ready with the spam bombs?"

"Yeah, hold on Basketcase..."

"Ready MjM?"

"Right..."

Down Below...​

"Holy ****! WTH is this? LOL??? WTH does that have to do with military strategies?"

"OMG, this idiot said LMAO at a cow blown up? WTH mates..."

"NOW!!!"

Spam bullets began flying everywhere. They hit many Apolytoners, before they replied...

"Rally my men! To the Sports section! The off-topic is lost!"

"****, the moderators..."

"They are in heavy armor!"

"Holy..."

Meanwhile, CFC Headquarters​

"We've got the 'Special Op' on standby..."

"Send them in..."

 

[Gaius Octavius]

Quite good, quite good... I think I've started a whole new genre of Civ tales...

 

[Ball Lightning]

Sensational!

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Yay! I'm a minor character! I release the rights to feature me in other peoples' stories.

 

[Hitti-Litti]

I demand to be a harmless character that does nothing but appears somewhere and is utterly useless in the story!

 

[Gaius Octavius]

Well, you're in my story... doesn't that count?

 

[Hitti-Litti]

Where?

 

[Catharsis]

Huzzah! I support the moderators!

Every good story has a beginning, a middle and an end! That is why the NES subforum must be spammed until it surrenders. Vive la NESistance! End it now! End it now!

 

[Gaius Octavius]

@Hitti-Litti:

You are one of the representatives who signed the Declaration!

 

[carmen510]

Update 2: The secret weapons​

"Alright, I've called this meeting to assess the situation. The Off-Topic Apolyton forum has fallen, but there's stiff resistance. Therefore, we shall send in the Alpha team"
"I say attack them or they shall DIE!!!"
"Patience Amon Savag, patience..."
"Kill the infidels!"
"Somebody, control him!"
"Right o' das!"

"ARGH!!!!"
*Shooting randomly into the air*

"Get to cover!"
"Get out of the war room, he'll kill us!"

In the frontlines...​

"Alright, artillery comin' in. These bad boys with shoot 10 ton spamalot missiles and destroy the hideous Funny Videos thread..."
"So what'll we do Swedishguy?"
"Fortify the German question thread building, the rest of us will set up machine spamalot guns... Hopefully we'll hold page 2."

Apolytoners:
Random moderator: Fortify the Funny Videos thread, give spamming weapons to everybody...

Civ4 Apolyton Forums​

"Damn, its getting real quiet... I don't like it"
"I dunno, now we can do whatever we want while the others are over in Off-Topic."
"Yeah, lucky we got here..."
"Yeah..."

BANG! *Blood spurts*
"Aww CRAP!"
"Alert, alert!"

"****, they triggered the alarm"
"Well, there goes our cover. CivGeneral, what'll we do?"
"Secure the democracy games, they'll be demoralized due to their precious democracy games..."
"Will do!"

Meanwhile at CivFanatics Suggestion Forums...​

"Heh... This is the stupidest spot to manage... Awards, what the hell?"
"Stay focused, we have something on our radar..."
"Well?"
"ARGH! MY EYES!"
*Bloodcurdling screams*
"****, automatic guns, on! Video cameras activate!"
"ARGH!"

"Send in the bombers, we have a confirmed threat to the suggestions. Some suggest its a superweapon"
"Why's there only 1?"
"A test, or a prototype. Whatever it is, its effective"

"Crap, its worse than we thought... Send in the bombers..."

"Mission accomplished"

"Ten-four, stand down!"

CFC HQ​

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"Yes, Thunderfall, it was the cheerleader smilie..."
*shudder*
"This is a powerful weapon, we must destroy the menace at all COSTS!"
"Some say we may be able to convert it. Out top scientist and peacekeeper leader, Daftpanzer, says it might take considerable propaganda to reach the cheerleader and even reach its hypnotized mind. He also says if we hack into Apolyton, we can dominate the NES forums..."

"Excellent"

Civ4 Forums...​

"Open FIRE! And why's there snow?"

"Apparently, DanQ wanted snow..."

"anyways... SECURE the DEMOGAMES link to Civ4 forums!"

"Oh and, blow up the Demogames, CFC must have the only Demogames in the world..."

"HQ called, it says we're to move on after this... to... no... it can't be..."

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Huzzah! I support the moderators!

Every good story has a beginning, a middle and an end! That is why the NES subforum must be spammed until it surrenders. Vive la NESistance! End it now! End it now!

Vive la NESistance indeed! We will never surrender!

 

[Catharsis]

Do not allow yourselves to be swayed by the penguin's sloganeering! NESers are planning to come to your house in the night and nick your DVD player! It happened to me!

 

[greekguy]

this is awesome! Keep it up carmen.

 

[Tee Kay]

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[Ball Lightning]

Awesome Carmen!

 

[civverguy]

Good story so far.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

Do not allow yourselves to be swayed by the penguin's sloganeering! NESers are planning to come to your house in the night and nick your DVD player! It happened to me!

[mindtrick]You never had a DVD player.[/mindtrick]

 

[Kal'thzar]

These are not the Nesers you are looking for....

And Absloz was once one of you, but he turned, like you all shall turn....

Anyway; moving off from my...well...power hungry motives.

Nice stuff

 

[Catharsis]

These are not the Nesers you are looking for....

And Absloz was once one of you, but he turned, like you all shall turn....

Anyway; moving off from my...well...power hungry motives.

Nice stuff

That's just what the penguin wants you to think.

And you can keep Abasloz.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

No... he is a NESer of his own volition.

Mwahahaha!!!

Update Carmen!