Clues you've been playing too much FFH

[Perkin Warbeck]

427: When you see a windmill on said hill, you hope they've not yet discovered smelting, and when they how how annoyed they'll fell when they have pull down the windmill

 

[Ekolite]

428. You are woried that having so many hills around is leaving your town vulnerable to attack by dwarves.

 

[Perkin Warbeck]

429: When you hear about guerilla warfare on the news you always smile and think of Dwarves.

 

[rocklikeafool]

430. Every time you see a lil kid, you mistake them for Dwarves, that is til you notice they don't have beards. So, sadly, you put away Orthus' Axe and stomp off. These moments annoy you, as you are an Orc and a mortal enemy of the Dwarves (and anyone else who gets in your way).

 

[Perkin Warbeck]

431: You find that your close borders spark tensions with your next door neighbours even when they're not playing Desert Rose at 3am. You also watch for signs of flooding coming from their doors and are saddened when you don't see it.

 

[rocklikeafool]

432. You decided that maybe you should spread OO to your neighbors. So, you send out your son as a Cultist. You are unpleasantly surprised to discover that the spell "Build Temple of the Overlords" is doomed to chronically fail in RL and your son still lives. (Not that you wanted to kill the bugger, but the spell ALWAYS causes the unit to die.)
Also, the neighbor kids seem to be makin fun of your son and throwin eggs at him. This calls for war! You get hauled off to the local Dungeon amid your own fits of protest.

 

[Perkin Warbeck]

433: You ensure roads are built between you and your neighbours and pray they don't have a religion of their own.

434: You often find that you ask yourself questions such as: I wonder what mana Mecca provides? Why is there a bone Palace in India and why doesn't Greenpeace use life 1 mana more often?

 

[cyther]

435- You fly to Italy and charter a boat on the Aegean sea searching for the Overlords.
436-In anger at your neighbors you rob the graveyard behind their house to summon a specter

 

[roguetroopr1981]

437- You devote serious effort to getting FfH to run on startup.
438- This serious effort involves fasting, meditation and casting your mind far beyond the veils of consciousness.

 

[rocklikeafool]

439. Upon findin that your fastin, meditation, and other mind expansion does nothin to get FfH to play on start-up, you are shocked. Why? Well, in the context of FfH, that makes no sense. And you find it annoyin to have to think in RL context.

 

[roguetroopr1981]

440- You try selling your soul to Hyborem in an effort to make FfH run on startup. Ebay ban you.

 

[rocklikeafool]

441. You decide to become a clown in an effort to make better decisions. Naturally, you're usin Perpantach as your role model.

 

[Annex]

442. You swear you saw Stephanos at the head of this years Mardi Gras parade.

 

[KillerClowns]

443. You're scared of anyone named Stephen.
444. You are named Stephen, and decide to get a horse and mardi gras mask so you can make the mortal armies of the world tremble.

 

[seZereth]

445. You are actually named Stephan, and right in this moment you are creating the Stephanos Model, because you feel guilty because you think the civilopedia text directly addresses you.
446. If someone asks you what time it is, you will go to your laptop and look at the game clock in the upper left corner of the screen to give him the answer.

EDIT: 445 is not a joke...

 

[thomas.berubeg]

are you really makeing stephanos now?(so, the four horsemen are going to be done now?)

 

[xienwolf]

447. You've been playing Civ so long you confuse Left and Right, because you are looking at it from the perspective of your units.

 

[roguetroopr1981]

448- You stop your niece from feeding ducks because "they're not a proper resource - feed those toads instead".

 

[rocklikeafool]

449. You refuse to listen to any songs that aren't in the FfH soundtrack. Everytime a song that isn't in the FfH soundtrack comes on, you rush out of the room, plugging your ears the whole way and uttering nonsense to drown out the unholy noise that isn't FfH music.

 

[Aoleleb]

450. You catch wild animals to put in cages to make your family happy.