Click the middle button on your smart phone (txting screen) for awhile

[Narz]

Usually I don't post stupid stuff I see on FaceBook but this had some entertainment value (and maybe insight into the nature of how machines try to predict humans?).

I did it a lil more than twenty times & got :

"I am a beautiful person. I do think they need substantial interaction with peers and other people, though. and maybe the more the better, though just one helping care-giver is. . . um. . . um. . . um. . . um. . . um. . . um"

 

[Zelig]

I don't have a middle button, nothing shows until there's at least one word, and then I get a scrollable horizontal list where the number of words depends on how long each one is.

And it predicts far too much profanity for me to post here.

 

[Antilogic]

So this predicts a sentence based on your most used words?

 

[nc-1701]

Exact twenty times gives...

I am a beautiful person. I just got home from work. I just got home from work.

...I'm not sure how that makes me feel.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

It looks a bit repetitious.

I can't do this exercise, as I don't have a smart phone. It's a bit weird when Google Search tries to predict what I'm looking for, though.

 

[Antilogic]

Exact twenty times gives...



...I'm not sure how that makes me feel.

Self-esteem and industry!

 

[classical_hero]

Mine just starts with gibberish, just some symbols before I have entered anything in the phone. Precisely - @ ' ! ? .

 

[madviking]

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[Antilogic]

Here's mine, 21 clicks (one was a comma):

"I think I also put in salt, but I don't think we would have been better handled by anyone else."

I text a lot of cooking and politics, apparently...guess it merged the two.

 

[Narz]

I don't think I've ever made a political text before.

 

[Quintillus]

"I will be there are you are you are you are the same book is a little bit and I"...

As you can tell, I often use texts for confirming appointments and checking on whether someone I'm meeting has arrived at the destination. I'm happy that it started out with a logical sentence, even if it ran out of things to add fairly quickly.

 

[bhavv]

I'll get the number number is fine for you and I have to go out of my friends and I.

 

[bhavv]

I'd say the least bit more of the world is not on my phone was in bed with me and my dad to pick the kids to school tomorrow night if I could have done that for me and my dad and mum and she said that I am not going anywhere nice and early to bed soon after his father was the only thing I have to go out of my own place for.

...

This is fun.

 

[bhavv]

Hi hai is the only thing I have to go out of my friends and I have no plans yet lol I know you don't mind I was in bed and breakfast at least one day we have you got any of them with a little better thanks again in this way I am a is in either direction to make sure that would you have any money in my opinion and the other way around it was good thanks for letting me stay in the middle of nowhere.

...

It seems this is absolutely not based on what I usually write at all. Stupid Lumia phone.

 

[_random_]

"I [fornicating] love science Ken and I will be taking a class on religious traditions of the most interesting people I've seen in my time browsing non-Memphians out of boredom the best way to get the best way to get..."

 

[GoodEnoughForMe]

"Good morning [friend's first name] [friend's last name] wrote or if it a bit more help it a bit more help it a bit."

 

[Truthy]

"The only thing that would have to go back and I don't think that it was not immediately available to"

 

[illram]

So I too get the "I am a beautiful person" thing. Then it's something about approaching homes without getting in a pickle or something.

The only rational explanation is whoever has the "I am a beautiful person" auto text has been secretly selected for shelter from the impending apocalypse in the UN fallout shelters under the Himalayas. I see no other plausible reason for these shenanigans.

 

[madviking]

"I [fornicating] love science Ken and I will be taking a class on religious traditions of the most interesting people I've seen in my time browsing non-Memphians out of boredom the best way to get the best way to get..."

something is terribly amiss here

 

[warpus]

What phone do I need to have to get this middle button thing? I don't have one on my iphone.