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Corrupt a Wish

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by TheSunIsDark, Apr 8, 2014.

  1. Ailedhoo

    Ailedhoo wonderer

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    Granted. They conquer the Balkans and turn Romania into a militarised area of testing.

    I wish for a pet goat.
     
  2. TheSunIsDark

    TheSunIsDark Settled Great Scientist

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    Granted, but it eats your shoes and then dies.

    I wish for £1,000,000,000.
     
  3. MartinLuther

    MartinLuther look at this kawaii anime boy i found :)

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    Granted, but as soon as you get it, Inflation occurs and now it is the equivalent of £1.

    I wish for a glass of lemonade.
     
  4. TheSunIsDark

    TheSunIsDark Settled Great Scientist

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    Granted, but the glass weighs 10 tons. And it gets put in your hand.

    I wish for cancer to be cured.
     
  5. WhiteRobber

    WhiteRobber Twinkle twinkle Wunderbar

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    Granted, but everyone who gets cured of cancer is now missing his legs, his arms, his genitals, his ears and his hair and has a massive nosebleed.

    I wish I could wish for something meaningful
     
  6. TheSunIsDark

    TheSunIsDark Settled Great Scientist

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    Granted, but it always gets corrupted.

    I wish for gold.

    And btw, your corruption said they were NOT missing all those things and just had a massive nosebleed. I'm sure that isn't as bad as cancer...
     
  7. Ailedhoo

    Ailedhoo wonderer

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    Granted. You have your gold: you have been turned into a golden statue and will remain as such, unable to move yet aware and alive, forever.

    I would wish people started to respect the 2 post rule but I am not going to wish for that. Instead I will wish that I had the ability of mind control.
     
  8. TheSunIsDark

    TheSunIsDark Settled Great Scientist

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    Granted, but everyone knows that you're doing it when you drive someone to rob a bank for you.

    I wish people wouldn't think that this had a two post rule
     
  9. WhiteRobber

    WhiteRobber Twinkle twinkle Wunderbar

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    granted, but they still apply it.

    I wish I wouldn't make mistakes when typing fast.

    And the mistake earlier... look at it again. One single letter and the whole thing went to crap. THAT'S WHY I WANT TO TYPE WITHOUT MISTAKES.
     
  10. MartinLuther

    MartinLuther look at this kawaii anime boy i found :)

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    Granted, but now you make mistakes when typing at your normal pace.

    I wish to end world hunger.
     
  11. TheSunIsDark

    TheSunIsDark Settled Great Scientist

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    Granted, but world thirst starts.

    I wish for a fridge.
     
  12. WhiteRobber

    WhiteRobber Twinkle twinkle Wunderbar

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    granted. It's in a volcano. Go get it before.... *BOOM* nevermind.

    I wish for strawberries.
     
  13. Ailedhoo

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    Granted... but they are all out of date and rotten!

    I wish to be able to speak any language.
     
  14. MartinLuther

    MartinLuther look at this kawaii anime boy i found :)

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    Granted, but you can't speak the language that is most convenient.

    I wish I had a robot.
     
  15. TheSunIsDark

    TheSunIsDark Settled Great Scientist

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    Granted but it rips your head off

    I wish for qqaG
     
  16. WhiteRobber

    WhiteRobber Twinkle twinkle Wunderbar

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    granted. But noooo, Error 404 .You can still use it as... a cupholder.... I think.
    I wish people wouldn't say this is not a proper wish.
     
  17. Ailedhoo

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    Granted. Its a curse instead. The nature of the curse? Wait and see!

    I wish to be made Emperor of France.
     
  18. TheSunIsDark

    TheSunIsDark Settled Great Scientist

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    Granted! You swap minds with Napoleon at Waterloo.

    I wish you could spell "beyond".
     
  19. WhiteRobber

    WhiteRobber Twinkle twinkle Wunderbar

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    not granted.

    I wish for a rant from the guy who will corrupt this wish.
     
  20. MartinLuther

    MartinLuther look at this kawaii anime boy i found :)

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    No.

    I wish to be a fairy.
     

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