Clues you've been playing too much FFH

[Pernodboi]

493: You take your vacation aorund Dec. 16th so you can get ready for FfH birthday.

494: You thank G_d that you live in a place where they sell blood sausage. referring to 490 and 492.

495: You start using G_d and other naming conventions because you saw it on the forums. You start becoming interested in the origins in words - and consider going back to school, just to take latin.

496: Going to cities that are not based on a grid pattern annoys you (Orlando - yuck!). You start looking at cities (in the real world) as 'fat crosses'.

 

[Pernodboi]

Okay - two of those were useless and reduntant. Sorry xienwolf. But I left 500 open! So there is hope for me!! I hope.....

 

[xienwolf]

heh heh Redemption is nigh!

 

[Aoleleb]

497. When you feel an earthquake you wonder if there's a high priest of kilmorph nearby
498. You wonder if said High Priest is going to now attack with his Stack of Doom because your defensive units are unfortified now.

 

[reverend oats]

#499- You wonder if the Council of Esus has infiltrated the government
#500- You wonder if the U.N. is the Emperyn, and if so, why haven't they passed DP with all members in order to end war.

 

[cyther]

501:you feel empty inside because you could not post 500
502:you know that the council of esus has infiltrated the government

 

[rocklikeafool]

503. You wonder which supposed RL religion is really the Ashen Veil.

 

[Aoleleb]

Let's go with devil worshippers. Do they have an official name?

504. You think Jaws is a servant of the Octopus Overlords.

 

[Ecofarm]

505. When something unexpected and really good happens, you exclaim: "Whoa, hut victory!"

506. When something starts off really great, you exclaim: "Whoa, fruit victory!"

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=7101510&postcount=12

ps. can we get a consolidated list of #1-500+, with authors, as a separate thread or as the OP? Someone do some work for my enjoyment, damnit.

 

[cyther]

507: You believe that .33 is Kael's Birthday present to you.

 

[Pernodboi]

soooo.... cyther, when is your birthday?

Edit - never mind, I see that the release date for 33 is August 15th. I am aquiver with antici-pation. Lots of cool changes.

 

[Ecofarm]

508. When you totally dominate two people of consecutive posts (the 2nd is a ninja), you think "wow, I made it to my archmages that game".

http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=7110745&postcount=319

 

[rocklikeafool]

509. Then, you wonder if you can make a few of those into liches and get some more Archmages. LOL!

 

[cyther]

510: You think that Perpentach is controlling you to play ffh
511: You believe that Aeron's bounty has shaped world events

 

[KillerClowns]

512. You find yourself sitting on a pleasant beach, enjoying the tropical sun, surrounded by beautiful women in bikins, and yet the only thing you can think is... "Keelyn and her puppet armies are gonna rock."

 

[cyther]

513: You call bumping a thread necromancy
514: You call stickied threads Liches

 

[KillerClowns]

You know you have been playing too much FfH when you go on a horseback riding trip and...
515. ...find yourself cheerfully humming the Hippus theme...
516. ...until you realize that the beast beneath you is an albino Nightmare...
517. ...while your leader is hellbent upon recreating the Ride of the Nine Kings...
518. ...so you yell at him, "you Hippus (censored)!"
Good thing he didn't know English.

 

[thomas.berubeg]

519: you go see hellboy 2, and come out half wondering why the Svartalfar, the luchuirp, and the clan have allied are now close allies.
520: what the hell are the luchuirp thinking, giving the svartalfar an indestructible golem army?

 

[EmptyWolf]

519: you go see hellboy 2, and come out half wondering why the Svartalfar, the luchuirp, and the clan have allied are now close allies.
520: what the hell are the luchuirp thinking, giving the svartalfar an indestructible golem army?

521: Every movie you watch makes you think of FFH.

 

[rocklikeafool]

523. You find an FfH style situation in every part of your life. For example, when you get dressed, you find yourself thinking, "I wonder if Faeryl is dressing right now".