Dante's Inferno Test - Impurity, Sin... and Damnation

Heretic_Cata said:
Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment.
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You guys get minotaurs?? That is so unfair. :(

WTH isn't Julius Caesar in the seventh level of Hell? I'm pretty sure he classifies as a war-monger.
 
VRWCAgent said:
Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.


Um.... I don't believe in purgatory.
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Hey, no worries. I don't believe in Purgatory nor Hell!
 
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Second Level of Hell
You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
 
Im all alone in 7th circle. :cry: I'll buy you a beer if you join. :(
 
This is what I got.

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!

Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory - Repenting Believers - Very High
Level 1 - Limbo - Virtuous Non-Believers - High
Level 2 - Lustful - Very Low
Level 3 - Gluttonous - Moderate
Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious - Low
Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy - Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis - Heretics - Very Low
Level 7 - Violent - Low
Level 8 - the Malebolge - Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers - Low
Level 9 - Cocytus - Treacherous - Very Low
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Purgatory

You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.


Purgatory Repenting Believers Very High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Low
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Very Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low
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Of course, we have no reason to believe Dante regarding the afterlife. His Inferno is based on the Aeneid, not the Bible. Its prime source is pagan and so its presentation of the afterlife is heretical.

Purgatory is a fairly recent Catholic doctrine and there is no reason to believe in it. The Eastern Orthodox Church contends that Purgatory does not exist, although it might be more accurate to characterize their view as saying that Purgatory exist but Hell does not, as their version of Hell is more like the Catholic Purgatory or Limbo.

Back in the second century, such saints as Justin Martyr insisted that all the orthodox Christians, as well as all true Jews, believed that the soul was naturally mortal and died with the body but would be resurrected with the body in the last days. (In this view the soul does not necessarily have to be anything mystical, but could just be the pattern of the neural network.) The bible declares that God alone has immortality, so only those souls that remain in Him can live forever and the souls of the wicked will simply cease to exist rather than suffering eternal torment. (Of course, Justin's Logos theology allowed for many souls to be saved through Christ despite them never knowing they were Christians

I don't think that there is no way to know for sure (at least in this life), but I find Justin Martyr's view the most appealing and the most compatible with scripture. Origin's view that those in hell will eventually repent and make their way to heaven seems appealing too, but declaring that all of them will rather than all of them can be redeemed does seem like a wrongful denial of free will. While Origin was declared a heretic, I believe only the assertion that no soul can reject God forever was actually condemned, not the idea that repentance might still be available after death. Of course, even if those in hell can be saved, that is no excuse not to come to Christ or not to evangelize in this life.
 
Nah, I'd prefer to be hanging out with Cleo and Helen (the most beautiful woman ever apparently) while being molested by randy hurricanes.
 
My guess is that the further down you get, the women get more and more promiscuous.
 
I dunno Cleopatra liked to service entire legions I heard.

EDIT: And by service I don't mean lifting your bonnet and checking your oil.
 
MagisterCultuum said:
Of course, we have no reason to believe Dante regarding the afterlife. His Inferno is based on the Aeneid, not the Bible. Its prime source is pagan and so its presentation of the afterlife is heretical.

Purgatory is a fairly recent Catholic doctrine and there is no reason to believe in it. The Eastern Orthodox Church contends that Purgatory does not exist, although it might be more accurate to characterize their view as saying that Purgatory exist but Hell does not, as their version of Hell is more like the Catholic Purgatory or Limbo.

Back in the second century, such saints as Justin Martyr insisted that all the orthodox Christians, as well as all true Jews, believed that the soul was naturally mortal and died with the body but would be resurrected with the body in the last days. (In this view the soul does not necessarily have to be anything mystical, but could just be the pattern of the neural network.) The bible declares that God alone has immortality, so only those souls that remain in Him can live forever and the souls of the wicked will simply cease to exist rather than suffering eternal torment. (Of course, Justin's Logos theology allowed for many souls to be saved through Christ despite them never knowing they were Christians

I don't think that there is no way to know for sure (at least in this life), but I find Justin Martyr's view the most appealing and the most compatible with scripture. Origin's view that those in hell will eventually repent and make their way to heaven seems appealing too, but declaring that all of them will rather than all of them can be redeemed does seem like a wrongful denial of free will. While Origin was declared a heretic, I believe only the assertion that no soul can reject God forever was actually condemned, not the idea that repentance might still be available after death. Of course, even if those in hell can be saved, that is no excuse not to come to Christ or not to evangelize in this life.
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You do know that none of this is real... right?
 
Winner said:
You do know that none of this is real... right?
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You do know that's not a useful response . . . right?

(People don't generally just up and stop believing things just because someone tells them to.)
 
Level 7, guess that's the best I can get as a sodomite... ;-)

Funny little test, the comedy itself however would not be for Friday nights... I'm out
 
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low


I am a hateful, gluttonous, lieing sex craved human being....but trustful at the sametime.

HA!
 
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

Malebolge: Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers.

Curious.

Also, this year we need a TV Tropes link:
Word of Dante
 
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