Cry Havoc! Assasins in our midst!

[naervod]

I am sad to see you go dis. On another note, I have had previous run-ins with the yazuka in Kukhaff. My idea is that they snuck across the border shortly after war was declared. I have rounded up nearly all of them and they are currently being held for questioning.

 

[Grandmaster]

Many thanks, naervod. I have a distinct feeling that these ruffians are behind the cowardly attack. As to you, Strider, "your" mountain is now under the administration of the Lancre High Command. Attack it if you dare, but let it be known that the troops of Aegir, Kultis, and Zimt will be unleashed upon you with fury never before matched if you do. We shall defend our mountain, and our Principality. We shall fight you in the streets, and in the fields; on the hills and in the woods. We would sooner see Morgana burning than the flag of Utopia flying over Mt. Hope. I strongly suggest you refrain from any military action against us, or I will be forced to unleash the dogs of war upon you, even if it means fighting you myself.

Grandmaster, Count of Aegir, Shatterer of Worlds

 

[Plexus]

I am deeply saddened to hear this, me lord. Sir Padma and I will take good care of Lancre until you return, if you return...

 

[Strider]

Originally posted by Grandmaster
Many thanks, naervod. I have a distinct feeling that these ruffians are behind the cowardly attack. As to you, Strider, "your" mountain is now under the administration of the Lancre High Command. Attack it if you dare, but let it be known that the troops of Aegir, Kultis, and Zimt will be unleashed upon you with fury never before matched if you do. We shall defend our mountain, and our Principality. We shall fight you in the streets, and in the fields; on the hills and in the woods. We would sooner see Morgana burning than the flag of Utopia flying over Mt. Hope. I strongly suggest you refrain from any military action against us, or I will be forced to unleash the dogs of war upon you, even if it means fighting you myself.

Grandmaster, Count of Aegir, Shatterer of Worlds

Yeah.... Right after you guys Forcibly took it from me! It is still mine through essence. And Also if I was you I would refrain from being so mean. I am mayor of one of your cities and Disorganizer did give me full use of Mt. Hope.

 

[Plexus]

@Strider- That is Lancre land now. You're probably not going to get it back so, just drop it.

 

[Grandmaster]

Its hardly being mean, boss, informing you that an armed invasion of soveriegn Lancre territory will not be tolerated. I'm writing a report on Churchill at the same time I'm talking here, so I guess the "we will never surrender!" speach was kinda stuck in my head.... sorry if I sounded too evil.

 

[Strider]

Originally posted by Grandmaster
Its hardly being mean, boss, informing you that an armed invasion of soveriegn Lancre territory will not be tolerated. I'm writing a report on Churchill at the same time I'm talking here, so I guess the "we will never surrender!" speach was kinda stuck in my head.... sorry if I sounded too evil.

1. I did not mention ANYTHING about an armed invasion of Lancre.... All I said is that the chance fo getting my tile back is very low now.

2. In my terms it is mean. Which tends to lower my self-respect tremdously.

3. Dis knew that I was still having trouble recovering mentally from my accident. He knew that attacking and taking my ONLY tile would enrage me. He did it knowing that and losing my support is his punishment for that.

 

[Grandmaster]

Losing support is one thing. Talking about :taking it back" is another. My bad for reading into it that you intended to launch an attack, or that you thought that with Dis gone you wouldn't be able to launch an attack. I apologize for that. Also: what accident?

 

[Grandmaster]

Also: your chances may be better now than they were before. Dis was a diehard: he wanted that tile, and wasn't going to give it back. Talk to Padma or Plexus, whoever gets control of it. They might a little more flexible, for a price.

 

[Strider]

Originally posted by Grandmaster
Losing support is one thing. Talking about :taking it back" is another. My bad for reading into it that you intended to launch an attack, or that you thought that with Dis gone you wouldn't be able to launch an attack. I apologize for that. Also: what accident?

If you do not remember.... I was in a car accident about 3 months ago that cost me the RPG game-manager job and almost my career as Science Leader. I was sent home quite a few times and had to be rushed right back to the hospital constantly over about a weeks span. In the end I ended up almost dieing about 5 differant ways in that week.

 

[Grandmaster]

Really? Damn. Must have not heard about it. Sorry to hear it, boss. You alright now?

Anyway, I'll ease up a bit on the sabre-rattling and "we will never surrender" rhetoric. Not only am I writing a Churchill paper, I'm also practicing for an upcoming school debate, so I guess I've been unwillingly going a little heavy on the "i will destroy you"-speak.

 

[Padma]

My Lord Disorganizer, we shall miss you, and miss you greatly. Rest assured that Sir Plexus and I shall govern this principality in your stead, and wait for your hoped for return.

 

[Cyc]

Hey Dis. My, you do sound enlightened. Sorry you're giving in so quickly. I just want you to know you are more than welcome to crouch under any tree on Mt Victory when it's raining. OK? Take care...

 

[Octavian X]

Prince disorganizer, during your travels, you will be welcomed in Doughnutia. Also, should you wish to visit the coast, you will be welcomed at the Augusta Palace. The peoples of my land, along with myself, would be honored by a visit, to learn of your enlightened state. Also, you gained quite a few admirers after the high joust of my tourney.

May your travels be safe, Sir disorganizer of Lancre!
Octavian X

Also, I have recently recieved reports of a group of foreigners crossing into Doughnutian borders, reported headed for the road out of Bremershaven that goes to the Japanese front. A team of archers was recently dispatched to investigate.

 

[Grandmaster]

Please keep us informed, Octavian.

Also, we have made the next step in our investigation. Yesterday, a man of Egyptian parentage and wielding an assassin's dagger was caught trespassing outside of Aegir Castle. Myself and 2 members of the Aegir Spears captured him and brought him in for questioning. Under the pressure of our interrogation, he cracked and began telling us everything. He admitted that the Yakuza and Al-Azteca were behind the attack; the Yakuza were on the payroll of Al-Azteca to snuff out Lord Dis. He told us of planned secondary attacks against Lord Padma, myself, and a Fanatikan general leading troops in the Japanese Campaign. However, the other attempts were all foiled by mistakes and natural problems. He informed us that the rest of his gang was in fact going to escape via the Bremershaven Road, so Octavian I think you have the culprits. Again, please keep us informed.

 

[Shabbaman]

Alas, Lord Dis,

What is to become of us without your spirited guidance?

 

[disorganizer]

I strongly believe in the continuity of fate. And in destiny. My pilgrimage will perfectly fit into the masterplans of our deities. And the fame of lancre will continue.
The books of the saga will get new pages and maybe a different look, but it will continue. It is not to me to say whether to the better or worse, as this is what time will show.

So Sir Shabbaman, holder of the lancre star, step further into the future in a brave manner. And dont give up your hope. Trust in the judgement of the new prince who is with and from the deities of our glorious nation.

 

[BCLG100]

ah yes well this saddens me greatly is Lancre still one big nation or is it split in 2?

 

[disorganizer]

it will be still one "principality". i transferred the prince-title to padma, and both padma and plexus will split the lands between themselves. but both will continue to enrich the principality.

we can not give up our heritage!