Gaius Octavius
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You should update this, Carmen!
CivFanatics vs. Apolyton: The Beginning
- Thread starter carmen510
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Slaughter
Paladin
YAY!!! This is cool! If those Wasteland dogs atack the CIVIII mod development section, the Workshop is going to take on the alone, FALLOUT STYLE!!
A Revolutionary
Beating the Drums
This is great, please update.
Shylock
Hey smiling strange
In AD 2101... war was beginning.
The Ninja
Secretary of Defense
What Happen? Someone set us up the bomb.
The Ninja
kristopherb
Protective/Charismatic
come-on
subsriction post
subsriction post
carmen510
Deity
Sneak Preview:
"Alright men, our target is that thread over there, the 'What are your shoes?' topic. Once we land, you'll need to wipe out any resistance, and form up. We're going to push..."
"We have a new weapon, so powerful, it'll make the cheerleader smilies look like a speck of dust..."
And featuring several songs...
"Alright men, our target is that thread over there, the 'What are your shoes?' topic. Once we land, you'll need to wipe out any resistance, and form up. We're going to push..."
"We have a new weapon, so powerful, it'll make the cheerleader smilies look like a speck of dust..."
And featuring several songs...
Swedishguy
Deity
I was mentioned! My VIP status is truly secured.
carmen510
Deity
Thunderfall: Alright, here's the deal. Our enemies are currently sleeping peacefully in the real world. We need to implement Plan A.
*Three minutes later...*
"Argh... Where did that come from?"
"Simulation ended"
"Okay... Let's see Plan B"
(The real plan this time, WARNING: NOT A SIMULATION)
"Alright men, our target is that thread over there, the 'What are your shoes?' topic. Once we land, you'll need to wipe out any resistance, and form up. We're going to push through to their pitiful History forum. We have to take out those guards, then head up to the 'Moderators Only' terminal. Then..."
"Erm... Sgt. Ball Lightening?"
"Yes Private?"
"Do you have a barf bag?" (Vomiting starts)
"You know bloody well I don't. Anyways, AW FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD, DON'T BARF ON MY AVATAR"
"Sorry.."
"UGH... Anyways, we'll hijack the terminal, and we'll close down all of the threads there. Then, we'll ban any member that posted in that forum"
"30 seconds to landing!"
Hitti-Litti: . .. .. .. .... Why do I have to be in the same boat as choxorn, Swedishguy, kill fire, and Perfection?
choxorn: Deal with it.
kill fire: That's right. Anyway, we're going to *shunk* Holy...
Swedishguy: You lucky bas.. *CRSH!!*
Perfection: MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! *RATATATATATATATATATATATATATA*
Marsden: GO GO GO!
*RATATATATATATATATATATATA*
"Get behind cover!"
"Into the TRENCH!"
"God Dammit"
"This all of you who made it, Report Cpl. Perfection!"
"Well, there's me, Hitti-Litti, choxorn, Silver Streak, BEHIND_THE_MASK, Azale, and Lord Iggy"
"All Sergeants except you, choxorn, BEHIND_THE_MASK, and Hitti-Litti. And of course, me, Master Sgt."
"Lucky Bastard emu"
"Well, how do we get through?"
*BANG!*
"Sniper!"
"Alright, we can't stay here. Get to the barbed wire!"
"Get the bangalores!"
"Swedishguy had them!"
"Well where is he now?"
"Lying on the ship!"
"Get him, and those bangalores! He's the only engineer we have! Who volunteers?"
*cricket*
"You bunch of cowards..."
"NO emu!"
*SHUNK*
"Medic!"
"God dammit, I thought they only had 17 guards here."
"This is CivFanatics HQ. You receiving?"
"Yes, this is Radio man choxorn"
"We miscalculated the amount of troops. They have over 17,000 troops in this area. We're sending air support now. Its out new superweapon that's so powerful, it'll make the cheerleader smilies look like a speck of dust..."
"Well get it in soon!"
*CRCKSHH!*
"ARGH! Radio's hit!"
"Medic!"
Will our heroes survive the Off-Topic/History thread landings? Will they ever return to CivFanatics? Will people ever stop using the "Will..." at the end of every cliffhanger? Find out in the next installment, to be sent out later this month!
*Three minutes later...*
"Argh... Where did that come from?"
"Simulation ended"
"Okay... Let's see Plan B"
(The real plan this time, WARNING: NOT A SIMULATION)
"Alright men, our target is that thread over there, the 'What are your shoes?' topic. Once we land, you'll need to wipe out any resistance, and form up. We're going to push through to their pitiful History forum. We have to take out those guards, then head up to the 'Moderators Only' terminal. Then..."
"Erm... Sgt. Ball Lightening?"
"Yes Private?"
"Do you have a barf bag?" (Vomiting starts)
"You know bloody well I don't. Anyways, AW FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD, DON'T BARF ON MY AVATAR"
"Sorry.."
"UGH... Anyways, we'll hijack the terminal, and we'll close down all of the threads there. Then, we'll ban any member that posted in that forum"
"30 seconds to landing!"
Hitti-Litti: . .. .. .. .... Why do I have to be in the same boat as choxorn, Swedishguy, kill fire, and Perfection?
choxorn: Deal with it.
kill fire: That's right. Anyway, we're going to *shunk* Holy...
Swedishguy: You lucky bas.. *CRSH!!*
Perfection: MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! *RATATATATATATATATATATATATATA*
Marsden: GO GO GO!
*RATATATATATATATATATATATA*
"Get behind cover!"
"Into the TRENCH!"
"God Dammit"
"This all of you who made it, Report Cpl. Perfection!"
"Well, there's me, Hitti-Litti, choxorn, Silver Streak, BEHIND_THE_MASK, Azale, and Lord Iggy"
"All Sergeants except you, choxorn, BEHIND_THE_MASK, and Hitti-Litti. And of course, me, Master Sgt."
"Lucky Bastard emu"
"Well, how do we get through?"
*BANG!*
"Sniper!"
"Alright, we can't stay here. Get to the barbed wire!"
"Get the bangalores!"
"Swedishguy had them!"
"Well where is he now?"
"Lying on the ship!"
"Get him, and those bangalores! He's the only engineer we have! Who volunteers?"
*cricket*
"You bunch of cowards..."
"NO emu!"
*SHUNK*
"Medic!"
"God dammit, I thought they only had 17 guards here."
"This is CivFanatics HQ. You receiving?"
"Yes, this is Radio man choxorn"
"We miscalculated the amount of troops. They have over 17,000 troops in this area. We're sending air support now. Its out new superweapon that's so powerful, it'll make the cheerleader smilies look like a speck of dust..."
"Well get it in soon!"
*CRCKSHH!*
"ARGH! Radio's hit!"
"Medic!"
Will our heroes survive the Off-Topic/History thread landings? Will they ever return to CivFanatics? Will people ever stop using the "Will..." at the end of every cliffhanger? Find out in the next installment, to be sent out later this month!
Catharsis
catch u on the flip scythe
Next Episode: Every Character in the Story Gets Totally Pwned Except Hitti-Litti
*crosses fingers*
*crosses fingers*
classical_hero
In whom I trust
I am glad to have helped out with that bombing of the cheerleader smilie, otherwise I am impartial to all this war talk. Remember, make love not war.
Hitti-Litti
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I was mentioned! 
Catharsis@ Why I don't get pwned!?
Catharsis@ Why I don't get pwned!?
Catharsis
catch u on the flip scythe
You've done nothing to deserve getting pwned. If you want, you can pwn yourself. 
Everyone else in there is either a NESer or someone who twists my wishes (choxorn, Swedishguy and kill fire - curse youuuuuu!!!) or Perfection (obvious). On second thoughts, Ball Lightning can be let off as well.
Everyone else in there is either a NESer or someone who twists my wishes (choxorn, Swedishguy and kill fire - curse youuuuuu!!!) or Perfection (obvious). On second thoughts, Ball Lightning can be let off as well.
kristopherb
Protective/Charismatic
good one
Hitti-Litti
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You've done nothing to deserve getting pwned. If you want, you can pwn yourself.
Everyone else in there is either a NESer or someone who twists my wishes (choxorn, Swedishguy and kill fire - curse youuuuuu!!!) or Perfection (obvious). On second thoughts, Ball Lightning can be let off as well.
So I'm not important enough to get pwned?
Cool! Just as I wished!
carmen510
Deity
"Are you sure you want to use the secret weapon? It has dangerous side effects. It could annihilate our troops on ground!"
"Just tell them to duck, or whatever..."
"But..."
"Just do it"
"Alright, 1st Squadron, you're clear for landing. Make us proud."
"Yessir"
Several minutes later...
"Alright, listen up! We've been selected to save the First CFC Division in the Subforum World History landings. You've been specially trained for this encounter. Our men will land as far away from our own troops to avoid blindness. We will then use the pictures on the Apolytoners to stun them, and we'll haul 'em back to our base for questioning. Are you ready Porntroopers?! 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... GO!!!!"
*RATATATATATATATA...*
"OMFG! OMFG!"
"We've got 'em now!"
Meanwhile...
"You alright emu? Damn foolish of you..."
"Argh.. I'm fine, except that big hole in my leg."
"Alright, choxorn, Hittti-Littti, you will need to get Swedishguy and kill fire back here with those bangalores. Move out!"
*RATATATATATATATATATATA*
"Run! GO GO GO!"
*Boots squishing on moist sand*
"I got Swedishguy, you get kill fire!"
"Hey! Wait up!"
"Stylesrj?"
"I'll get kill fire, I'm also an engineer!"
"Alright, I'll use my only smoke grenade to cover our advance, then, we'll head on up!"
*CRING! PSHHHHH!*
"GO!"
*Boots squishing on moist sand*
"Good job. Nylan, our sniper with a cloaking device has joined us. Seems like he managed to get here."
"Anyways, lets get the shingle blown!"
*PSSSSSs!*
"Get down!"
"GO GO GO!"
*RATATATATATATATATATATA...*
"Eh?"
Meanwhile...
"Get down North King! They'll see us!"
"Calm down Xen! I'm going down"
"I'VE RUN OUT OF PICTURES!"
"We all have Thayli, all we can do now is use our SG'07s (Spam Gun '07)"
"UNLOAD! FIRE!"
Meanwhile...
"Alright! Throw the Satchel charge in that bunker!"
"Will do!"
*FWOOP!*
"Get DOWN!"
"HELL YEAH! BURN!"
*BAM!*
*BOOM!*
"SPAK 88s!"
"Where are the tanks?!"
"Held off by the Spak 88s!"
*cricket*
"You gotta be kiddin' me. NYLAN!"
"Yes?"
"SHOOT THAT 88 crew!"
"Never know what hit 'em"
To be continued...
"Just tell them to duck, or whatever..."
"But..."
"Just do it"
"Alright, 1st Squadron, you're clear for landing. Make us proud."
"Yessir"
Several minutes later...
"Alright, listen up! We've been selected to save the First CFC Division in the Subforum World History landings. You've been specially trained for this encounter. Our men will land as far away from our own troops to avoid blindness. We will then use the pictures on the Apolytoners to stun them, and we'll haul 'em back to our base for questioning. Are you ready Porntroopers?! 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... GO!!!!"
*RATATATATATATATA...*
"OMFG! OMFG!"
"We've got 'em now!"
Meanwhile...
"You alright emu? Damn foolish of you..."
"Argh.. I'm fine, except that big hole in my leg."
"Alright, choxorn, Hittti-Littti, you will need to get Swedishguy and kill fire back here with those bangalores. Move out!"
*RATATATATATATATATATATA*
"Run! GO GO GO!"
*Boots squishing on moist sand*
"I got Swedishguy, you get kill fire!"
"Hey! Wait up!"
"Stylesrj?"
"I'll get kill fire, I'm also an engineer!"
"Alright, I'll use my only smoke grenade to cover our advance, then, we'll head on up!"
*CRING! PSHHHHH!*
"GO!"
*Boots squishing on moist sand*
"Good job. Nylan, our sniper with a cloaking device has joined us. Seems like he managed to get here."
"Anyways, lets get the shingle blown!"
*PSSSSSs!*
"Get down!"
"GO GO GO!"
*RATATATATATATATATATATA...*
"Eh?"
Meanwhile...
"Get down North King! They'll see us!"
"Calm down Xen! I'm going down"
"I'VE RUN OUT OF PICTURES!"
"We all have Thayli, all we can do now is use our SG'07s (Spam Gun '07)"
"UNLOAD! FIRE!"
Meanwhile...
"Alright! Throw the Satchel charge in that bunker!"
"Will do!"
*FWOOP!*
"Get DOWN!"
"HELL YEAH! BURN!"
*BAM!*
*BOOM!*
"SPAK 88s!"
"Where are the tanks?!"
"Held off by the Spak 88s!"
*cricket*
"You gotta be kiddin' me. NYLAN!"
"Yes?"
"SHOOT THAT 88 crew!"
"Never know what hit 'em"
To be continued...
Nylan
Characters Welcome
You know you like snipers with freaky cloaking devices
Great work Carmen
Great work Carmen
Mr.Pizza
Pizza Inc.
This is cool!!!
kristopherb
Protective/Charismatic
We need a THIS IS CIVFANATIC'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! line.
CFC Headquarters (War room)Spoiler Real HQ :
That's a McDonalds in Malaysia - MidValley Megamall in Kuala Lumpur to be exact. I worked at the bowling alley across from it...
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