Clues you've been playing too much FFH

545: You get an eight letter word in Scrabble from the tech tree.
 
546. You decide you need to sacrifice your children to placate OO after your upper floor neighbors flooded your apartment
 
547: You sit in front of your computer for 8 hours to download BtS 3.17 patch, just to be able to play FfH 0.33 (true story)
548: You decide to sacrifice your printer to Hurry Downloading of FfH 0.33, after discovering that giving money to your computer doesn't work.
 
549. You have some homework to do: to write an essay of gods' pantheon of Ancient Greece. Problem is that you barely know what happened in Greece but what "bosses" did in FfH is very clear for you.
 
551. You break IN jail and will become very dissappointed cuz Bigrit is nowhere. When police contains you, they have to hear babbling: ...you know, I'm 15level hero and I thought that...
552. Later, you break OUT from jail, just to play FfH2.
 
553. You only broke out because there was a black out and the PCs didn't work anymore.
554. The jailbreak was ridiculously easy, because all the guards also ran home to play ffh and there weren't any locked doors (heck who would want to escape when you can play ffh?).
 
555. You're surprised to hear that nobody from the neighborhood knows how to play Somnium, while everyone keeps babbling about some bizarre 'poker' game.
556. Then you think about creating 'Clues You're Not Playing Enough FFH' thread.
557. You type Somnium on Wiki and you get this! What the heck?
 
557. When you read the National Geographic about forest fires you wonder where this country's level 1 water adepts were doing. After a bit of reasoning you think there is great reason for not using water adepts: if the fire is let to burn and die out eventually there will be new forests. if the water magic put out the fire there will be no more forests. And presumably we do not follow Fellowship of the Leaves. Of course this country follows Order!
 
559. You have made up your mind: despite of what your wife thinks, you have decided, that your first child's name will be Magister Cultuum.
 
560. On second thought, it will be Kael.
561. You adopt two children and name then Flauros and Alexis.
 
562. You argued profusely with your astronomy lecturer on the causes of aurorae. the fool was convinced it was due to magnetic feilds and charged particals aligning, when it is OBVIOUSLY Bridgit the Shinings brilliant aura

563. You refuse to let your Plant Diversity lecturer get the upper hand, as he still is convinced plants photosynthesis, when chlorophyll dosnt really exist!

564. you accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil, and from the fear of lead poisoning you set off on a pilgrimage to the pool of tears (half true, sharp pencils hurt)
 
565: You have hell terrain in your bedroom.
 
567. You think anyone who doesn't have at the very least a 1' by 1' square of hell terrain somewhere in their house is strange.
568. When your neighbor discovers you have hell terrain throughout your entire basement, he declares war cuz he follows Order. (Uptight, rule-abiding jerk! Sides, AV's where it's at! LOL!)
569. You've considered writin a paper/thesis on why the world at large should adopt AV.
 
570. When you see a puppet show, the first thing you think about is declaring war on Balseraphs. (Then you think 'Argh, Balseraphs aren't in play.')
 
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