Corrupt a Wish

[TheSunIsDark]

granted, but the enemy just finished building his 6666th Modern Armor , so yeah.....

I wish it would stop snowing in here... Gosh, it's freezing... I wouldn't mind heat at all.

granted, it starts hailing

I wish it was easier to type on my tablet

 

[dragonprobably]

Granted, but the keys are bigger than the tablet.

I wish this wish won't get corrupted.

 

[WhiteRobber]

Your wish won't get corrupted, but it's not granted either.

I wish everyone ( me included) would simply die tomorrow at 8:31 PM

 

[TheSunIsDark]

Granted, but everyone comes back to life the next second.

I wish this wish will be corrupted.

 

[WhiteRobber]

granted, but two cops come in and arrest it for corruption.
I wish for a horseshoe.

 

[CivDad]

Granted, but it has razor-sharp blades which decapitate you.

I wish for a house.

 

[dragonprobably]

Granted but it's in Detroit.

I wish I was leader of the world.

 

[TheSunIsDark]

Granted but the earth is destroyed by nuclear warfare.

I wish for a Ferrari.

 

[WhiteRobber]

You get this :
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSChjheFGXTOI7IrFq9ncHHgSqmXXp5vX04Pj0JtTU2Um8TcFyLLg

It's technically a Ferrari.

I wish I could make better corruptions of people's wishes.

 

[CivDad]

Granted, but the corruption backfires on you.

I wish for Elder Scrolls VI to be set in Black Marsh.

 

[TheSunIsDark]

Granted, but you can't play it.

I wish I could win on deity difficulty without cheating

 

[Ailedhoo]

Granted but it takes ages and the time you win you realised that you have starved to death.

I wish for visions of the future.

 

[TheSunIsDark]

Granted, the visions are so horrible you kill yourself before realising that the visions are from the year 5736 and on Alpha Centauri.

I wish I could time travel

 

[dragonprobably]

Granted, but you get executed in Revolutionary France.

I wish my dog would stop biting me.

 

[Ailedhoo]

Granted. Your dog starts crawling you instead.

I wish to be able to play Chairman Yang in the upcoming "Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond Earth"

 

[CivDad]

Granted You can only play as him.

I wish for Caveman to Cosmos to become an actual game.

 

[WhiteRobber]

granted, but it has 9D technology, and you're the caveman. Send us a postcard from cosmos.

I wish for three Mexicans

 

[dragonprobably]

Granted, but they can't make good nachos.

I wish for nachos.

 

[CivDad]

Granted, but there are so many that the sea level rises one mile.

I wish for cake.

 

[WhiteRobber]

granted, you get the biggest Manure Cake in America.

I wish Crimea was a thing.