Clues you've been playing too much FFH
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339. Or whistle it if you are good in it
xienwolf
Deity
340. You dread that FfH becomes TOO popular and instead Uwe Boll Butchers that Movie.
You think this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip_cEblGFiE is an attempt by Perpentach to brainwash the masses.
cyther
Lord of the Dance
342. This is not a bump. I have just discovered Necromancy, obtained death mana, trained an adept and brought the thread back to life.
CypherKnight
Chieftain
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343. You take a trip, overlooking the vista you see see a forested hill near a river and think you should send a settler.
Ksi
Warlord
I put the song on and thought to myself "Yeah I guess this kind of suits the Lanun."
Then I reached 4:58
rocklikeafool
Warmaster
345. You're in a different subforum and say, "They did somethin similar in FfH" and then go on to compare the FfH idea and the other idea. (Happened in the WH thread too many times than I care to admit. Ask Psychic_Llamas.)
346. You debate philosophy in the same manner as the Grigori maintain the Gods are out to get you.
347. Read a suggestion for improvement of FfH in some manner and think, "I never thought of that. Not sure why." Then you proceed to post your thought in response to the suggestion and add nothin new cuz you've been playin FfH all day and all night.
348. You regularly tell people that Kael should change this or that, in Vanilla Civ. In effect, you think of him and Firaxis interchangeably and as the same.
349. Go back to FfH subforum when you find there are no new posts in threads you've subscribed to.
All but 348 are true. Sad, ain't it?
LOL!
Edit: Prolly here already, but...
350. You've decided to return to playin FfH after you finish your post in this thread.
346. You debate philosophy in the same manner as the Grigori maintain the Gods are out to get you.
347. Read a suggestion for improvement of FfH in some manner and think, "I never thought of that. Not sure why." Then you proceed to post your thought in response to the suggestion and add nothin new cuz you've been playin FfH all day and all night.
348. You regularly tell people that Kael should change this or that, in Vanilla Civ. In effect, you think of him and Firaxis interchangeably and as the same.
349. Go back to FfH subforum when you find there are no new posts in threads you've subscribed to.
All but 348 are true. Sad, ain't it?
LOL!Edit: Prolly here already, but...
350. You've decided to return to playin FfH after you finish your post in this thread.
i love
57. Your computer is set to start FfH as part of the boot-up routine. (how do i do this?)
61. When somebody calls America evil, you explain that a nation that worships the Order is automatically good, no matter what they do.
74. You ponder whether your local schools should revert to apprenticeship so the students are better prepared to take on the world, or if it's better to have the research bonus.
76. You are bothered by the lack of Octopus Overlords in Sid Meier's Pirates.
85. You have found relations between Ffh civs and actual countries/peoples/people (to avoid anyone getting upset, I won't tell them to you )
89. You didn't have to do any research to determine that Idi Amin was not Perpentach, knowing that Perpentach is currently known as "Kim Jong-il."
91. You think BtS and Vanilla Civ is a mod of FfH
92. you wonder if Orthus caused the destruction of several early civilizations and who has his ax.
94. You type in "FFH" in the Wikipedia search bar and when you find out that there is not page you feel the need to sue Wikipedia for emotional damage.
105. You are afraid that the prime minister will worship the Ashen Veil so there will not be social security (public healers) anymore.
128. You believe "Shadow" is your personal Christmas present from the FFH team.
193. You have personally caused someone to start playing FfH.
288. You have encountered Barbatos in your local graveyard.
57. Your computer is set to start FfH as part of the boot-up routine. (how do i do this?)
61. When somebody calls America evil, you explain that a nation that worships the Order is automatically good, no matter what they do.
74. You ponder whether your local schools should revert to apprenticeship so the students are better prepared to take on the world, or if it's better to have the research bonus.
76. You are bothered by the lack of Octopus Overlords in Sid Meier's Pirates.
85. You have found relations between Ffh civs and actual countries/peoples/people (to avoid anyone getting upset, I won't tell them to you )
89. You didn't have to do any research to determine that Idi Amin was not Perpentach, knowing that Perpentach is currently known as "Kim Jong-il."
91. You think BtS and Vanilla Civ is a mod of FfH
92. you wonder if Orthus caused the destruction of several early civilizations and who has his ax.
94. You type in "FFH" in the Wikipedia search bar and when you find out that there is not page you feel the need to sue Wikipedia for emotional damage.
105. You are afraid that the prime minister will worship the Ashen Veil so there will not be social security (public healers) anymore.
128. You believe "Shadow" is your personal Christmas present from the FFH team.
193. You have personally caused someone to start playing FfH.
288. You have encountered Barbatos in your local graveyard.
Ekolite
Deity
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351. You attempt to perform the Drowning ritual in your local swimming pool.
352. You convert your neighbour's pond into a Pirate Cove, flooding their garden.
353. You refer to Christianity as the Order and the devil as Agares.
354. You believe it's only a matter of time before the Pope declares a crusade to stop Hell terrain spreading to Europe.
355. You've convinced your younger brother that he will win the race on Sports Day because you've cast haste on his stack.
352. You convert your neighbour's pond into a Pirate Cove, flooding their garden.
353. You refer to Christianity as the Order and the devil as Agares.
354. You believe it's only a matter of time before the Pope declares a crusade to stop Hell terrain spreading to Europe.
355. You've convinced your younger brother that he will win the race on Sports Day because you've cast haste on his stack.
Psychic_Llamas
Wizard in the Making
HAHAHAHAHAHA best one ive read in ages
Darksaber1
Secret Emperor
. To true.358: When ever you hear the opening bars of "Desert Rose", you freak, and and run to the nearest aquarium to give offering/wait for messages from the octopus.
359: You've caused a scene by whorshipping the octopus as the local aqaurium.
Ekolite
Deity
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360. You write to the Government demanding that Basium is summoned to combat terrorism.
361. You paint a beautiful painting, hoping to persuade your neighbours' garden gnome to defect to your side of the palisade.
362. You dress as a woman, hoping to avoid the wrath of Os-Gabella.
361. You paint a beautiful painting, hoping to persuade your neighbours' garden gnome to defect to your side of the palisade.
362. You dress as a woman, hoping to avoid the wrath of Os-Gabella.
cyther
Lord of the Dance
363. After not playing ffh in over a day you go into withdrawl and are rushed to the hospital.
364. The doctors have no cure for you so you believe they have run out of life mana.
365. You escape and go on a quest to find a Grigori medic.
366. The flaw in your plan is that the medic also has veil religion and summons a Balor instead of helping
367. You get diagnosed as insane and are forced to go to an asylum.
368. The rest of your days are spent accusing the guards of worshiping the octopus overlords.
364. The doctors have no cure for you so you believe they have run out of life mana.
365. You escape and go on a quest to find a Grigori medic.
366. The flaw in your plan is that the medic also has veil religion and summons a Balor instead of helping
367. You get diagnosed as insane and are forced to go to an asylum.
368. The rest of your days are spent accusing the guards of worshiping the octopus overlords.
Morni
Warlord
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Ah, good times.
Darksaber1
Secret Emperor
369: You've flooded your basment inorder to more realisticly build a shrine for the Octopus Overlords, and are constantly trying to drown squirrels in a vain attempt to get Stygian Guards.
370: When you get in fights, you try to summon varius extra-planar creatures to help you.
370: When you get in fights, you try to summon varius extra-planar creatures to help you.
rocklikeafool
Warmaster
371. You're constantly tryin to find people to be adepts, mages, and archmages. Unfortunately, everyone who agrees thinks it's a joke, and later proceeds to run away (thinkin you're insane) when they realize you aren't jokin. It's only a matter of time before Hyborem sends his minions (in the form of lawyers and psychiatrists) to spread hell terrian. In an effort to combat Hyborem, you continue to search for adepts, mages, and archmages. You'd prefer they know Life I, tho.
Edit: 372. You suggest that your friends buy CivIV BTS simply to play FfH. You say, "Ignore the game itself. The important part is FfH..." The end result is they do so, simply to shut you up.
Edit: 372. You suggest that your friends buy CivIV BTS simply to play FfH. You say, "Ignore the game itself. The important part is FfH..." The end result is they do so, simply to shut you up.
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