TheSunIsDark
Settled Great Scientist
Granted, but you get trapped in a box by someone trying to prove that fairies exist.
I wish for cake.
I wish for cake.
Not granted. Anyone that wishes for that much cake should be in a diet!
I wish for more wishes.
Granted. He is riding a meteor which hits and kills you.
I wish for.
Granted, but he keeps whining that it's all your fault when it clearly is his.
I wish I was a fish.
Granted.But you got sniped by aliens.
I wish I could play World of Warcraft.