Crazy interpretations of songs you like.

[Cynovolans]

Link to video.

Mama, he treats your daughter mean!

Mama, your dating a predator!

 

[Clement]

Weird Al's Yoda


Link to video.

Sadly i've never been very good at writing lyrics, weird Al does it so much better than me hehe.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Heartbreaker's Beach Party
Written by: Tom Petty

Heartbreaker's Beach Party yeah
Heartbreaker's Beach Party yeah

We're gonna have a cookout
We're gonna wear a mumus
We're gonna have potato salad
And lots of weiners too

Heartbreaker's Beach Party yeah
Heartbreaker's Beach Party yeah

We're gonna do the dog
We're gonna do the swim
We're gonna wear mosquito repellent
Play on the jungle jam

Heartbreaker's Beach Party yeah
Heartbreaker's Beach Party yeah

All right Jones, lets dig some clams

My interpretation: HEARTBREAKERS GONE WILD!!!!!!!

 

[sophie]

eww, 2x post.

 

[sophie]

My interpretation: HEARTBREAKERS GONE WILD!!!!!!!

Nah, the song is really about the bands' deeply repressed homosexual feelings.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Nah, the song is really about the bands' deeply repressed homosexual feelings.

 

[sophie]

I'm not reading that. I'm only telling you how I interpret the song.

This thread shouldn't be about TP, anyway.

 

[Graceheart the Leopard]

Link to video.

Spoiler :

I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade
He'd let us in, knows where we've been
In his octopus' garden in the shade

I'd ask my friends to come and see
An octopus' garden with me
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade.

We would be warm below the storm
In our little hideaway beneath the waves
Resting our head on the sea bed
In an octopus' garden near a cave

We would sing and dance around
because we know we can't be found
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade

We would shout and swim about
The coral that lies beneath the waves
(Lies beneath the ocean waves)
Oh what joy for every girl and boy
Knowing they're happy and they're safe
(Happy and they're safe)

We would be so happy you and me
No one there to tell us what to do
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden with you.

In the town of Innsmouth (which is full of human/Deep One hybrids), a Cthulhu cultist longs for the day when he finally becomes a full Deep One so he can swim to the sunken city of R'yleh and finally meet his god.

 

[W|M]

Burnin' For You by Blue Oyster Cult

Spoiler :

Home in the valley
Home in the city
Home isn't pretty
Ain't no home for me

Home in the darkness
Home on the highway
Home isn't my way
Home will never be

Burn out the day
Burn out the night
I can't see no reason to put up a fight
I'm living for giving the devil his due

And I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you
I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you

Time is the essence
Time is the season
Time ain't no reason
Got no time to slow

Time everlasting
Time to play besides
Time ain't on my side
Time I'll never know

Burn out the day
Burn out the night
I'm not the one to tell you what's wrong or what's right
I've seen signs of what (freezing their eyes) went through

Well I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you
I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you

Burn out the day
Burn out the night
I can't see no reason to put up a fight
I'm living for giving the devil his due

And I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you [repeat]

This is about someone literally burning themselves to save his/her friend.

 

[_random_]

Closeted homosexuals displaying exaggerated heterosexual tendencies but failing to create lasting relationships isn't unheard of...

 

[sophie]

Closeted homosexuals displaying exaggerated heterosexual tendencies but failing to create lasting relationships isn't unheard of...

Oh yes, I'm sure they're "close"

 

[Serutan]

Link to video.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

Closeted homosexuals displaying exaggerated heterosexual tendencies but failing to create lasting relationships isn't unheard of...

Oh yes, I'm sure they're "close"

actually, the heartbreakers are surprisingly modest, which is what makes that interview all the more hilarious. in fact when i first saw it i thought it was a fake until i tracked down the entire article.

by the way, petty was married to his first wife for 22 years and has been married to his second for 10 years i think. and he has two daughters.

 

[sophie]

by the way, petty was married to his first wife for 22 years and has been married to his second for 10 years i think. and he has two daughters.

All a cover, I say, all a cover!

We all know TP whiles away his days thinking of "wieners" and "doing the dog"

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

well, in another interview he talks about it, that it was the end of a long day of interviews and he sort of got carried away with it. and then when he went to england and got off the plane there were chicks everywhere. it was pretty funny.

another thing you have to remember is that t.p. has a very dry and wicked sense of humor.

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

This One's For Me
(Tom Petty)

This one's for me, this one's for me
Not for anyone else, I need it you see
I threw all I had into the sea
Now I want a little back, this one's for me

Lover I found the mistakes I've made
Will follow me down into my grave
So much has gone by, so many to please
Well this one I'll keep, this one's for me

And you don't even know what you got
'Til it's walking away
Yeah, you don't even know what you had
'Til it laughs in your face

Some other time, some other day
We'll sing this again some other way
So much has gone by, don't know where to start
Well this one I'll keep here in my heart

And you don't even know what you want
'Til it's walking away
Yeah, you don't even know what you had
'Til it laughs in your face

This one's for me, this one's for me
Not for anyone else, I need it you see
I threw all I had into the sea
Now I want a little back, this one's for me

And you don't even know what you've got
'Til it's walking away
Yeah, you don't even know what you had
'Til it laughs in your face

He's littering!

 

[sophie]

Dude, stop spamming this thread with TP.

 

[Cynovolans]

Link to video.

We're not gonna take it!
No, we ain't gonna take it!
We're not gonna take it anymore!

Drug abuse/alcoholism.

 

[Skwink]

Song: Back in the USSR

Paul's a Communist.