Eclipse4449
Deity
That's funny
Aliens! Aliens discovered! Anyone else had stumbled across star system with goody huts ("inhabited")?
So far only ship wreckages.
I guess it would make sense from a storytelling perspective if we took notes of which systems are inhabited.
The Scout Ship "Sea" has met a strange new Alien race. They misunderstood our custom of shaking hands and thought that our crew was trying to mate with them. Although this made for several awkward moments, it did lead to them sharing technological secrets with us in return for prolonged hand holding. I feel cheap and used, but we all must sacrifice for science.
Unfortunately though, just before returning to our ship, several of the crew were informed that they were going to be fathers. Just wait until they try to explain that to their families back home.
Scout Ship Labor has spotted a couple of suspicious looking New Earth ships heading for the Forge system. Intensive scans reveal that they seem to be equipped for conquering inhabited planets.
We demand an explanation, Mr. Alvarez!
"New Earth, so so, I am completely perplexed that those momma's boys even survived one day without the PDE holding their hand, let alone two years. Still, I see no reason to needlessly antagonizing them, so... wait, is this thing still on?"
- Captain of the FS Work, unintentionally replying to the New Earth Scout
TO Forge Vessel:
"I don't know what type of game you are playing, but we need to know your intentions. I am authorized to extend a hand of peace. However, we are more than capable of defending ourselves.
You are getting close to entering our space. Make your intentions known."
After silencing the communication array, Captain Avera turned to his crew and began giving orders.
"Corporal, get the Planetary Defense Counsel on another Chanel. We may be dealing with hostels. "
"Aye Captain, sending request now"
The Captain sighed as he rubbed his temples, "I do not need this today."
"Captain, I have the minister of Planetary Defense on a secure Chanel for you."
"I'll take it in the conference room 1"
"Actually, you are entering our space, so I could ask the same of you. Unless you picked up your scanners in a garbage bin you should have long determined that none of our ships have offensive capabilities, so even if we wanted to hurt you we would be unable to do so.
You are not the boss of me, you arrogant snob. In case you haven't noticed, the PDE has kinda stopped existing, which means we don't have to take orders from anyone, least of all a stuck up slimebag like you. Now why don't y'all just bugger home or let someone who actually knows what he's doing take over the comlink?"
New Earth News Network (NENN) "Where the true version of events is told"
"This just in... Our Scout Ship "Fire" has made contact with the rebellious faction known as Forge. All attempts at civil diplomacy was lost as the captain of the Forge Vessel chose to resort to child-like insults and innuendos.
In other news our colony ship... er... wait. What? Oh, never mind, NENN has determined that you, our loyal audience, do not need to know about that.
Of course you know that the only truth that matters is the truth that we report."
So y'all are looking for trouble, is that what you are saying?