Clues you've been playing too much FFH

[arcticnightwolf]

571. You build Nox Noctis ad you try steal in shop.
572. After you get to jail, you are suspecting, that shop assistant is Sheaim Reveler

 

[Arctem]

561. You adopt two children and name then Flauros and Alexis.

573. After reading this, you abandon your previous plan to name them Gordon and Alyx.
574. You forget where you originally got the names mentioned in 573...

 

[Niley]

568. When your neighbor discovers you have hell terrain throughout your entire basement, he declares war cuz he follows Order. (Uptight, rule-abiding jerk! Sides, AV's where it's at! LOL!)

575. During a loud party you hear Hyborem hammering at his ceiling/your floor and telling you all to shut up (because he can't concentrate on reading the Infernal Grimoire).
576. You don't find 575 weird.
577. You don't find 575 weird because it's already happened to you.

 

[cyther]

since when did the dragon bones unique feature grant mithril instead of ivory????

It is a referance to a nasty trick the dwarves played on humans after discovering mithril.

Also:

578- You wonder who would win in a war: Ancient Rome or the Luchirp

 

[xienwolf]

577. You don't find 757 weird because it's already happened to you.

579. You already know what sign #757 is because you had to reload from a previous save due to life randomly crashing on you after sign 758.

 

[Aoleleb]

580. You know the Luchuirp would kick Rome's <censored> any day of the week.

 

[rocklikeafool]

581. You wonder if Rome would've stood up to the Calabim cuz you always seem to win as the Calabim.
582. Then, after postin #581, you find that there is and never was in civ called "Rome" in FfH. This leads you believe that it must be from one of those romance novels all the Calabim teenagers seem to love. (Also, since all Calabim romance novels seem to involve the couple falling in love AND THEN having a bloody feast on some poor human, you now have a fervent desire to go bite your neighbor's jugular, as he happens to be an undevoured human.)

 

[Niley]

583. When you see an apple juggler on a carnival, you think about employing him as a scout.
584. When you witness a volcanic eruption, you are absolutely confident that your city will be spared and only surrounding farms will be destroyed.

 

[evanb]

585. When you see anybody dressed in hunting gear, you ask them to sell you gorillas or tigers.

 

[Ekolite]

584. When you witness a volcanic eruption, you are absolutely confident that your city will be spared and only surrounding farms will be destroyed.

586. You suspect that the eruption at Pompei was just an unfortunate bug that the dev team of life has yet to fix.

 

[rocklikeafool]

587. You fail to unnerstand all these references to place outside of Erebus and conclude that you need to read more Erebusian fiction.

 

[Niley]

588. You think that Civilization 4 must be the worst mod for FfH ever.

 

[Ekolite]

589. You wonder why your FFH disc has ''Civilization'' written on it instead of Fall From Heaven.

 

[Psychic_Llamas]

587. You fail to unnerstand all these references to place outside of Erebus and conclude that you need to read more Erebusian fiction.

589. you are confused what is meant when people say 'Erebusian fiction', due to it clearly being fact.

590. you are amazed to notice Hanna the Irin and Falamar sitting in Deviant art, and even more surprised that Falamar has friends...

 

[rocklikeafool]

591. As a vampire, you don't unnerstand this word 'friend'.

 

[Arctem]

590. you are confused what is meant when people say 'Erebusian fiction', due to it clearly being fact.

593. You wonder how on Erebus someone could think that popular Bannor story about something called "Earth" was fact.

 

[cyther]

594-You wonder where 592 has gone.
595-You think Erebusian fiction is those books about that place called Earth

 

[cyther]

596- You wonder whats wrong with the mages that caused the "site" to double post

 

[KillerClowns]

596- You wonder whats wrong with the mages that caused the "site" to double post

597. You reckon that wasn't a doublepost, and wonder where the poster got the Twincast promotion.

 

[DarkReborn]

597 - You think that The Joker is Perpentach in the future (or the other way)
598 - You start to think that your Roma ethnicity neighbours (or less politely, Gypsies) are stealing your culture and slaving you to the Balseraphs