Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by TheSunIsDark, Apr 8, 2014.
granted, it starts hailing
I wish it was easier to type on my tablet
Granted, but the keys are bigger than the tablet.
I wish this wish won't get corrupted.
Your wish won't get corrupted, but it's not granted either.
I wish everyone ( me included) would simply die tomorrow at 8:31 PM
Granted, but everyone comes back to life the next second.
I wish this wish will be corrupted.
granted, but two cops come in and arrest it for corruption.
I wish for a horseshoe.
Granted, but it has razor-sharp blades which decapitate you.
I wish for a house.
Granted but it's in Detroit.
I wish I was leader of the world.
Granted but the earth is destroyed by nuclear warfare.
I wish for a Ferrari.
You get this :
It's technically a Ferrari.
I wish I could make better corruptions of people's wishes.
Granted, but the corruption backfires on you.
I wish for Elder Scrolls VI to be set in Black Marsh.
Granted, but you can't play it.
I wish I could win on deity difficulty without cheating
Granted but it takes ages and the time you win you realised that you have starved to death.
I wish for visions of the future.
Granted, the visions are so horrible you kill yourself before realising that the visions are from the year 5736 and on Alpha Centauri.
I wish I could time travel
Granted, but you get executed in Revolutionary France.
I wish my dog would stop biting me.
Granted. Your dog starts crawling you instead.
I wish to be able to play Chairman Yang in the upcoming "Sid Meier's Civilization: Beyond Earth"
Granted You can only play as him.
I wish for Caveman to Cosmos to become an actual game.
granted, but it has 9D technology, and you're the caveman. Send us a postcard from cosmos.
I wish for three Mexicans
Granted, but they can't make good nachos.
I wish for nachos.
Granted, but there are so many that the sea level rises one mile.
I wish for cake.
granted, you get the biggest Manure Cake in America.
I wish Crimea was a thing.
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