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Corrupt a Wish

Everyone in Crimea dies as a result, also your pretzels catch on fire.

I wish I was a pirate.

Granted; you face a federal prison sentence and a multimillion-dollar civil suit for spreading bootleg copies of Civ5 Complete Edition.

I wish my computer's performance would improve by 1000% -- without destroying itself, any person, or the world as a result.
 
I wish my computer's performance would improve by 1000% -- without destroying itself, any person, or the world as a result.

Granted... but the heat from the hard drive spinning so fast causes a surge in your electrical system causing your house to burn down. Your desktop PC miraculously survives the fire but nothing else and now you have no house, no money and no way to use your uber-cool, super-fast computer.

I wish this game would end!!
 
Granted, but it sucks.

I wish for 31 russian immigrants
 
Granted. They nuke you.

I wish for :gold:.
 
Granted. The apocalypse happens the next day.

I wish for :culture:.
 
Granted. *BOOM.*

I wish the Google Chrome browser would disappear.
 
Granted. Other civs build Modern Armors.
EDIT::ninja:'d

I wish for :espionage:.
 
Granted. It lasts 1 turn.

I wish for :traderoute:.
 
Granted, you've just settled your second city and everyone else is in Mercantilism.

I wish Tokugawa would open borders, he's blocking all my trade routes!
 
Granted, Tokugawa culture-bombs you soon Afterwards.

I wish for this thread to be reborn.
 
Granted: it gets spammed into long posts about nothing.

I wish for coffee.
 
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