Clues you've been playing too much FFH

620. While looking under your bed, you notice that an apple you left there 6 months ago has already turned into an Entropy Node.
 
622. While tryin to light a fire, you find that you have no fire nodes and have to light it the unsophisticated way--with flint and steel. You send your mages to develop a fire node.
 
623. You are confused why those skinny people with glasses and pocket protecters you commanded to create fire nodes do nothing but however seem pleased to be called "Mages".
 
625. On your resume, you describe yourself as Fallow, Agnostic and Sprawling:D
 
626. In Spore, you're more scared of an uninhabited rock than the Grox empire... (Name is as I found it.)
 

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627. You're confused by this new drink coffee. You don't unnerstand how it tastes like earth, feels like fire, and has a consistency (tho, not the color) of water. How can somethin be of 3 spheres of magic at once? It's like a node of Fire, Earth, and Water combined? By all that is holy and all that is unholy!!!
 
628. You discovered that Bayreuth is a Sheaim City, because the girl from last night had to be a succubus!
 
628. You discovered that Bayreuth is a Sheaim City, because the girl from last night had to be a succubus!

629. After 3 months of a great relationship, you discover that your GF is really a succubus, and she feeds off of the physical side of the relationship. :eek::undecide::ack:
630. Of course, the truth is you play FfH too much to have a GF. (Maybe you need a girl who likes FfH.)
 
631. Ever since you started college you seem to be having the well known FFH withdrawal symptoms of:

- Attempting to draw a canon FFH world map in your limitted spare time.

- Checking the art thread after each new post to see if Sez has finished any new unit art.

- Considering the similiarities and differences between the Overcouncil and UN in your general studies class.

- Seeing FFH units dancing around whenever you close your eyes.
 
God, I wish I had FfH before I started college. Damn you, progress of time, damn you!
 
God, I wish I had FfH before I started college. Damn you, progress of time, damn you!

yea... in school i had so much more time than now :/
 
628. You discovered that Bayreuth is a Sheaim City, because the girl from last night had to be a succubus!

632. You phrase your go/no go decision on whether or not to approach the hot succubus at the bar as whether or not she's dominate-worthy.... and you actually AREN'T thinking about S&M.
 
632. You phrase your go/no go decision on whether or not to approach the hot succubus at the bar as whether or not she's dominate-worthy.... and you actually AREN'T thinking about S&M.

633. You've unsuccessfully tried to dominate several hot girls. The result each time was a slap in the face. :blush::sad:
 
633. You've unsuccessfully tried to dominate several hot girls. The result each time was a slap in the face.

634. You laugh at this noob everybody knows that you need to take mind 3 again after you failed once.
 
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