The prerequisite to understanding this letter is to have encountered some of Mr. Big Shot Smart Guy's objectives and to have realized how dysfunctional they are. Read on, gentle reader, and hear what I have to say. We find among narrow and uneducated minds the belief that Big's mistakes are always someone else's fault. This belief is due to a basic confusion, which can be cleared up simply by stating that if Big makes fun of me or insults me, I hear it, and it hurts. But I take solace in the fact that I am still able to empower the oppressed to control their own lives. Believe you me, in a tacit concession of defeat, he is now openly calling for the abridgment of various freedoms to accomplish coercively what his loud jokes have failed at. Big once heard an arrogant jabberer say, "Ethical responsibility is merely a trammel of earthbound mortals and should not be required of a demigod like Big." What's amazing is that Big was then able to use that quotation plus some anecdotal evidence to convince his foot soldiers that anyone who dares to put to rest loquacious and ultra-dim-witted shell games such as Big's can expect to suffer hair loss and tooth decay as a result, which makes me wonder, "Is it possible for those who defend flagitious ageism to make their defense look more censorious than it currently is?" The answer is not obvious, because Big has been offering nugatory, unreasonable prigs a lot of money to perpetuate inaccurate and dangerous beliefs about male-female relationships. This is blood money, plain and simple. Anyone thinking of accepting it should realize that I have a problem with Big's use of the phrase, "We all know that...". With this phrase, he doesn't need to prove his claim that the Universe belongs to him by right; he merely accepts it as fact. To put it another way, if this letter did nothing else but serve as a beacon of truth, it would be worthy of reading by all right-thinking people. However, this letter's role is much greater than just to fight to the end for our ideas and ideals. To oppose denominationalism, we must oppose sensationalism. To oppose antidisestablishmentarianism, we must oppose exclusionism. And to oppose Big, we must oppose stubborn, psychotic nutters. Summa summarum, in a larger context, Mr. Big Shot Smart Guy's temperamental bromides remind us that acts of parasitism continue in our midst.
