newfangle
hates you.
WTH sims? 
Democratic Convention Schedule
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Sims2789
Fool me once...
If I posted a fake Republican convention scedule that looked like this, would you think it is funny?:
10:00 am - Money give-away to the average, hard-working American CEO.
10:30 am - Declaration of the United Christian States of America.
11:00 am - Operation Imperialist, a fundraiser towards building more oil rigs in Iraq.
11:30 am - Money-burning ceremony. See if you can burn over $400 billion dollars in federal money, just like our Enlightened Leader, George II! the catch? You only get 10 minutes to do it, instead of 4 years!
12:00 pm - Everyone leaves the convention on a vacation to Crawford, Texas.
Sims2789
Fool me once...
Originally posted by newfangle
WTH sims?
His scedule was innacurate. I corrected it for him.
Civvin
Warlord
Lol sims you tard it would be funny
Check um I don't know about halfway down the first page of posts and you will see a fake republican one.
Now, no one gets to enjoy the humor of either side because you had to run to the mods and boohoo
Censorship is bad, leave mods alone and they leave us alone, generally.
Check um I don't know about halfway down the first page of posts and you will see a fake republican one.
Now, no one gets to enjoy the humor of either side because you had to run to the mods and boohoo
Censorship is bad, leave mods alone and they leave us alone, generally.
Sims2789
Fool me once...
well, the Conservativs ran to the mods because of a thread I made a day ago that was against the neo-con agenda, so I'm getting payback.
newfangle
hates you.
You sound 12. Get a life, or grow up, or do something that doesn't involve spoling other peoples' fun.
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Sims2789
Fool me once...
@ newfangle
i, unlike you, will refrain from making childish insults directed towards other members of this forum.
i, unlike you, will refrain from making childish insults directed towards other members of this forum.
Pontiuth Pilate
Republican Jesus!
Originally posted by DBear
Thank you leftists, for once again proving that you have no sense of humor.
Originally posted by Sims2789
P.S. You have been reported to the mods.
Thank you leftists, for once again proving that you have no sense of humor.
Originally posted by Sims2789
P.S. You have been reported to the mods.
KaNick
Deity
I would have thought it was funny if whoever wrote it was more clever.
Goober
Turning Right ...
Hehe, those both are quite funny!!!
I like the fact that we have both sides of the story, almost like CFC is becoming, you know, unbiased? Nah, ain't gonna happen, we are firmly pro-Democrat, I believe, or Anybody But Bush . . .
I like the fact that we have both sides of the story, almost like CFC is becoming, you know, unbiased? Nah, ain't gonna happen, we are firmly pro-Democrat, I believe, or Anybody But Bush . . .
KaNick
Deity
Not pro-democrat, just mainly liberal. I, for one am independant.
Aphex_Twin
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Why would one want to involve the moderators into this. Get a grip people.
More stuff:
Democrats versus Republicans
1. Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere. Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group.
2. Republicans consume three-fourths of all the rutabaga produced in this country. The remainder is thrown out.
3. Republicans usually wear hats and always clean their paint brushes.
4. Democrats give their worn-out clothes to those less fortunate. Republicans wear theirs.
5. Republicans employ exterminators. Democrats step on the bugs.
6. Democrats name their children after currently-popular sports figures, politicians, and entertainers. Republican children are named after their parents or grandparents, according to where the money is.
7. Democrats keep trying to cut down on smoking but are not successful. Neither are Republicans.
8. Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, although there is seldom any reason why they should. Democrats ought to, but don't.
9. Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage.
10. Most of the stuff alongside the road has been thrown out of car windows by Democrats.
11. Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians, and eyebrows. Democrats raise Airedales, kids, and taxes.
12. Democrats eat the fish they catch. Republicans hang them on the wall.
13. Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel that they're entitled to a little fun first.
14. Democrats make plans and then do something else. Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made.
15. Republicans sleep in twin beds--some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats.
More stuff:
Democrats versus Republicans
1. Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere. Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group.
2. Republicans consume three-fourths of all the rutabaga produced in this country. The remainder is thrown out.
3. Republicans usually wear hats and always clean their paint brushes.
4. Democrats give their worn-out clothes to those less fortunate. Republicans wear theirs.
5. Republicans employ exterminators. Democrats step on the bugs.
6. Democrats name their children after currently-popular sports figures, politicians, and entertainers. Republican children are named after their parents or grandparents, according to where the money is.
7. Democrats keep trying to cut down on smoking but are not successful. Neither are Republicans.
8. Republicans tend to keep their shades drawn, although there is seldom any reason why they should. Democrats ought to, but don't.
9. Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage.
10. Most of the stuff alongside the road has been thrown out of car windows by Democrats.
11. Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians, and eyebrows. Democrats raise Airedales, kids, and taxes.
12. Democrats eat the fish they catch. Republicans hang them on the wall.
13. Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel that they're entitled to a little fun first.
14. Democrats make plans and then do something else. Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made.
15. Republicans sleep in twin beds--some even in separate rooms. That is why there are more Democrats.
Aphex_Twin
Evergreen
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Good ones...
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and gave the homeless person fifty dollars.
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.
The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and gave the homeless person fifty dollars.
Goldflash
Civ III Modder, Civ VII Player
Itrs defenitly happening at Noon, not midnight.
The Commander
Warlord
That's good stuff.
Goober
Turning Right ...
All of the above deserve a LOL! From me!!!
They are truly, truly funny . . .
They are truly, truly funny . . .
The Person
Deity +2
(All ratings are on a 1 - 6 scale.)
The Democrat schedule:
The Republican schedule:
The comparison:
The Democrat schedule:
The Republican schedule:
The comparison:
