Corrupt a Wish

[TheSunIsDark]

Corrupt the previous person's wish, then make one of your own.

There is no two post rule!

Example:

Person 1: I wish for an iPad.

Person 2: Granted, it drops on your head from the sky.

I'll start:

I wish for an ice cream cone.

 

[dragonprobably]

Granted, but it's Raw Horseflesh flavored.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.

 

[TheSunIsDark]

Granted, but you crash.

I wish I could beat Deity without cheating.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Granted. You were tricked into killing a light deity with mistletoe. Thank you for setting the world into darkness!

I wish to be made Lord Protector of Great Britain.

 

[TheSunIsDark]

Granted, but you are unpopular and get assassinated.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Granted, but you are unpopular and get assassinated.

I wish I could fly.

Granted. You can move by flying, which you do very, very slowly. Also: your targeted a flock of hawks.

I wish people did not break the two post rules.

 

[WhiteRobber]

granted, but now they answer to themselves, which is technically not against the two-post rule.

I wish for an iguana.

 

[TheSunIsDark]

Granted, but it is dead.

I wish for cake.

 

[dragonprobably]

Granted, but it was a lie.

I wish I was good at concentrating.

 

[WhiteRobber]

granted, but every time you concentrate, you age 25 years per second.
I wish I had money for a new PC.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Granted but this is the money for a PC at your time: just as you head to buy inflation occurs, making the money you got for a PC unable to buy a cup of tea.

I wish to be made emperor of Britannia.

 

[TheSunIsDark]

Granted, after nuclear war makes it uninhabitable.

I wish there will not be a Third World War over Ukraine.

 

[WhiteRobber]

Granted. It will be over the rest of the world.
I wish I could play World of Warcraft.

 

[TheSunIsDark]

Granted, but your account gets hacked.

I wish for world peace.

 

[WhiteRobber]

granted, but everyone dies.
I wish nobody would mention the two-post rule ever again.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Granted: they just bang you head in for breaking it instead. See no mentioning it?

I wish to have a jar of honey.

 

[TheSunIsDark]

Granted, but you drop it.

I wish the cake was not a lie.

 

[WhiteRobber]

granted, but you are a lie.
I wish I wouldn't be ugly.

 

[TheSunIsDark]

Granted, but you are trapped in an IOT game.

I wish for 1000 Modern Armors.

 

[WhiteRobber]

granted, but the enemy just finished building his 6666th Modern Armor , so yeah.....

I wish it would stop snowing in here... Gosh, it's freezing... I wouldn't mind heat at all.