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Corrupt a Wish

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by TheSunIsDark, Apr 8, 2014.

  1. TheSunIsDark

    TheSunIsDark Settled Great Scientist

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    Granted, but you get trapped in a box by someone trying to prove that fairies exist.

    I wish for cake.
     
  2. Mitchum

    Mitchum Deity

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    Not granted. Anyone that wishes for that much cake should be in a diet!

    I wish for more wishes.
     
  3. isnorden

    isnorden Amnesiac Modder

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    Granted, but you find yourself compelled to use every new wish for more wishes, trapping yourself in an infinite wish-loop.

    I wish the attack on the World Trade Center had never succeeded.
     
  4. Mitchum

    Mitchum Deity

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    I'll grant you that one wish with no strings attached. ;)

    I wish I could get out of my infinite wish loop.
     
  5. isnorden

    isnorden Amnesiac Modder

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    Granted, but the magical backlash causes all the other intelligent life-form in the cosmos to get one corrupted wish each.

    I wish for the cutest, cuddliest, most harmless and utterly friendly teddy bear in the world. *gulps nervously*
     
  6. CivDad

    CivDad King of Garama

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    Granted. He is riding a meteor which hits and kills you.

    I wish for :nuke:.
     
  7. isnorden

    isnorden Amnesiac Modder

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    Granted. The bomb is barely strong enough to vaporize the building you occupy; you join me as a ghost.

    I wish I could make whoever is twisting our wishes suffer as badly as we have.
     
  8. MartinLuther

    MartinLuther look at this kawaii anime boy i found :)

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    Granted, but he keeps whining that it's all your fault when it clearly is his.

    I wish I was a fish.
     
  9. isnorden

    isnorden Amnesiac Modder

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    Granted; you become a near-dead goldfish and find yourself being flushed down a toilet while a six-year-old girl cries hysterically.

    I wish I could code any Civ5 mod perfectly.
     
  10. TheSunIsDark

    TheSunIsDark Settled Great Scientist

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    Granted, but your copy of Civ5 is broken and you have no internet access so they're useless.

    I wish I could win on Deity difficulty without cheating.
     
  11. Elephantium

    Elephantium Elephants think that people are cute, like puppies

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    Granted, but it's a modded version of the game to make Deity difficulty equivalent Chieftain.

    I wish I could have watched the lunar eclipse tonight without being so cold.
     
  12. WhiteRobber

    WhiteRobber Twinkle twinkle Wunderbar

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    Granted.But you got sniped by aliens.


    I wish I could play World of Warcraft.
     
  13. isnorden

    isnorden Amnesiac Modder

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    Granted; but the server is infected with a virus that floods every player's computer with annoying pop-up ads, slowing battles to a crawl.

    I wish all my debts were paid off in full.
     
  14. WhiteRobber

    WhiteRobber Twinkle twinkle Wunderbar

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    granted, but now you have MY debts.

    I really wish the corruption of the above guy's wish be real.
     
  15. MartinLuther

    MartinLuther look at this kawaii anime boy i found :)

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    Granted, but you and her debts switch.

    I wish for revolution.
     
  16. Mitchum

    Mitchum Deity

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    Granted, your copy of Civ Revolution arrives in the mail today (but the CD is scratched).

    I wish my dog were potty trained.
     
  17. isnorden

    isnorden Amnesiac Modder

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    Granted, but the dog now keeps you awake with loud flushing at unreasonable hours.

    I wish I had my body back, in the condition it had before that meteor killed me.
     
  18. WhiteRobber

    WhiteRobber Twinkle twinkle Wunderbar

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    Granted. You also have three heads now.

    I wish for pretzels.
     
  19. MartinLuther

    MartinLuther look at this kawaii anime boy i found :)

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    Granted, but they have no salt.

    I wish for a taco.
     
  20. WhiteRobber

    WhiteRobber Twinkle twinkle Wunderbar

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    granted, but it's ant-sized.
    note, i like my pretzels without salt, so thanks.

    I wish for a full-blown war in Crimea.
     

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