And so begins the reign of Kev. A nice, short name for a leader for a civilization yet to discover Literacy. In fact, the easy name is likely what propelled Kev to the forefront of the infant German civilization.
Kev looked about the land after his people awoke from their hundred year beer-fest (though it lasted more than 100 years, it was just easier to say 100 year beer-fest). Six cities did Kev spy, and five were collecting potential settlers whilst one was stacking stone upon stone toward some pointed-shaped goal. Strange were the ways of his people, but he would make the best of all he could.
One thing that stood out to even the worst of the hung over (a term that derived from the way they found themselves on their furniture upon waking. Hung over is just easier to say). That thing was the curious lack of military. It seemed to Kev that his army must have had too much of the beer and decided it was much more fun to just sit around and chat with each other and bond. This would explain the three diplomats. The only military unit was a bucket with stuff on the sides that rolled and pulled by animals that we dare not ride yet. As it was not affiliated with any German city, Kev figured they wandered onto the scene sometime during the revelry.
Oh well, time to get to work.
1750:
Kev decides that Munich would be a great place to put all of the geeks who thought about stuff. Figuring it best to build a huge, colossal statue there soon to notify all of the cool people that geeks lived there, Kev paid for a diplomat training and then cleverly paid for settlers to be gathered. He would have like to do this elsewhere, but with no military he thought it best to keep some cash aside to help his drunklomats bribe any narcs that may show up. Since the chariot found the end of the world, Kev knew that what he saw was what he was going to live with for a while in terms of building.
By the way, some dork came by and told Kev that the Germans were 4th!! in terms of advancement. Kev did not know what the heck that meant, but he didnt like the sound of it. If I had a military, Id tell them to kill you, but instead Ill have my drunklomats talk you to oblivion. Kev was sure that that was the worse fate.
1700:
As the settlers from Munich set out on their trek to find a place to live, Kev decides that if Munich is going to build that statue thingy then the geeks should have a place where they can pray to their geek-gods. In this way, no angry geeks for a while and the statue can be done quickly. The settlers ask if they should build roads or put water on the plains. Kev says nah figuring that it would be best to build a city with this settler ASAP as they are eating Munich food. (ASAP meant to Kev damn fast, but was just easier to say).
1650:
Kev stations his drunklomats and chariot around the center of the land to be sure that if narcs show up, response will be quick.
1600:
Monarchy the sorta like despotism but better though not as good as other types of government is suggested by the geeks. Monarchy is just easier to say. Kev is not ready to change the whole government yet. Give me
.oh
.100 years and then well talk. Stupid geeks. Kev is now torn as to what to tell the geeks to go and study. He would like to tell them something not all-together productive, but decides against it as the geeks may just go out and study the parts of their own anatomy that Kev would suggest. He is torn between Map Making (which in some strange bit of logic would mean cool boats could be built and lead to the discovery of booze-cruise) and Bronze Working (which would let the geeks start the statue). Kev finally decides on Bronze Working as he thinks this could lead to currency and trade as well and get him a ton more beer in the long run. And anyway, there is enough land here to settle for the time being. Also, maybe better military defenders could be built Kev is getting paranoid (wonder why
.)
1550:
Settler from Munich is in a good spot to build a new city.
1500:
OK, Kev decides to try out this Monarchy thingy and the Germans revolt just for fun, but it is short lived as Monarchy is established. In this year, Nuremberg is also founded, and the German whale hunters have additional targets. Berlin now can put more effort into the pointy, rocky things and the geeks discover things by a factor of 8. Kev pretty much ignored the geeks and went in search of babes.
1450:
Some major-league geek said he told the Germans to all count off by ones to see how many people were about. When they all said ONE at the same time, the geek figured that there was a flaw in the system as there were surely a few more people around. It was finally discovered that there were 200,000 people though Kev did not care to know the details of the second counting.
During this year, Kev had a revelation about the land where the Germans worked. There was an opportunity to build a city in such a way as to have the North Ocean on one side and the South Ocean on the other. It could be great to have booze cruises run right through these cities instead of circling. However, all but two possible places involved building on a desert. The two other possibilities were plains, and one was a terrific choice that would allow more whales to be captured. It was near enough to Konigsberg to justify rush gathering settlers there. Kev also did the same in Heidelberg.
1400:
Kev decides that although the land around the cities are not all that grand, he would not like to spend time with the new settlers to improve it. Next settlers he will, but for now he wanted cities and the settlers set out on their missions.
In the mean time, Heidelberg will build a warrior unit to send to Munich to help keep the Geeks happy while they build their statue.
1350: Settler gathered in Frankfort and will build a road to Berlin. The city will start to build a warrior to send to Berlin as growth there has stopped due to unhappiness and we would like to see how these rocky, pointy things work out. Nuremberg and Konigsberg are also building warriors just to help keep people happy.
1300:
Oh jeez, here come the narcs. They call themselves barbarians and they land near Konigsberg. Two archers and a leader. What will they do, and what will Kev do.
1250:
As daily life goes on near the center of the German tribe, most are unaware of the struggle taking place in Konigsberg so far away. The barbarians are chasing the settler that just left Konigsberg instead of attacking the city. Kev has new respect for them as they must be drunk. Our drunklomat cannot get close without being in danger, and the non-settler group is hiding in the city. The barbs have broken into two groups: a single archer and an archer/leader combo. They seem to be heading to the nearby hills for whatever reason.
1200:
The barbs are moving randomly. Frankfurt trains warriors to send to Berlin and begins another warrior for itself. Warrior from Heidelberg heading to Munich. The barbs keep moving about but now threaten nothing.
1150:
Barbs make an error and may allow a drunklomat to bond with the single archer. Konigsberg builds a warrior and decides to begin building a big ol wall.
1100:
Our drunklomat has enough cash (barely) to buy enough beer for the barbarian archers to join our German party. Konigsberg decides to support them. The archers follow their former friends into the hills. If they can fortify there, an attack can surely be defended and give them a shot to capture the leader and ransom him for beer money.
The annoying geeks show Kev how to work bronze and Kev asks to go back and look into the boat thing. However, the geeks cant study the boat thing as they say they now fear the water. Kev rolls his eyes and just tells them to make up a money system and call it currency (as currency is easier to say).
1050:
The barb archer/leader head deeper into the hills and our archers follow. Two settlers are right next to good city sites and will build in two turns. Kev has had enough. He taps a keg and calls it a reign. Let someone else figure this stuff out Im too damn tired.
OK, things to keep in mind.
1. There is a settler near Munich that can move onto a forest tile to build a city that will use a whale. All up to you, Haakan as to whether or not youd like to build on a forest.
2. VERY IMPORTANT: The settler from Konigsberg needs to move ONE SQUARE TO THE RIGHT and settle there. When this is done, it will create a canal to allow ships to go through so they do not have to circle the continent. This is the best choice, I think, for a canal building site.
3. Munich should finish its temple next turn and then should start RIGHT AWAY on the Colossus. It is likely the best choice for a science city. Following the pattern (Thanks for the heads-up Andu), the grassland square with the shield could yield a silk if mined.
4. Getting a warrior to Berlin should allow an entertainer to become a worker again and give a nice shield boost to Pyramid production.
5. We are the first to Monarchy according to the science (geek) advisor.
6. I hope that fortifying our new archer in the hills can defeat the other archer when it attacks and release the barb leader.
OK, the game is on to Haakan.
One final note: I sent an email to Cedric and have not heard back. Perhaps someone like Kira would like to join as the 7th?