Clues letting you know you play too much Civ IV
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S.A.G.A.P.O
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49. You get really disappointed when you arrive in Scandinavia. ("Where are the berserks!?")
50. You think there are cities that still have humble and primitive defense militrary such as warriors and archers.
51. You don't believe in scientific method, because if you do, you wouldn't be able to culturaly take over the neighbour lots.
52. You think that pollutening buildings only make some people sick, and recycling stations can easily solve that.
53. You're collecting notepads, so you can change your surroundings.
54. You believe the world can be improved by expansion packs.
55. You've made such type of expansion pack.
56. You faint when they in the news talk about Egypt, because the real Egyptian culure can't just be gone, can it?
57. You've had an F in geography and history, since you think the games are actual history.
58. There is possibly no way America was independent from England, since the world wasn't modded those days.
49. You get really disappointed when you arrive in Scandinavia. ("Where are the berserks!?")
50. You think there are cities that still have humble and primitive defense militrary such as warriors and archers.
51. You don't believe in scientific method, because if you do, you wouldn't be able to culturaly take over the neighbour lots.
52. You think that pollutening buildings only make some people sick, and recycling stations can easily solve that.
53. You're collecting notepads, so you can change your surroundings.
54. You believe the world can be improved by expansion packs.
55. You've made such type of expansion pack.
56. You faint when they in the news talk about Egypt, because the real Egyptian culure can't just be gone, can it?
57. You've had an F in geography and history, since you think the games are actual history.
58. There is possibly no way America was independent from England, since the world wasn't modded those days.
Joe Harker
1st in the Premiership!
59) You have modded sooo long that you begin believing there are lines of codes that don't even exist!
60) You conclude that New York, Frankfurt, Shanghai, Tokyo, Hong Kong and Singapore are all part of the English Empire since they all have Stock Markets.
61) You wondered why those cities also have banks since they already have stock markets.
62) And you wonder why these cities each have many banks since only one can be built in each city.
63) You wonder why the United States, Canada or Russia doesn't have a Forbidden Palace. They could save a lot of maintainance money if they only build one.
64) You laugh at China for building their palace and Forbidden Palace in the same city. Noobs...
65) You think there are only seven corporations and seven religions in the world.
66) You wonder why Norway haven't won a diplomatic victory yet.
67) Those scientists got it wrong! Global warming isn't caused by factory pollution! They're caused by nukes!
68) Towns growing into cities? That's just absurd!
69) You are confused no one ever heard of the Rock And Roll building. It's a frikkin' wonder of the world, for Christ's sake!
70) You realised that the reason the world is so screwy is because there are so many bugs. When is the next patch going to be released?
61) You wondered why those cities also have banks since they already have stock markets.
62) And you wonder why these cities each have many banks since only one can be built in each city.
63) You wonder why the United States, Canada or Russia doesn't have a Forbidden Palace. They could save a lot of maintainance money if they only build one.
64) You laugh at China for building their palace and Forbidden Palace in the same city. Noobs...
65) You think there are only seven corporations and seven religions in the world.
66) You wonder why Norway haven't won a diplomatic victory yet.
67) Those scientists got it wrong! Global warming isn't caused by factory pollution! They're caused by nukes!
68) Towns growing into cities? That's just absurd!
69) You are confused no one ever heard of the Rock And Roll building. It's a frikkin' wonder of the world, for Christ's sake!
70) You realised that the reason the world is so screwy is because there are so many bugs. When is the next patch going to be released?
sligo
Warlord
71. You talk about how psychotic Montezuma is with your co-worker at work (who also plays CivIV)
72. You annoy the non-CivIV players at work by talking about how your war with Alexander is going.
73. You wonder why the U.S. doesn't just build more work boats. They only take a turn or two.
72. You annoy the non-CivIV players at work by talking about how your war with Alexander is going.
73. You wonder why the U.S. doesn't just build more work boats. They only take a turn or two.
dwaxe
is not a fanatic
74. You ask to restart life because you want it on the "Settler" difficulty this time.
Deep Thought
S.A.G.A.P.O
75. When in RL, you try to find that sound that comes when a turn is ended. (You know that "bump"-sound)
76. You have several spare units of CIV IV, in case if one disc would fail to work.
77. In fact, you bought every single copy the local game store had at the release day.
78. You think the Iraqi war is/was about territory.
79. You actually think Iraq is American, since Saddam, the permanent leader of Iraq, was hung. An evidence that Iraq has fallen.
80. In fact, you even think that Hatscheput is still alive, since "Egypt" still exist.
81. You think Civilization IV is more real than the real world.
82. If you didn't buy every single copy at the local store, you simple killed everyone in the neighbourhood that possessed a CivIV copy. (That is a very bad clue)
83. You have modded, so that all leaders speak with chattish word such as "lol", "wut" and "pwn3d".
84. You actually add several phrases to all the leaders every week.
85. When your wife/housband/girl-/boyfriend said to you to stop playing the game, you actually killed him/her. (Even worse clue than number 82)
76. You have several spare units of CIV IV, in case if one disc would fail to work.
77. In fact, you bought every single copy the local game store had at the release day.
78. You think the Iraqi war is/was about territory.
79. You actually think Iraq is American, since Saddam, the permanent leader of Iraq, was hung. An evidence that Iraq has fallen.
80. In fact, you even think that Hatscheput is still alive, since "Egypt" still exist.
81. You think Civilization IV is more real than the real world.
82. If you didn't buy every single copy at the local store, you simple killed everyone in the neighbourhood that possessed a CivIV copy. (That is a very bad clue)
83. You have modded, so that all leaders speak with chattish word such as "lol", "wut" and "pwn3d".
84. You actually add several phrases to all the leaders every week.
85. When your wife/housband/girl-/boyfriend said to you to stop playing the game, you actually killed him/her. (Even worse clue than number 82)
uat2d
ಠ_ಠ
# 86 - at CFC when you want to edit your posts, you press Ctrl+W and only then realize you aren't in Civ4 (and will have to reopen the browser/tab)
# 87 - you think the Spanish are all buddist and will try to convert/whip everyone who isn't
# 88 - you wonder why wasting so many
building the internet, and that it wasn't need any 
at all to complete it
# 89 - you can't understand why did Rome was destroyed by puny barbarians, i mean they had praetorians!
# 90 - your girlfriend's/wife's head would NOT look good at the end of a (your) pole, because though she's so nice to you
# 91 - you think that in the Modern world everyone's religious
# 92 - you think your girlfriend is Catherine and lives in Moscow, i mean, she's the only leader that seems to have sex
# 87 - you think the Spanish are all buddist and will try to convert/whip everyone who isn't
# 88 - you wonder why wasting so many
building the internet, and that it wasn't need any at all to complete it# 89 - you can't understand why did Rome was destroyed by puny barbarians, i mean they had praetorians!
# 90 - your girlfriend's/wife's head would NOT look good at the end of a (your) pole, because though she's so nice to you
# 91 - you think that in the Modern world everyone's religious
# 92 - you think your girlfriend is Catherine and lives in Moscow, i mean, she's the only leader that seems to have sex
Crowqueen
Token forum woman
@dwaxe - I'm on Monarch difficulty with some pretty dumb AI, I can tell you!
93. You dream Qin Shi Huang is boxing you in.
94. You dream Justinian is making you get up and go to church.
95. You start ascribing Civ traits to modern politicians (Barack Obama - Charismatic, Creative; David Cameron - Creative, Psychotic; Gordon Brown - Financial, Disorganised).
96. You dream Gilgamesh is demanding his droit de seigneur of you and you wake up and your OH is asking you to marry him
.
93. You dream Qin Shi Huang is boxing you in.
94. You dream Justinian is making you get up and go to church.
95. You start ascribing Civ traits to modern politicians (Barack Obama - Charismatic, Creative; David Cameron - Creative, Psychotic; Gordon Brown - Financial, Disorganised).
96. You dream Gilgamesh is demanding his droit de seigneur of you and you wake up and your OH is asking you to marry him
.
97. You have wet dreams about the Russian leader.
98. When you saw the Russian military parades couple years back, you were thinking: "WTF damn big a stack of doom!"
99. You are thinking that Somalia is buggy as the anarchy is taking too long.
100. You wouldn't go on a trip to Mexico because you could meet Monty there.
98. When you saw the Russian military parades couple years back, you were thinking: "WTF damn big a stack of doom!"
99. You are thinking that Somalia is buggy as the anarchy is taking too long.
100. You wouldn't go on a trip to Mexico because you could meet Monty there.
Olleus
Deity
101. You wonder why all of medieval europe had feudalism when its such a useless civic.
102. You think that giving women the vote improves the efficency of factories.
103. You think that when people are unhappy about a war they go on hunger strike. Once a few thousand people have died of hunger, everyone else just gets over it.
104. You describe every world leader as having only two characteristics.
105. You believe planes can instantly teleport to any city in the world.
102. You think that giving women the vote improves the efficency of factories.
103. You think that when people are unhappy about a war they go on hunger strike. Once a few thousand people have died of hunger, everyone else just gets over it.
104. You describe every world leader as having only two characteristics.
105. You believe planes can instantly teleport to any city in the world.
uat2d
ಠ_ಠ
101 = lol
i'm always using feudalism! free XP and more units is all i need to whip everyone near me!
Julian Delphiki
Anton's key
I guess you haven't played enough since feudalism doesn't give xp or units free from maintenance - thats vassalage. 
102. In traffic, when watching licence plates you wonder what happens when AGG-521 crashes with PRO-245 (Finnish plates have 3 letters - 3 numbers).
102. In traffic, when watching licence plates you wonder what happens when AGG-521 crashes with PRO-245 (Finnish plates have 3 letters - 3 numbers).
Deep Thought
S.A.G.A.P.O
106. "What CIV5?"
107. You think all Civs other CFC mebers is laying out on the mod forum, is imaginary. (There's no such place as Brazil)
108. When not playing, you're rocking on the chair maniacly and say to yourself, "One more turn, one more turn, one more turn...".
109. You haven't got up for the bathroom for eight days now.
110. Actually, you didn't get up.
111. You've made song on YouTube named "Civilization is my life".
112. Never mind. You've never been on YouTube, since you always has been playing Civilization.
107. You think all Civs other CFC mebers is laying out on the mod forum, is imaginary. (There's no such place as Brazil)
108. When not playing, you're rocking on the chair maniacly and say to yourself, "One more turn, one more turn, one more turn...".
109. You haven't got up for the bathroom for eight days now.
110. Actually, you didn't get up.
111. You've made song on YouTube named "Civilization is my life".
112. Never mind. You've never been on YouTube, since you always has been playing Civilization.
gangleri2001
Garbage day!!!
113. You think that Aployton is a greek city.
114. You don't understand why don't you hear the French civ tune when you're in Paris.
115. And when you take a plane, you think that we're in ancient times just because you don't hear no music.
116. You don't understand ecologists: choping forests is good for production!!!
117. You think that Sid Meier is the leader of the barbarians.
118. You wonder why Japan has not already built any national or world wonder.
119. You think that Monty Python Flying Circus has something to do with the aztecs and modding the python files.
120. You think that when you discover a new tech, the first thing that happens is Sid Meier (aka. leader of the barbarians) quoting somebody.
114. You don't understand why don't you hear the French civ tune when you're in Paris.
115. And when you take a plane, you think that we're in ancient times just because you don't hear no music.
116. You don't understand ecologists: choping forests is good for production!!!
117. You think that Sid Meier is the leader of the barbarians.
118. You wonder why Japan has not already built any national or world wonder.
119. You think that Monty Python Flying Circus has something to do with the aztecs and modding the python files.
120. You think that when you discover a new tech, the first thing that happens is Sid Meier (aka. leader of the barbarians) quoting somebody.
salty mud
Deity
No, it's Leonard Nimoy. 
121. You take loads of beakers home with you to help with research.
121. You take loads of beakers home with you to help with research.
gangleri2001
Garbage day!!!
çthat's what happens when someone doesn't play the english version.
Julian Delphiki
Anton's key
Sid voices only additional techs on BtS, so Nimoy is more logical conclusion.
Kathandrion
Chieftain
122. You laugh at the French for not learning from the Chinese and building Versailles in the same city as their palace.
123. You think the Eiffel Tower is a giant broadcast tower.
124. You wonder why nobody has started work on a Space Elevator even though Robotics has been discovered.
125. You think that you can make ships move faster by sticking a fridge in them.
126. You get confused when you see someone planting trees and forests ("Just how is that possible?!").
127. You think there is no such thing as pollution.
123. You think the Eiffel Tower is a giant broadcast tower.
124. You wonder why nobody has started work on a Space Elevator even though Robotics has been discovered.
125. You think that you can make ships move faster by sticking a fridge in them.
126. You get confused when you see someone planting trees and forests ("Just how is that possible?!").
127. You think there is no such thing as pollution.
aimeeandbeatles
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128. You don't get to bed till 3 am. (True.)
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