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Corrupt a Wish

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by TheSunIsDark, Apr 8, 2014.

  1. TheSunIsDark

    TheSunIsDark Settled Great Scientist

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    granted, it starts hailing

    I wish it was easier to type on my tablet
     
  2. MartinLuther

    MartinLuther look at this kawaii anime boy i found :)

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    Granted, but the keys are bigger than the tablet.

    I wish this wish won't get corrupted. :smug:
     
  3. WhiteRobber

    WhiteRobber Twinkle twinkle Wunderbar

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    Your wish won't get corrupted, but it's not granted either.

    I wish everyone ( me included) would simply die tomorrow at 8:31 PM
     
  4. TheSunIsDark

    TheSunIsDark Settled Great Scientist

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    Granted, but everyone comes back to life the next second.

    I wish this wish will be corrupted.
     
  5. WhiteRobber

    WhiteRobber Twinkle twinkle Wunderbar

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    granted, but two cops come in and arrest it for corruption.
    I wish for a horseshoe.
     
  6. CivDad

    CivDad King of Garama

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    Granted, but it has razor-sharp blades which decapitate you.

    I wish for a house.
     
  7. MartinLuther

    MartinLuther look at this kawaii anime boy i found :)

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    Granted but it's in Detroit.

    I wish I was leader of the world.
     
  8. TheSunIsDark

    TheSunIsDark Settled Great Scientist

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    Granted but the earth is destroyed by nuclear warfare.

    I wish for a Ferrari.
     
  9. WhiteRobber

    WhiteRobber Twinkle twinkle Wunderbar

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  10. CivDad

    CivDad King of Garama

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    Granted, but the corruption backfires on you.

    I wish for Elder Scrolls VI to be set in Black Marsh.
     
  11. TheSunIsDark

    TheSunIsDark Settled Great Scientist

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    Granted, but you can't play it.

    I wish I could win on deity difficulty without cheating
     
  12. Ailedhoo

    Ailedhoo wonderer

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    Granted but it takes ages and the time you win you realised that you have starved to death.

    I wish for visions of the future.
     
  13. TheSunIsDark

    TheSunIsDark Settled Great Scientist

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    Granted, the visions are so horrible you kill yourself before realising that the visions are from the year 5736 and on Alpha Centauri.

    I wish I could time travel
     
  14. MartinLuther

    MartinLuther look at this kawaii anime boy i found :)

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    Granted, but you get executed in Revolutionary France.

    I wish my dog would stop biting me.
     
  15. Ailedhoo

    Ailedhoo wonderer

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    Granted. Your dog starts crawling you instead.

    I wish to be able to play Chairman Yang in the upcoming "Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond Earth"
     
  16. CivDad

    CivDad King of Garama

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    Granted You can only play as him.

    I wish for Caveman to Cosmos to become an actual game.
     
  17. WhiteRobber

    WhiteRobber Twinkle twinkle Wunderbar

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    granted, but it has 9D technology, and you're the caveman. Send us a postcard from cosmos.

    I wish for three Mexicans
     
  18. MartinLuther

    MartinLuther look at this kawaii anime boy i found :)

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    Granted, but they can't make good nachos.

    I wish for nachos.
     
  19. CivDad

    CivDad King of Garama

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    Granted, but there are so many that the sea level rises one mile.

    I wish for cake.
     
  20. WhiteRobber

    WhiteRobber Twinkle twinkle Wunderbar

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    granted, you get the biggest Manure Cake in America.

    I wish Crimea was a thing.
     

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