Describe your favourite civ in the most hilarious way possible.

[AsparustheSaiyan]

Hi all! So I thought why not have a little bit of fun and describe your favourite civ in as funny a way as possible. You can say whatever you like!

For example, my favourite civ is Russia so...

"My favourite civ is Russia and their leader clearly auditioned as the villain in a Charlie Chaplin movie. I mean seriously! Look at that moustache! I feel like there should be an evil laugh on the loading screen for him just because of it!

They get extra land because they are greedy sods who just can't get enough... Just can't get enough...(Insert Depeche mode Just can't get enough here)

Their Lavra's are the sole reason there are so many unemployed and homeless writers artists and musicians in civ 6.

Fighting Cossacks is like playing tag with someone you can never catch. Always laughing at you as they run away!"

Have fun everyone!

 

[Arent11]

Everything I ever needed to know I got from plundering mines.

 

[AsparustheSaiyan]

Everything I ever needed to know I got from plundering mines.

I'm going to guess Korea? Science and mines?

 

[Weraptor]

Nah, Norway it is.

 

[oakdragon]

"*thinks*: You want to give me what, you handsome hunk? Oh yes! Wait a minute you want that in return. No way! "Leave me alone and let me read my book!""

 

[Eagle Pursuit]

"I enjoy gardening and back-stabbing, and you've got some nice fertile soil there, neighbor."

 

[Arent11]

"*thinks*: You want to give me what, you handsome hunk? Oh yes! Wait a minute you want that in return. No way! "Leave me alone and let me read my book!""

I don't get it. Maybe Kristina/Sweden?

"I enjoy gardening and back-stabbing, and you've got some nice fertile soil there, neighbor."

Persia, right?

 

[AsparustheSaiyan]

"*thinks*: You want to give me what, you handsome hunk? Oh yes! Wait a minute you want that in return. No way! "Leave me alone and let me read my book!""

Sweden!

 

[AsparustheSaiyan]

"I enjoy gardening and back-stabbing, and you've got some nice fertile soil there, neighbor."

Persia?

 

[Bradypus]

All I need are some oversized earrings and an oversized necklace.

 

[oakdragon]

I don't get it. Maybe Kristina/Sweden?

Yes, Kristina/Sweden. She reminds me of a geeky, introverted teenager with a huge crush on the player.

 

[AsparustheSaiyan]

All I need are some oversized earrings and an oversized necklace.

Kupe/Maori!

 

[Kjimmet]

When I declare war, my allies get so excited that they begin to hurry to join the fight. Oh, and they somehow get better equipment dirt-cheap.

 

[Sagax]

Kupe/Maori!

Inca, actually. Op strongly believes that Pachacuti’s snapshot makes him look like the Rock.

 

[AsparustheSaiyan]

When I declare war, my allies get so excited that they begin to hurry to join the fight. Oh, and they somehow get better equipment dirt-cheap.

Gilgabro! I mean Sumeria XD

 

[Sagax]

This should be an easy one.

And I have more than one favorite civ...

 

[AsparustheSaiyan]

Inca, actually. Op strongly believes that Pachacuti’s snapshot makes him look like the Rock.

Damn, thought I had it there lol.

 

[AsparustheSaiyan]

This should be an easy one.

And I have more than one favorite civ...

Then describe all your fav civs! I have a couple others I could do too. Might do that actually...

Anyways if that isn't Mali then I suck at this lol.

 

[Josephias]

Gilgabro! I mean Sumeria XD

Actually, that feels like Hungary too...

I am not a true beliver, but look to all these neat histories and trinkets religions have... share me yours too, or I will be unhappy.

 

[Socrates99]

You have much that I do not. Do you wish to see your people taken as slaves?.....Man my chin itches...