• Civ7 is already available! Happy playing :).

Corrupt a Wish

Not granted. Anyone that wishes for that much cake should be in a diet!

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, but you find yourself compelled to use every new wish for more wishes, trapping yourself in an infinite wish-loop.

I wish the attack on the World Trade Center had never succeeded.
 
Granted, but the magical backlash causes all the other intelligent life-form in the cosmos to get one corrupted wish each.

I wish for the cutest, cuddliest, most harmless and utterly friendly teddy bear in the world. *gulps nervously*
 
Granted. He is riding a meteor which hits and kills you.

I wish for :nuke:.
 
Granted. He is riding a meteor which hits and kills you.

I wish for :nuke:.

Granted. The bomb is barely strong enough to vaporize the building you occupy; you join me as a ghost.

I wish I could make whoever is twisting our wishes suffer as badly as we have.
 
Granted, but he keeps whining that it's all your fault when it clearly is his.

I wish I was a fish.

Granted; you become a near-dead goldfish and find yourself being flushed down a toilet while a six-year-old girl cries hysterically.

I wish I could code any Civ5 mod perfectly.
 
Granted, but your copy of Civ5 is broken and you have no internet access so they're useless.

I wish I could win on Deity difficulty without cheating.
 
Granted, but it's a modded version of the game to make Deity difficulty equivalent Chieftain.

I wish I could have watched the lunar eclipse tonight without being so cold.
 
Granted.But you got sniped by aliens.


I wish I could play World of Warcraft.
 
Granted.But you got sniped by aliens.


I wish I could play World of Warcraft.

Granted; but the server is infected with a virus that floods every player's computer with annoying pop-up ads, slowing battles to a crawl.

I wish all my debts were paid off in full.
 
granted, but now you have MY debts.

I really wish the corruption of the above guy's wish be real.
 
Granted, your copy of Civ Revolution arrives in the mail today (but the CD is scratched).

I wish my dog were potty trained.
 
Granted, but the dog now keeps you awake with loud flushing at unreasonable hours.

I wish I had my body back, in the condition it had before that meteor killed me.
 
Granted. You also have three heads now.

I wish for pretzels.
 
granted, but it's ant-sized.
note, i like my pretzels without salt, so thanks.

I wish for a full-blown war in Crimea.
 
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