Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by TheSunIsDark, Apr 8, 2014.
It's a poisonous fish.
I wish for all the expansions to Civ V.
You get them, but you pirated them, so Gaben brings down the banhammer on you, preventing you from ever accessing Civ5 again.
I wish for this thread to stay alive
Granted, but it happens 5 years later.
I wish I could travel anywhere in the world instantly.
Granted, but once you've instantly traveled there you cannot move or even so much as breathe for the duration it would have taken you to travel there. By foot.
I wish for a way to put an end to racism.
granted. everyone is now the same race.
i wish everyone enjoys their life.
Granted, the one person named 'everyone' enjoys their life. However, every other person on the planet beside them is now experiencing clinical depression.
I wish we were all united under one government as opposed to squabbling among ourselves.
granted. it's called the U.N.
i wish people cared more for each other.
Granted, stalking is now considered normal.
I wish that people would stop squabbling over what religion each of us is.
Granted. They escalate from squabbling to biological and chemical weapons.
I wish only safe drivers were allowed on roads.
Granted: All the unsafe drivers become Helicopter piolets instead.
I wish my preorders for the PS5 and XBox series X went through.
Granted, but your singular extra preorder pushes both companies over the edge of supply and demand and neither console is ever released.
I wish I had more money in my bank account.
Granted, but you don't know where it came from, and the feds come knocking since it was someone whitewashing money through you by mistake.
I wish I became a succesful musician
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