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Corrupt a Wish

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by TheSunIsDark, Apr 8, 2014.

  1. MartinLuther

    MartinLuther look at this kawaii anime boy i found :)

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    Everyone in Crimea dies as a result, also your pretzels catch on fire.

    I wish I was a pirate.
     
  2. isnorden

    isnorden Amnesiac Modder

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    Granted; you face a federal prison sentence and a multimillion-dollar civil suit for spreading bootleg copies of Civ5 Complete Edition.

    I wish my computer's performance would improve by 1000% -- without destroying itself, any person, or the world as a result.
     
  3. Mitchum

    Mitchum Deity

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    Granted... but the heat from the hard drive spinning so fast causes a surge in your electrical system causing your house to burn down. Your desktop PC miraculously survives the fire but nothing else and now you have no house, no money and no way to use your uber-cool, super-fast computer.

    I wish this game would end!!
     
  4. TheSunIsDark

    TheSunIsDark Settled Great Scientist

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    Granted, but it restarts.

    I wish for a mech inf.
     
  5. WhiteRobber

    WhiteRobber Twinkle twinkle Wunderbar

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    Granted, but it sucks.

    I wish for 31 russian immigrants
     
  6. CivDad

    CivDad King of Garama

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    Granted. They nuke you.

    I wish for :gold:.
     
  7. MartinLuther

    MartinLuther look at this kawaii anime boy i found :)

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    Granted, but it's just 3 pennies.

    I wish everyone had a good Easter.
     
  8. CivDad

    CivDad King of Garama

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    Granted. The apocalypse happens the next day.

    I wish for :culture:.
     
  9. Ailedhoo

    Ailedhoo wonderer

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    Granted: your cities are taken by your fellow civ's culture.

    I wish for :science:
     
  10. WhiteRobber

    WhiteRobber Twinkle twinkle Wunderbar

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    Granted. *BOOM.*

    I wish the Google Chrome browser would disappear.
     
  11. TheSunIsDark

    TheSunIsDark Settled Great Scientist

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    Granted. 1 extra BPT.

    I wish for :gp:
     
  12. WhiteRobber

    WhiteRobber Twinkle twinkle Wunderbar

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    Granted. You get Hitler.

    I wish for :spear:
     
  13. TheSunIsDark

    TheSunIsDark Settled Great Scientist

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    Granted. You're in the tank.

    I wish for another Great Spy for my Cultural victory.
     
  14. CivDad

    CivDad King of Garama

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    Granted. Other civs build Modern Armors.
    EDIT::ninja:'d

    I wish for :espionage:.
     
  15. TheSunIsDark

    TheSunIsDark Settled Great Scientist

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    Granted. I just do my cheesy espionage "culture" victory with the help of Charlemagne.

    I wish for a Golden Age.
     
  16. CivDad

    CivDad King of Garama

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    Granted. It lasts 1 turn.

    I wish for :traderoute:.
     
  17. TheSunIsDark

    TheSunIsDark Settled Great Scientist

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    Granted, you've just settled your second city and everyone else is in Mercantilism.

    I wish Tokugawa would open borders, he's blocking all my trade routes!
     
  18. CivDad

    CivDad King of Garama

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    Granted, Tokugawa culture-bombs you soon Afterwards.

    I wish for this thread to be reborn.
     
  19. Ailedhoo

    Ailedhoo wonderer

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    Granted: it gets spammed into long posts about nothing.

    I wish for coffee.
     
  20. TheSunIsDark

    TheSunIsDark Settled Great Scientist

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    Granted. You spill it and get burnt.

    I wish for a fish.
     

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