"Yaaarrrrrrrr!" - Poland.
The Polish foreign minister was reported to be suffering a bad case of the 'snifflus'. Underground news reporters however confirmed sightings of him chasing the minister of defence on a peg leg, wearing a feather hat and wielding a saber and scimitar he confronted the man downtown where the Polish minister using a holy spell called down a sword of light. They continued to battle it out in the main streets of Krakow - many pigeons fell victim to this dueling frenzy as the fight pushed on to the marketplace before the minister of war stabbed the senior member of govt. and pierced his left lung with repeated jabs to his torso and cutting his throat with the curved moonblade as he lay bleeding.
The minister of war then sought refuge in the nearby Cathedral and had promptly vanished before news reporters equipped with photographic equipment made it to the scene of the diplomat's demise.
The times they were-a-changing.
The Polish foreign minister was reported to be suffering a bad case of the 'snifflus'. Underground news reporters however confirmed sightings of him chasing the minister of defence on a peg leg, wearing a feather hat and wielding a saber and scimitar he confronted the man downtown where the Polish minister using a holy spell called down a sword of light. They continued to battle it out in the main streets of Krakow - many pigeons fell victim to this dueling frenzy as the fight pushed on to the marketplace before the minister of war stabbed the senior member of govt. and pierced his left lung with repeated jabs to his torso and cutting his throat with the curved moonblade as he lay bleeding.
The minister of war then sought refuge in the nearby Cathedral and had promptly vanished before news reporters equipped with photographic equipment made it to the scene of the diplomat's demise.
The times they were-a-changing.