"Conspiracy Theories" that you believe in!

[GoodSarmatian]

I had a discussion with a friend about the recent G20 riots and opined how stupid it was to hold the summit not only in one the most left-wing cities of the country, but one of the most left wing areas in the city. He made the counterpoint that it wasn't stupid at all and the government specifically chose the location because it would make violence more likely. The chief of police also did contribute to the escalation when he -rather illegally- closed down a protester camp that was registered and approved by the city.
Now we have a public debate about left-wing terrorism and extremism in the middle of an election campaign. How convenient for Merkel. Lucky old Merkel.

 

[Birdjaguar]

Er...

I think nutritionists have known that it's complicated for a while.

That was my ongoing poke at our esteemed president. "Who knew healthcare would be so complicated?"

 

[onejayhawk]

That was my ongoing poke at our esteemed president. "Who knew healthcare would be so complicated?"

But, no one cares.

 

[Sommerswerd]

But, no one cares.

Yep... just like no one cares about the Kardashians. Everyone will tell you "No" if you ask if they follow the Kardashians or if they've watched the show or looked at the pictures or videos or read the articles etc...

And yet... they manage to stay on TV and in the news somehow... so that means everyone is full of squeeze when they say they don't care. The exact same situation is happening with Trump for many of the same reasons. The guy in the cartoon is moaning and groaning about the coverage of the Trump handshake...

But he's still sitting there watching it.

 

[onejayhawk]

You noticed the hand on the channel sufer, right?

Kardashians? Are they why ESPN went to hades?

Some right wing anti-media group is reporting that CNN spent 83% of their time on Russia. Even if not 100% accurate, it supports the proposition that CNN has dropped the ball everything else. Trump's administration is doing things in the various administrations and departments that the Bush's could not have even attempted.

Seriously guys, go back to reporting the news and the sports in excessive detail. Let National Inquirer handle this stuff.

J

 

[Zkribbler]

Since man first crawled out of the primordial ooze, the most pressing question has always been: boxers or briefs?

Suddenly, in all the department stores here, all brands of underwear no longer offer briefs. They've been universally replaced with flyless monstrosities which I can only describe as man panties. Man panties, I tell you, they're man panties!!

This is obviously the product of a dark and evil conspiracy.

 

[GoodSarmatian]

Since man first crawled out of the primordial ooze, the most pressing question has always been: boxers or briefs?

Suddenly, in all the department stores here, all brands of underwear no longer offer briefs. They've been universally replaced with flyless monstrosities which I can only describe as man panties. Man panties, I tell you, they're man panties!!

This is obviously the product of a dark and evil conspiracy.

That's because Coastal Intellectual Elites* want to make your balls warmer and access to your genitals as inconveniet as possible. It's all part of the NaziCommunistSpaceLizards'** War on Male Vitality. The Sexual Bolsheviks*** want to make intersexual intercourse as awkward as possible and drive us all to buggery/lesbianism.

#WhiteGenocide




*Jews
**Jews
***Jews

 

[Valka D'Ur]

Since man first crawled out of the primordial ooze, the most pressing question has always been: boxers or briefs?

Suddenly, in all the department stores here, all brands of underwear no longer offer briefs. They've been universally replaced with flyless monstrosities which I can only describe as man panties. Man panties, I tell you, they're man panties!!

This is obviously the product of a dark and evil conspiracy.

Wear a kilt. As long as you don't go outside on windy days, nobody will ever know.

 

[Sommerswerd]

Wear a kilt. As long as you don't go outside on windy days, nobody will ever know.

I'm quite sure that if I leave the house with a kilt on... everyone will know... regardless of whether its a windy day or not.

 

[Zkribbler]

I'dd know. I'd be flippin'! I'd be floppin'!

 

[tjs282]

I'dd know. I'd be flippin'! I'd be floppin'!

And in winter (especially in Canada), you'd be shrinkin'...

 

[Borachio]

See, that's the thing.

It can shrink so far that you can't actually find it.

And in hot weather the reverse is true.

During the latest heatwave, it nearly had one of my eyes out.

Bloomin' thing!

And when you tell women about all this, they just don't seem to understand. Or they go on and on about menstruation.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

Not even remotely the same thing, Borachio.

 

[Borachio]

See? See?

That's exactly the sort of attitude that led to the situation we find ourselves in today: men losing their eyesight in hot weather and women telling us not to make a fuss about nothing.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

This has crossed over into "sincerely not amused" territory.

 

[yung.carl.jung]

Boxers and briefs are for geeks. My junk's in my trunks.