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I have recived the game and will Play it tomorrow.

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Okay, sports fans!

We have the team! We have the means! We also have business trips and well-earned vacations coming up.

Therefore, let's try and adjust the order as we can. We have two teammates out of town; a couple more heading that way as well. I suggest that we adjust the order of play as follows:

Haakan I (in progress)
Smash I
Flatlander II
Kira I (returning 5/6)
Willem II (returning 5/6)
Kev II (departing 5/10; returning 5/20)
Andu II (departing 5/13; returning 5/20 or 5/21)
Haakan II
Smash II
Kira II

(Okay, I'm being greedy. I'd love to play another round before I'm off to that city of sin they call Las Vegas -- on the whole, I think I rather would be in Philadelphia).

As far as I know, this should get us through the rest of May. (At least two of us are off again in June!) Keep notes and post game logs as you are able; but as soon as you can, pass the game along with your appropriate suggestions to your successor.

No deadlines, though. If the game is not ready, and the player is out of town, let us adjust and pass Frederick Barbarossa to the next available player.

Let's enjoy some down time and keep this game rolling along as we are able. "Hofbrauhaus uber alles!" or something like that.

(P.S. If this seems nonsensical, then the painkiller haven't worn off yet. C'est le guerre.)

 
Well, I am going on a "vacation" to Prague with the school the 14 May. So I will be gone the whole v. 20.

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I am fine with Andu's plan. It's a great time of the year to take time off, and I hope that those of you that are taking time to have fun (as compared to poor Kev who will be travelling on business) make the most of it!

While away on my May junkett, I will still be able to get to the net and monitor the storylines. If anyone is waiting on me and I am not available, I will surely let director Flatlander know. That being said, I am STILL trying to figure out a way to play the game while on the road. I have a crappy Macintosh PowerBook G3 laptop computer that won't take my Classic CD. Is there a way to download a Mac version from the net? I'll have to check out the "problems" section and ask. Even if there is a way, I am doubtful that the laptop has the memory to function. Being a near computer illiterate is no help either.
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Flatlander should have a heck of a time sending stuff around. Don't forget to send your saved games to him as well when you pass the game along.

One final note: I heard back from Cedric and he is bowing out of the succession games for a while. Welcome Smash and Kira to the team!
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The order that Andu put in looks great. I am on vacation at the moment so I have ALOT of time on my hands. I'll just make sure that I watch the board and see who has the game and perhaps send it to whoever needs it in case the communication chain breaks.

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The new King


After the former King Kev had retired many peole thought themself to be one who should lead the population. But one man Haé was the one to take the throne. He's real name was proporly Håkan Axel Eriksson but since still may people didn't had a clue wath words were or how to say long words they foten shorted tier leaders name to Haé. He made himself stand out as the leader after he had executed all his oponents and people that didn't followd his orders. Totaly were almost 5000 people killed in one week, and that is many considering that the over all population were around 250000. That period of killings has later been referd as "the blody anger of Haé". After his capture of the throne Haé got the reputation as a ruthless killer.

And one of his first move were to execute all of his advisors, becouse all of them were complaining when he first met them. "Wath a bunch of whining losers" he sad leaving the bloody meeting. "I am the King I don't need some stupid advisors teling me to wath to do."

He looked with not so much interest through the notes that the previusly leader kev had left to him. His first thought were to just burn the papers "I don't need anyone to tel me wth to do! I am the King!". But then he changed his mind, after all he respected Kev as a former king of the Germans.

Here is wath he thoght about the notes:

1. There is a settler near Munich that can move onto a forest tile to build a city that will use a whale. All up to you, Haakan as to whether or not you’d like to build on a forest.

Well, I will look into that more closely...

2. VERY IMPORTANT: The settler from Konigsberg needs to move ONE SQUARE TO THE RIGHT and settle there. When this is done, it will create a “canal” to allow ships to go through so they do not have to circle the continent. This is the best choice, I think, for a “canal building” site.

He seems to think that he still is the King around here. I put my cities were I want them. But it do sound pretty reasonably...

3. Munich should finish its temple next turn and then should start RIGHT AWAY on the Colossus. It is likely the best choice for a science city. Following the pattern (Thanks for the “heads-up” Andu), the grassland square with the shield could yield a silk if mined.

That silk thing is just plain bullfeathers. I am surprised that he acctually belived that.

4. Getting a warrior to Berlin should allow an entertainer to become a worker again and give a nice shield boost to Pyramid production.

Sounds reasonably...

5. We are the first to Monarchy according to the science (geek) advisor.

Sounds good.

6. I hope that fortifying our new archer in the hills can defeat the other archer when it attacks and release the barb leader.

We will se about that

After he had looked through the notesd he traveled around his country and visited ever city. Looks pretty ok overall, was his judgement. Five or six good city founding places. But I would like to get something so that we could get to that other islands around us.

Now that he hade looked around he thought that he knew he was ready to rule the coutry.

1000 B.C. (1) - The first year

Munic builds a tempel. Fine, Haé thought, I will build a colossus there just as the old man wanted. And Leipzig build a setteler. That's good news. Hm.. nothing left to explore on our island, well I might just as well send most of the units back home into the cities. And two of the settelers found thier way to good cityplaces. One of them in a forest that were mentiond before. Live in the forest sounds fun the King sad and decided that the city should be in the forest. And the NONE setteler outside Königsberg were sent to the west to found a new city at the faar west point of the island.

The tax-rate is now 30%-70%-0%. We get 4 gold/turn and one disscovery every 10 turn.

975 B.C. (2) - The year of city building

The warrior arrived to Berlin and made sure that the the peole were working not entertaining. And by that the Food surplus raised with two, the production by one and the trade with one (also resulting a raise bye one in sience). Warrior production were finished in Heidelberg and a stteler production started. The year 975 B.C. was also the year when both the city of Cologne and Hannover! Both starts to buld one defending warrior unit.

The tax-rate is now 30%-70%-0%. We get 6 gold/turn and one disscovery every 7 turn.

950 B.C. (3) - The calm time

One road outside Leipzig were finished and contribute with one more trade arrow. The archer-unit were fortified on a hill next to the barbarians to waith out thier move.

The tax-rate is now 30%-70%-0%. We get 7 gold/turn and one disscovery every 7 turn.

925 B.C. (4) - The road

Frankfurt finished thier warrior building and starts to build a setteler. The barbarian archer completly destoryed our arhcers but ot without damageing them self. A diplomat is sent out form the near by city Königsberg to try to negotiate with ther barbarians and try to win them over with bribery. But at the same time, a barbarian ship is spoted just outside Heidelburg! We will se wath they might be up to. Luckely there is one warrior and one Chariot unit stationed in Heidelburg. And the final stone were added to the road between Berlin and Frankfurt and behold the very first city to city road were build as a sign of the German greatness.

The tax-rate is now 30%-70%-0%. We get 7 gold/turn and one disscovery every 7 turn.

900 B.C. (5) - The barbarians are comeing!

The King Haé celebrates his first 100 years as a King! The new defence minister now iformes me about that barbarian ship and that they were landing near Heidelburg. And this is wath he had to say about such a late news: "You tel it to me now? I have seen this comeing a long time ago! You are clearly not upp for this job. Guards, hang him!" The landing barbarians were two archer units adn one of them were emidiantly killed by our Chariot. Both cities Hannover and Cologne finished thier warrior buldings and started with Tempels. The Diplomat tries to get a chanse to bribe the barbarians at the northe but need to get them one at the time. But they allways stick together.

The tax-rate is now 30%-70%-0%. We get 7 gold/turn and one disscovery every 7 turn.

875 B.C. (6) - Bremen

We get the messge thro some travelers that some peole that call them slef the Romans also have started to build a colosus, strange. And in the far upper west destert a new city called Bremen were founded. Near a horde of whales. And the Barbarian Arecher is closeing in on Nurnberg insted of Heidelburg as if they knowed that that city is less defended. Hm.. maybe we have some spies in omonge my advisors, better just kill some of them as a warning to others. The chartiot is sent out to hunt down the barbarians and kill them.

The tax-rate is now 30%-70%-0%. We get 8 gold/turn and one disscovery every 7 turn.

850 B.C. (7) - The GOD!

Our wise men disscover how to make coins! They are gold pices that are at the sam weight to make it easier to trade and barter. They call this new knowledge Currency after the brothers Cur and Renc that kame up with the idea! With this we can also build speciall "Marketplace". Setteler were build in both the city of Nuremberg and Heidelburg! And Nuremberg started to warriors but Heidelberg wanted a tempel insted. In a dream the King Haé meet god! He showed the King a vision. In the vision he saw big floating things made of wood that looked like houses that had been turned upp side down! But the most greate thig he saw were that they were floathing on wather!

- Wath is this? he asked the god. And the god answerd:
- That's a ship! This one is called Trireme and it's ships like this one you should use to get to other lands!.
- Tel me how to build this things, the most powerfull of all things that ever will been seen at sea! Haé replied, but the god shaked his head.
- The Trieme isn't the most power of ships the germans will have, it might take a while before you will find out how to make Battelships... But it's not up to me to give you any knowledge, you must find it yourself! But if you come up the seacret of how you make a map, you will also figure out how to build Triremes."

Haé wanted to ask the god many more things but the god disseperd and he woke up. And the first thig he did were to tel his Wise men to disscover the seacret of map making. Some people refused an wanted to serch for either how to contruct acveducts, how to ride a horse, how to bild catapults and many other thigs. But the King were stubborn. I want my Triremes and I will kill everyone if I don't have a trime standing in Berlin within a 100 years!! And he got it his way ofcourse.

The tax-rate is now 30%-70%-0%. We get 8 gold/turn and one disscovery every 7 turn.

825 B.C. (8) - War against the Barbarians!

The barbarians have attacked Nuremberg! The warrior unit insde were killed and the population were decreced wih half! But the charriot managde to get there in time to kill all the remaining barbarians and then headed toworads the city to defend it. But in the west a thrething warrior are colseing in. But the nearest city is building the greate wall and we don't want to abandon that project. But as the city is not it can not stand to the attack. We will waith and se wath to do... The city of Bremen is building warriors, maybe one or wo could be build there.

The tax-rate is now 30%-70%-0%. We get 10 gold/turn and one disscovery every 7 turn.

800 B.C. (8) - More barbarians...

The barbarians are now just two steps from Königsberg. Inside the size 2 city is a warrior and a diplomat. And a warrior for Bremen is on it's way but will not be in time, he will be there in 4 turns.

The tax-rate is now 30%-70%-0%. We get 10 gold/turn and one disscovery every 7 turn.

800 B.C. (8) - Victory!

The barbarians are now right out side the city. But they are seriusly whonded and maybe a attack will be sucsesfull. Attck is best defence. The warrior unit attacked and won!!! It killed the archer! But almost died himself! This was celebrated by ruch building the Pyramides in Berlin! Altho it costed us all the gold we had!

The tax-rate is now 30%-70%-0%. We get 10 gold/turn and one disscovery every 7 turn.

750 B.C. (9) - THE WONDER!

The historican Machiavelli completes his epic history: 'The HAPPIEST civilizations in the world'. And he says that Our glorius civilization is the number one in the world!! A traveler report that the Babyloians have started on thier project the Pyramides but changed it to Hangin gardens when they got this message: Berlin builds the Pyramides!!!. And the fertile German population now exceeds 300,000 citizen!

The tax-rate is now 30%-70%-0%. We get 10 gold/turn and one disscovery every 7 turn.

725 B.C. (10) - Peace

When there no longer are any barbarians around it's pretty peacefull. The manny setelers (4) are noe bulding roads. But maybe some of them should build cities. Hey, shouldn't I have a Trireme lying in Berlin by now? it has been 125 years!
- We need mor time we are soon done. The wise men sad and Haé decide to not kill them all. (just a few of them).

The tax-rate is now 30%-70%-0%. We get 10 gold/turn and one disscovery every 7 turn.

700 B.C. (11) - Waiting

Nothing happen!! Why does it take so long to figure out how to make a map?!?

The tax-rate is now 30%-70%-0%. We get 10 gold/turn and one disscovery every 7 turn.

700 B.C. (11) - Finaly!

Finaly! The German wise men disscover the seacret of Map Making! And when they did that they come upp with something they calld "Floating thing".
- No, you stupid idiots. That's a Trireme and nothing else! and one of them were emidantly ruch bought in Berlin. And the King were very plesed with himself. Now we can se waths beon the horisont, and sail over all seas! But then the wise men answerd:
- No you cant. It's easy to get lost. Before we can sail have light on the night we can not get long from the coast.
- How the hell will we get light on the night? The King asked.
- By building a lighthouse!
- Fine then do that! Build a lighthouse in Frankfurt. They are done with thier setteler in one turn.
No we also need some good killers insted of our useless warriors, the King thought. i will order the "wise" men to figure something out. Warrior code can we call it.

The tax-rate is now 30%-70%-0%. We get 10 gold/turn and one disscovery every 7 turn.

650 B.C. (12) - The Trireme!

Colonge builds a tempel In both Frankfurt and Liepzig setteler productions were finished and Frankfurt started with the Lighthouse and Liepzig with a Marketplace. But most important, the first Trireme were buildt in Berlin! The King is almost exploading with happines! And the Trireme first crew consisted of a seteler unit that should search for a good place to found a new city! And the very first thing they found the island just next to berlin were a little village. The setteler steped out and investigate and they found out that in the willage some skilled merchenaries were living and they were more than willing to join the glorius Germans civilization! Their skill were that they had found a whay to train some huge animals that they called Eleohants! These Elefanst could move just as fast as the chariot and they went upp and found a good looking spot for a city. But it need more looking over before we found our city there.

The tax-rate is now 30%-70%-0%. We get 9 gold/turn and one disscovery every 9 turn.

600 B.C. (13) - The move

The road between Munic, Nuremberg and Heidelberg were finished. And now efter 400 year as King of the Germans Håkan Axel Eriksson decided taht it's time for me to go. He build him slef a own Trireme and took his family and left sailing towards the sunset and were ever seen ever again. To prevent that same blodbath to happen again as it hapen when he bacame King he self decided who would replace him at the throne. He picked one of his generals, called Smash. And the only thing he left to his replacer was this note:

Hey, don't mess things up!


The tax-rate is now 30%-70%-0%. We get 9 gold/turn and one disscovery every 9 turn.

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ok.Finished and sent to FF

Rome Completes Collosus
This bit of news sent shock waves thru the Kingdom.The dreams of a trade rich city were gone.But not a sorta super science city.The King could not muster the resources to beat the Romans to much adorned wonder.Twas a sad day.

Americans Land Near Stuttgart
The newly founded settlement was threatened by legions of people calling themselves Americans.The citizens had no choice but to give in to extortion demands of minor technology.The Americans then offered to teach our men the skill of Horsebach riding.Joyfully they offered peace and happily withdrew.A new era of economic,cultural and technological exchange is anticipated.

New Discoveries
Despite the Collosus setback,research continued at a reasonable pace and the advances of Warrior Code and Trade were discovered.The latter being considered of utmost importance by the the scrollheads.

Expansion Continues
The Kingdom continued it's unparalled growth with the settlements of Stuttgart,Salzburg,Dortmund and Bonn Passage

Great Projects Future Uncertain
It was announced that the King had not committed on the great projects.It was confirmed that alternative plans were under consideration

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The reign of Carl the Double Left Footed.

I'll break this down into sections to reduce the length and embarrassment.
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The beginning(275bc-175bc: Carl took the throne in 300 bc and observed his empire. He began Phalanx building where previously warriors were being built. He also conducted daring exploration off the coast of Leipzig, resulting in new potential lands being built. Carl decided to build a great embassy instead of the Lighthouse, he figured that he could recieve more technology that way. The dirty English built the Hanging Gardens. Once the embassy was built we recieved the following technologies by trading:

Mathematics
Construction
Pottery
Seafaring
Mysticysm
Polytheism
Literacy
Ironworking
Republic

Our cheif benefactor was the Babylonians (3 techs) who we made peace with. Our foriegn policy situation looks like this:

Babylonians, English, Indians and Americans all are at peace with us. They all also traded their maps with us.
Romans are a different story, I will get to them later.
Spanish immediately asked for 100 gold tribute, I told 'em to shove it, and now we are war. (big deal)

The middle years 150bc-50bc) Carl immediately began building settlers everywhere, due to all of the good land that was seen around our island. We need to colonize those places he says. We also build a new city Brandenburg on the island that the Romans live on. Caravans are sent to Munich to build on the wonder being constructed there. Up until this point, Carl was considered to be a good King. Then he blundered his way into history.
The final years (25bc-60 ad): (Authors note: I have never been tempted to cheat before, but this almost made me reload the game.) While at a millenium celebration, Carl drunkenly orders his men to charge a Roman honor guard at the capital who are to sign a peace treaty that very day. After the international incident becomes public, Carl says "Screw it" and takes Pompeii from the arrogant Romans. Caesar is not pleased. (Translation: I accidently attacked the Romans after they decided not to talk to me. We didn't have a cease-fire agreement so it was automatic.) Although I took Pompeii, the Romans are pretty advanced and could be a problem.
Carl, in a drunken stupor, authorizes a group of people, elected by the people, to share power with him. They will call it a Republic. Elections are held and when Carl sobers up, he realizes what a huge mistake he has made. So we are now a Republic. Carl retires to life on the island with the grapes on it (Chardonnay) and is never heard from again, GOOD RIDDANCE.

I hit the wrong *#@*#&@#*& button and had a revolution. So now we are a Republic. Oops. We can stay with it or decide different.

War with Rome: I have 1 Elephant unit on Roman turf right now. I have a boat with a diplomat and a settler on the way over.

Great Library or not???? Munich will build a wonder of the world in two turns, you make the call:Great Wall, or Great Library???? We are ahead in tech, but Great Library is a great insurance policy. Another city is reasonable close to the great wall.

Have fun!!!

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I am sorry, but I dislike the two recent timelines. I like it more when it's devided in every turn if you know wath I mean.

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Originally posted by Håkan Eriksson:
I am sorry, but I dislike the two recent timelines. I like it more when it's devided in every turn if you know wath I mean.


But Haakan, we have all vacations/business trips coming up ...

And to keep this game going among a sollid team of good players, I suggested ...

"Keep notes and post game logs as you are able; but as soon as you can, pass the game along with your appropriate suggestions to your successor. ... "

We may be losing some good story line here('cause we've already proved we can write a good story line). But too many of us are on vacation/business during May (and then there is June). ... Keeping the game going forward is first and foremost; let us this survive the "out-of-town" problems first; write up a good game second.


(I still (!!!) have to learn how to handle protocol for posting messages in this forum!)


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Flatlander:

I don't think that anyone would have thought any less of you had you reloaded because of a mispressed keyboard key. That being said, I don't think that there's anything there that we cannot recover from
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As always, I enjoyed the report(s).

Have we heard from Kira and Willem? I would love to get another shot at this game before I am away on business. I can play as late as Wednesday night. If we have not heard by tomorrow, I will be happy to play my turns and give the game to Flatlander for keeping until Willem and Kira do return.

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Eeeh. Guys? I'll be gone from next monday (14th?) 'til Friday. My sister will be there though.

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Hello Kira and Willem:

Hope you had a nice time where you were! Andu has posted a bit of a revised game schedule in an earlier post that tries to work around some upcoming business trips and vacations. Take a look and see what you think.

Play on Kira, and if Willem is there he should play next and pass on to me (at least according to the schedule that Andu put together.

Welcome to the one game that actually seems to me moving! Looking forward to your first succession timeline, Kira!
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I sent the game to Kev.

After the not so glorious dead of Kira I, she didn't get out of trance when she was doing a religious ceremony on top of Mount Zugspitze (she drunk too much beer), Kevin II was the next Consul of the German Empire. He had closely watched the reign of his sister, so he didn't need to visit all the cities; for he knew what was happening in them. What he did notice is that the empire had a population of 1,340,000 German people! Kevin II would also be called the 'Consul of Holidays' in the years after his death.

380 A.D. (1)
Irrigations are discovered by a scouting trireme, north of Cumae. Maybe it's Rome? Kevin II decides that in the city of Königsberg, the people should work with the oil that is available as soon as the city grows to a size of 4 (aprr. 4 turns). Kevin II thinks there should be a national emblem, so he designs one: a two-headed German Eagle with a bottle of beer in each claw. Also, Kevin II orders the building of a brewery in Stuttgart, which will be the brewery who brews beer for the leaders of the empire. It shall be called 'Stutgarter Hofbräu'.

400 A.D. (2)
Barbarians capture the Babylonian city of Akkad. Let's hope that won't happen to us as well (with one of our cities ofcourse). Königsberg and Berlin get into civil disorder (Berlin is size 6, now), Berlin gets entertainers (and production is set to Colosseum) and Königsberg doesn't. The city of Rome (!) is found north of Cumae by landing Chariots. That will be our next victim!
To celebrate that a new century has begon, Kevin II decides to use a 'calendar'. The current year is 400 After Perfection of Beer (APB).

420 A.P.B. (3)
Order is restored in Berlin, but civil disorder appears in Heidelberg and Cumae. Heidelberg gets the same treatment as Berlin, Cumae gets a temple. Beads caravan from Köln arrives in Rome, 124 gold revenue. An Elephant is ready in Pompeii, it'll be used to take Rome! A chariot is lost in an attack on Rome. Maybe we should bribe it (if it's not their capital) for it is a walled city.
Kevin II introduces his people to the 'Oktoberfest'. Each year in Oktober, the people must lay a part of their harvest under a pile with the statue of the Consul on top of it. After that, thy have to get into one of the large tents and start drinking like a German (duuh!). This new holiday was combined with a new law; for people older than 18, all beers must be in a 1 liter glass or larger.

440 A.P.B. (4)
The city of New Amsterdam is founded and a trireme is lost in a battle. And again, a new holiday! Kevin II decides that every leader will be considered holy in the name of the Heineken, the Budweiser and the Holy Sickspack, after his or her death. The Meisterbrauer, the religious leader, agrees. Kevin II says that from the day after his death, June 13th will be St. Kevin's Day.

460 A.P.B. (5)
Slowly, the whole empire is getting into civil disorder. Everywhere solutions are found. Kevin II also desides to rush build Sun Tzu's. An Elephant is lost in the battle against Antium, a non-walled city even closer to Cumae!
Getting the taste of making up holidays, Kevin II decides that May 1st will be the National Beer Day. Young people will learn to drink beer, and Priests will offer beers to the Beer God: Heineken. May 2nd will be National Hung-Over Day.

480 A.P.B. (6)
The Wheel is discovered, and we continue with Navigation. Königsberg builds Sun Tzu's War Academy, but is still in civil disorder. All the other cities get out of it; order is restored. A large celebration is held in Berlin and the rest of the empire to remind the people of the fact that Consul Kevin II rules the empire for 100 years already!

500 A.P.B. (7)
The city of Driemond is founded. Irrigation works start near Nürnberg and Salzburg. Kevin II wants to make more holidays, but the Senate says 'No more holidays or no one can work anymore!'. He thinks there should be a holiday for the God with a man's body and the head of a Fox, but what should be the date?
BTW, there are no German city names anymore.

520 A.P.B. (8)
Frankfurt gets into civil disorder. Kevin II is seriously consiedering to go back to a Monarchy. After a lot of thinking, he decides not to do it, settlers would be destroyed because cities wouldn't be able to pay the upkeep. The city of Wolfschlugen is founded near Stuttgart.

540 A.P.B. (9)
Navigation is discovered, we are now trying to discover the secret of Engeneering so we can build King Richard's Crusade. Our new Elephant unit destroys a Roman Catapult threatening Cumae.

560 A.P.B. (10)
The English land near Salzburg with one Settler and Horsemen. Settlers continue working on projects everywhere.

580 A.P.B. (11)
Bremen was running dangeresly low on food. The settler joined the city so there is one food surplus, now. Diplomat production is started in Cumae; maybe I'll bribe Antium, says Kevin II, or at least steal a technology from it. The Spanish start working on King Richard's Crusade. Taxes are reset; we make 3 gold profit now, but research goes 9 turns faster! The English declare war at us, because Kevin II refused to give them Navigation.

600 A.P.B. (12)
Heidelberg completes the Colosseum, meaning that all the people can work, now. The English Horsemen approach Salzburg, but they don't attack yet. Taxes are set to 80%, science to 0%.

620 A.P.B. (13)
Diplomat is finished in Cumae. We steel Philosphy from the Romans. Taxes are set back to the usual, now meaning 17 gold every turn and a discovery every 21 turns. It could be set to 0 gold and a discovery every 16 turns, but Kevin II wants money. The English Horsemen attack, but our Phalanx crush them, and the gain Veteran status.

640 A.P.B. (14)
Aaaah! We acquire Bridge Building from the Great Library. Kevin II hoped for something better than that, but it's ok. A diplomat is rush build in Cumae, so we can get another tech from the Romans, like engeneering. Another Roman Catapult is destroyed by our Elephant.

660 A.P.B. (15)
The English settler appears. Kevin II decides to assign a settler to follow the English and wait until they found a city and conquer it then. This is also the last year of Kevin II's long and prosperous 'holiday' reign. He dies old and with a stummage filled with beer. He takes two bottles of beer into the grave, one in each hand, the way he wanted it.


NEW GERMAN CITY NAMES:
Wolfschlugen
Nürtingen
Reutlingen
Zwickau
Oberensingen
Osnabrück
Ulm
Bochum
Essen
Gelsenkirchen

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Concordia res parvae cres****.
 
Ahhh, I see we are back to the "beer" theme.
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I would love to see Kira's timeline as well. Let us know how things fared with you Kira.

I will play tonight and pass along to Andu before I leave on my journey. Thanks to everyone for getting things done so quickly and giving me another crack at things before I leave. Don't forget, while I won't be able to play until about the 21st, I'll be able to get online and I'll be able to check up on you all and make sure you're not goofing off!



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Diplomacy - the art of
saying "Good Doggie"
until you can find a rock
 
Wow, what a hangover. Consul’s Son Kev the Chug-Meister vowed for the 1,687th time that he would NEVER drink again. All was well and good while his father was running the brau-laden Republic of Germany, but now that daddy’s liver finally gave out it would be up to him.

In the pre-noon hours that Kev had rarely seen before, he met with the council that was now his to lead (and thereby whine too as well). A mug nearby was partially filled with warm, flat beer from the night before, and Kev actually had to resist taking it in one gulp as a bracer before he had to run this civilization handed to him.

He told his scribe that he should try to keep a record of his decisions as for some reason his memory was failing him at times – as long as the scribe did not write too loudly.

Following is what transpired:

680:
At war with the Romans, Spanish and English was not what the doctor ordered. There must have been a beer shortage as unhappiness was rampant throughout the land. “What we need here is a big ‘ol chapel of some such!” lamented the new Consul. Unfortunately shrines dedicated to what seemed like hundreds of gods littered the land. “OK,” said Kev, “Let’s just wrap up all of these gods into one ‘supergod’ so I can try to keep things straight around here.” It was hoped that this would be done soon.

Meanwhile, none of civ’s the Germans were at war with had any interest in peace unless serious cash was given. “Not MY beer money!” warned Kev.

700:
Some of the colosseums being built were changed to marketplaces. While not as good for the happiness factor, they do help with unhappiness and can help bring in some cash later on. Further, they are not as costly as colosseums and money is going to be a factor.

With no ships for any booze-cruises, Berlin and Dortmund begin construction of caravels. So many settlers irrigating are sending cities faster into disarray. With the ships Kev plans to colonize other lands with these settlers.

On the war front, a Roman caravan is outside of Cumae. Kev activates the phalanx and attacks, which gives the phalanx veteran status and lets them plunder the goods. And there was much rejoicing…. Yaaaayy.

720:
Used to getting his way all of the time, Kev orders Berlin to rush-build its caravel. This leaves very little cash in the coffers, but this may be used to an advantage. If only the Romans would take his nighttime drunk dialing calls.

Fearing a Roman diplomat run at Cumae, Kev sets the Phalanx outside the city. He also sends the Elephant troops to search the surrounding land until drunklomats are prepared.

740:
In an effort to get the Roman’s attentions, Kev has the Phalanx kill a roman catapult that is moving toward Cumae. No word.

The Indians have nearly completed Copernicus’ Observatory. Kev is bummed. Needs a beer.

Cities that finish marketplaces, colosseums or whatever are started on caravans. We need the trade for beer stuff more making beer so we can drink more beer. Cash too. Any caravans not for beer can help make wonder stuff that in the long run …could lead to beer.

Settlers load Berlin Beer-o-Rama Caravel and they head NE to get another settler to head to lands in the East. Searching for secret passage to somewhere else.

Cities are built on the mainland with settlers nearby. Hartmann (his wife’s maiden name and the name of the family where she now lives as she despised the drinking) and Tuborg are built.

760:
The Spanish have nearly finished King Richard’s Crusade and Bombay builds the Observatory which the Romans abandon. We switch to Magellan and we set Munchen to building it as well.

The English and Romans sign a pact against us. Buzzkill.

780:
Our exploring elephant spots a village to visit, and our phalanx kills a diplomat that was approaching Cumae. “I knew it!” slurs Kev who has now resumed the habit of liquid meals. “Takesss shat you dipsssmatss!”

Madrid sets the Spanish on King Ricardo’s Crusade.

The English and Romans trade bridge building and Astronomy.

800:
The elephants stomp on the village and the only thing that they are able to piece together is a book on engineering. The geeks that read books in Germany slap their collective heads and say “why didn’t we see that sooner.” Kev sets them on the task of doing the god-merging thing.

Our phalanx crushes another catapult. “Eashier than fallings off a logsssh,” says Kev as he falls off his throne.

The English and Romans trade philosophy and Horseback Riding.

820:
The Berlin Beer-o-Rama picks up another settler and heads East.

840:
With little cash, Kev checks the other civs technological advancement in a fit of clarity. The Embassy tells him that the 3 nations we are at war with are behind us in the tech race. Romans have 21 techs, the Spanish 15 and the English 24 while the Germans have 29. Kev deems the giving of knowledge a worthy choice to end the war with the Romans as it is only a matter of time before they do something ugly to us. Kev gives them Navigation and a treaty is signed. The Spanish are far away and have not discovered Map Making so Kev lets them be. The English are close enough technologically that he decides not to give knowledge away for peace. Peace with the Romans means the phalanx can move back to the city and the elephants are heading back as well as the drunklomat nears completion.

860:
Kev drinks.

880:
The English and the Romans – formerly such buddies – are now at war. Roman units that were threatening a sneak attack are pulled away presumably to annoy the English. However, a Roman diplomat steals the wheel from Cumae. Kev is pissed, but passed out before he could declare war. The Republic was thankful as there was no need to start THAT up again – let them mess around with the English.

Settlers build the city of Kev’s Point to the East and settlers are placed near a village as well.

Our tax rate is such that we are losing money with the new marketplaces and colosseums built. Yet, Kev refuses to raise taxes as he knows that the Germans are SO close to Monotheism.

900:
With trepidation, our settler enters the village. If these be barbarians we can kiss this whole “Eastern Venture” goodbye. Drunken luck is with Kev this day. The villagers are impressed with our golden lagers and rich pilsners and decide to join us as an advanced tribe named Turin. Anyway, they were tired of drinking something that loosely translated to “monkey sweat’ and the settlers that shared this drink hope beyond hope that this was a euphemism.

Dortmund builds the Dortmund Drunk-Delivery caravel and takes on a settler to head South. Kev hopes to land them in the far reaches of the American territory to gain a foothold there.

940:
We discover Monotheism!! In Salzberg the wonder is changed to a huge Chapel. It will take some time to build, but with some patience, some caravans and beer we shall prevail. A caravan is completed in Stuttgard and Kev sets it to deliver wine. Yeah, wine!!! It comes aboard the Dortmund Drunken-Deliverer and sets sail for New York as they demand wine. Then further South to plant the settler.

Kev sets his science down for the time being to give the Germans a surplus again.

960:
A food caravan is made in Koningsberg and heads to Salzburg to help with the chapel. That chapel-building is hungry work.

The list of the largest civs is published. The order is printed as Germans, Babylonians, English, Americans, Romans, Indians and the Spanish.

980:
Kev loved his beer, and he, like so many of his bloated lineage, was buried with a keg and a tap. He knows that he has left the Germans in good hands – if he can only figure out who this “Andu” person is.

In this, the year of Kev’s death, the Germans pay tribute to Kev by doing absolutely nothing constructive.

Just one thing as a reminder – the caravan outside of Koningsberg is a food caravan and should help with the chapel. Happy will be the day when that thing is finished!!!

Game being passed to Andu (and Flatlander). I am off on my trip and I look forward to reading all of your continuing stories.
 
Game received okay. Does the following look okay?

Andu II (in progress)
Haakan II (departing 5/14)
Smash II
Kira II
Flatlander III
Willem III (returning 5/19?)
Kev III (returning 5/20)
Haakan III (returning 5/20)
Andu III (returning 5/21)
Smash III
Kira III

Any other vacations coming up in the future?

(Game looks intriguing!!!)
 
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