First of all, sorry for the extreme delay. I will have more time at the end of next week.
Inherited Turn:
Domestic:
I fire a merchant in Thermoplyae. Better let him work a cottage while we can affort it. 47 units are good for 11 cities. We have 10.
Foreign:
Trade spices for cows to Hati.
War:
Monti
doesn't have open borders with Hati. If he declares, we have a very short border to defend.
*enter*
1:
Monti can't reach us by land, unless he gets more open borders. There are only two units in Texoco. He doesn't seem to be much of a threat. I send some units into German territory to find out how well they are defended. I like what i see.
2:
Printing press comes in. Research on Economics is next, in the hope that we get it before Hati does.
3:
Hati comes asking for Printing Press. No go, of course.
5:
I think we have enough units to dare a strike against Fred. I declare war. A worker near Essen gets a Spartan passport.
6:
Fred suicides a catapult on the stack that is heading for Berlin. A galley with a maceman and a catapult is heading for Thermoplyae. Better get some units up there...
While trying to figure out how many units are in Essen, i accidentaly attack with a knight. Against a fortified pike. And win!
7:
As expected, Fred lands a maceman and a catapult near Thermoplyae. A maceman is ready to great them and sends Fred's mace home packing. I can't do anthing about the catapult this turn. We might lose bananas for a turn. Big deal. A stray longbow near Berlin meets the business end of a Spartan mace.
8:
Huayna asks for Divine Right. Sure... we'll show it to you in due time... once we're done showing it to Fred, Monti and Hati. Just like the pansy he is, Fred destroys our banana plantation. What? Feeling like you can't compete with bananas, Fred? Mrs. Fred giving them funny looks?

The guilty catapult gets disassambled with a mace.
9:
Just when i thought i might be able to skip a turn in my report, Hati comes asking us to convert to her stupid religion. No go.
Ghandi offers Sugar for Sheep. I agree.
10:
Oh crap, Walata is under siege! I left it with only one longbowman. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Catapult vs Longbowman 0:1
Maceman vs Longbowman 0:1
Musketeer vs Longbowman 0:1

Only one catapult left! We might yet hold the city. I order the assault on Essen:
Maceman vs Longbow 0:1
Odds were way in our favour but what the heck, i've had more than enough luck this round, really can't complain.
Swordsman vs Longbowman 1:0
We take the city. it doesn't look like a keeper to me. I raze it. This frees up the units for a rescue mission to Walata.
Berlin is defended by 4 units. Tempting... i go for it!
Two suicide catapults lead the charge.
3 macemen take out 3 longbows. Only a pike remains. And I'm out of macemen to attac with. Darn. Our medic pike will have to do the job. Fingers crossed... *crack* fingers break.

We take the city, but i have to send a half dead maceman to finish, what the pike failed to do.
berling comes with granary, forge, academy and market. Nice!
Cologne is defended by only three guys as well. We have 53 units... argh what the hell, i go for it! The city falls and we lose a knight.
We can trade printing press to hati. I didn't do it, because i am not sure, if it is worth it. Our economy is in tatters. I'm sorry, the war mongerer got the better of me. We could trade several resources for cash.