UHV1: Acquire 15% of the votes in the Apostolic Palace by 1650AD
Solution - Get LUCKY and hope to enslave at least one of the first 2 Impis and then send that slave along the coast via Mali and the Moors to get in touch with Portugal, Spain and Italy. Mali and Moors also have to be BOTH alive for this to work. - Oh also you're most likely going to lose that slave when it comes back, due to barbs....
You then have to wait until Catholicism spreads to you. Oh, by the way, this never happened to me, by 1625, I was still not Catholic yet I had been in contact with Portugal and Spain since ~1480. There needs to be a fix for that!!! Like come on, how long do you have to be in contact with the Catholic civs until the religion comes to you, just like in real life when it happened...
UHV2: Gain 1000 gold through the slave trade by 1800AD
Solution - Sell ~15 slaves at 75 gold from around 1500-1800.
This is much harder than it looks, there are only 5 nations that want slaves (England, France, Netherlands, Portugal, Spain) and GUESS WHAT! Not even all 5 even want slaves. This is contrary to ACTUAL HISTORY where the slave trade was actually most active in the middle east and east africa, yet no other african nation, nor middle eastern nation wants to buy slaves, makes no sense???
Okay let's just pretend that the UHV is just about the Trans-Atlantic Slave trade, which I can understand... IF THOSE EUROPEAN NATIONS WERE ALL ACTIVELY WANTING TO BUY SLAVES!!!!
You see, if a western euro nation doesnt have the colonisation civic, then it wont buy slaves. And when it does have it on then its rare for one of those nations to actually want to buy slaves... for more than 30 gold... They never have more than 30 gold on offer its so rare. Like why? If I sell slaves at 30 gold each... I'd need to sell 34 slaves to make over 1000 profit. Its about a 50% chance to enslave a unit, so i'd need to kill 68 Native units.... yeah not possible... unless you expand the possible enslaved units to include any unit on African soil (this would actually make MORE sense).
So in my game this is what the euro nations were in the slave trade:
Portugal - #1 Buyer of slaves, even before adopting Colonialism, then warred me because i wouldnt give mbazna away.
France - Did not want slaves at all, yet founded colonies in America, didnt have the Colonialism Civic running.
England - Wanted to buy slaves, but then a stupid Catholic Congress decided to stop trading with England... So yeah England was mad at me for over 100 years which is beyond ridiculous - I should of just declared war on England and made peace and I bet it would of been less than 100 years...
Spain - Liked to buy slaves but then after a while, just stopped. Its like Phillip II got bored after running them about in his farm.
Netherlands - They bought one slave....
UHV3: Enter the Industrial Era before anyone enters the Global Era
Solution - At the start of your game put your spy slider to 100% and then later on gift crappy cities to netherlands and germany and then spam your spies in those cities to do tech stealing missions.
Yeah thats just impossible... Firstly its just abusing game mechanics...
Secondly... It doesnt even work anymore! Netherlands and Germany dont want crappy cities in Africa and only Portugal will take them. And with the new tech layout its impossible to get your spy points up that high...
Other ridiculous stuff happened during that UHV... such as Portugal wanting Durban.... okay???? I dont believe Durban is next to one of these cities - (Sao Salvador, Quelimane, Muscat, Goa, Cochin, Malacca, Canton). Thats another thing that needs to be fixed - Tell us where trading companies are going to go. Dont say "France will get one city in South India" and then suddenly theres 15 units in IndoChina, like come on...
By the way, before you all ask. I played this in Heir mode. Normal Speed. 600AD Start.
Either way, its IMPOSSIBLE to do the Congo UHV
I get it - Who wants to play as the Congo in DoC. But come on.... at least make it doable. Whats the point in playing DoC if you cant even do a UHV in HEIR MODE...
Solution - Get LUCKY and hope to enslave at least one of the first 2 Impis and then send that slave along the coast via Mali and the Moors to get in touch with Portugal, Spain and Italy. Mali and Moors also have to be BOTH alive for this to work. - Oh also you're most likely going to lose that slave when it comes back, due to barbs....
You then have to wait until Catholicism spreads to you. Oh, by the way, this never happened to me, by 1625, I was still not Catholic yet I had been in contact with Portugal and Spain since ~1480. There needs to be a fix for that!!! Like come on, how long do you have to be in contact with the Catholic civs until the religion comes to you, just like in real life when it happened...
UHV2: Gain 1000 gold through the slave trade by 1800AD
Solution - Sell ~15 slaves at 75 gold from around 1500-1800.
This is much harder than it looks, there are only 5 nations that want slaves (England, France, Netherlands, Portugal, Spain) and GUESS WHAT! Not even all 5 even want slaves. This is contrary to ACTUAL HISTORY where the slave trade was actually most active in the middle east and east africa, yet no other african nation, nor middle eastern nation wants to buy slaves, makes no sense???
Okay let's just pretend that the UHV is just about the Trans-Atlantic Slave trade, which I can understand... IF THOSE EUROPEAN NATIONS WERE ALL ACTIVELY WANTING TO BUY SLAVES!!!!
You see, if a western euro nation doesnt have the colonisation civic, then it wont buy slaves. And when it does have it on then its rare for one of those nations to actually want to buy slaves... for more than 30 gold... They never have more than 30 gold on offer its so rare. Like why? If I sell slaves at 30 gold each... I'd need to sell 34 slaves to make over 1000 profit. Its about a 50% chance to enslave a unit, so i'd need to kill 68 Native units.... yeah not possible... unless you expand the possible enslaved units to include any unit on African soil (this would actually make MORE sense).
So in my game this is what the euro nations were in the slave trade:
Portugal - #1 Buyer of slaves, even before adopting Colonialism, then warred me because i wouldnt give mbazna away.
France - Did not want slaves at all, yet founded colonies in America, didnt have the Colonialism Civic running.
England - Wanted to buy slaves, but then a stupid Catholic Congress decided to stop trading with England... So yeah England was mad at me for over 100 years which is beyond ridiculous - I should of just declared war on England and made peace and I bet it would of been less than 100 years...
Spain - Liked to buy slaves but then after a while, just stopped. Its like Phillip II got bored after running them about in his farm.
Netherlands - They bought one slave....
UHV3: Enter the Industrial Era before anyone enters the Global Era
Solution - At the start of your game put your spy slider to 100% and then later on gift crappy cities to netherlands and germany and then spam your spies in those cities to do tech stealing missions.
Yeah thats just impossible... Firstly its just abusing game mechanics...
Secondly... It doesnt even work anymore! Netherlands and Germany dont want crappy cities in Africa and only Portugal will take them. And with the new tech layout its impossible to get your spy points up that high...
Other ridiculous stuff happened during that UHV... such as Portugal wanting Durban.... okay???? I dont believe Durban is next to one of these cities - (Sao Salvador, Quelimane, Muscat, Goa, Cochin, Malacca, Canton). Thats another thing that needs to be fixed - Tell us where trading companies are going to go. Dont say "France will get one city in South India" and then suddenly theres 15 units in IndoChina, like come on...
By the way, before you all ask. I played this in Heir mode. Normal Speed. 600AD Start.
Either way, its IMPOSSIBLE to do the Congo UHV
I get it - Who wants to play as the Congo in DoC. But come on.... at least make it doable. Whats the point in playing DoC if you cant even do a UHV in HEIR MODE...