Corrupt a Wish

[Ailedhoo]

Granted. They conquer the Balkans and turn Romania into a militarised area of testing.

I wish for a pet goat.

 

[TheSunIsDark]

Granted, but it eats your shoes and then dies.

I wish for £1,000,000,000.

 

[dragonprobably]

Granted, but as soon as you get it, Inflation occurs and now it is the equivalent of £1.

I wish for a glass of lemonade.

 

[TheSunIsDark]

Granted, but the glass weighs 10 tons. And it gets put in your hand.

I wish for cancer to be cured.

 

[WhiteRobber]

Granted, but everyone who gets cured of cancer is now missing his legs, his arms, his genitals, his ears and his hair and has a massive nosebleed.

I wish I could wish for something meaningful

 

[TheSunIsDark]

Granted, but it always gets corrupted.

I wish for gold.

And btw, your corruption said they were NOT missing all those things and just had a massive nosebleed. I'm sure that isn't as bad as cancer...

 

[Ailedhoo]

Granted. You have your gold: you have been turned into a golden statue and will remain as such, unable to move yet aware and alive, forever.

I would wish people started to respect the 2 post rule but I am not going to wish for that. Instead I will wish that I had the ability of mind control.

 

[TheSunIsDark]

Granted, but everyone knows that you're doing it when you drive someone to rob a bank for you.

I wish people wouldn't think that this had a two post rule

 

[WhiteRobber]

granted, but they still apply it.

I wish I wouldn't make mistakes when typing fast.

And the mistake earlier... look at it again. One single letter and the whole thing went to crap. THAT'S WHY I WANT TO TYPE WITHOUT MISTAKES.

 

[dragonprobably]

Granted, but now you make mistakes when typing at your normal pace.

I wish to end world hunger.

 

[TheSunIsDark]

Granted, but world thirst starts.

I wish for a fridge.

 

[WhiteRobber]

granted. It's in a volcano. Go get it before.... *BOOM* nevermind.

I wish for strawberries.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Granted... but they are all out of date and rotten!

I wish to be able to speak any language.

 

[dragonprobably]

Granted, but you can't speak the language that is most convenient.

I wish I had a robot.

 

[TheSunIsDark]

Granted but it rips your head off

I wish for qqaG

 

[WhiteRobber]

granted. But noooo, Error 404 .You can still use it as... a cupholder.... I think.
I wish people wouldn't say this is not a proper wish.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Granted. Its a curse instead. The nature of the curse? Wait and see!

I wish to be made Emperor of France.

 

[TheSunIsDark]

Granted! You swap minds with Napoleon at Waterloo.

I wish you could spell "beyond".

 

[WhiteRobber]

not granted.

I wish for a rant from the guy who will corrupt this wish.

 

[dragonprobably]

No.

I wish to be a fairy.