CivIVor OT - Third time's the charm?

[Mauer]

hi mauer

 

[BCLG100]

so we've got a comedian now do we

 

[Mauer]

Ok, who's gonna be my first vassal? BC? Whomp? You're the 2 closest, and as such make the most likely candidates. Either one or both of you is fine.

 

[Whomp]

Easy there Mister Gettin'alluppitynewguywhosebrothercouldwhoophisboo-tie.

 

[JerichoHill]

Who is Mauer?

Tell you what...RaisinBran is pretty much everyone's vassal these days, so, we'll loan you his vassal-hood, say Thursday nights...

 

[IglooDame]

Ok, who's gonna be my first vassal? BC? Whomp? You're the 2 closest, and as such make the most likely candidates. Either one or both of you is fine.

I think BC would make a great vassal, personally. If you don't claim him, I will.

 

[Whomp]

I think BC would make a great vassal, personally. If you don't claim him, I will.

Sharing is caring.

 

[BCLG100]

I'm open to having vassels, i can share whomp with you mauer and we could just kill off RB?

 

[Mauer]

Whomp would be a good one. He's got a shiny crystal ball installed, so I'd have my very own fortune teller!

 

[Raisin Bran]

and we could just kill off RB?

I was wondering when this would come up.

 

[IglooDame]

I was wondering when this would come up.

Well, no one took me up on my idea earlier to have a contest to see who could kill you off most creatively.

 

[JerichoHill]

Excuse me, but if you want whomp you have to deal with me to...We ain't schizo for nothing you know!

Besides Mr. Mauer, the only reason why you have a civ is because *we* gave you a peace treaty when *your* former leader's attack backfired on us.

 

[BCLG100]

Oh dont worry i'm being very creative-im trying to build him a little size one ice palace which i can gift him so he keeps this thread updated

 

[JerichoHill]

Well, no one took me up on my idea earlier to have a contest to see who could kill you off most creatively.

Sadly, there is no spork-weilding chef unique unit in the game.

 

[ComradeDavo]

Personally i'd be happy to go wipe out RB if everyone can agree to peace whilst I do it

RB - maybe you better add me to the list of civs your paying off not to wipe you out

 

[BCLG100]

Excuse me, but if you want whomp you have to deal with me to...We ain't schizo for nothing you know!

Besides Mr. Mauer, the only reason why you have a civ is because *we* gave you a peace treaty when *your* former leader's attack backfired on us.

and even then *you* would have died if *i* hadnt moved my army up to his borders

 

[JerichoHill]

BCLG,

We sent you virgin whores for that action and we thank you.

How are they working out?

 

[BCLG100]

very well, my balls are especially itchy so kudos on the number of infections in em!

i could have some cereal prozzy's soon if your interested?

 

[Raisin Bran]

RB - maybe you better add me to the list of civs your paying off not to wipe you out

no way ...... I staying where im at ....... My poutine is not for sale!

 

[HitAnyKey]

Well, no one took me up on my idea earlier to have a contest to see who could kill you off most creatively.

I'm waiting for my Nuke to be finished so I can finish him off that way.