Unfortunately, the joke-generating part of my brain was asleep for the last couple of days. Hence the delay with my next update.
Nothing much is happening right now anyway. I build a settler and send him north to found the city of Troy, one tile south of where Berlin used to be. My trade agreement with Egypt expires, but I don't renew it because now I can get what I was trading for (furs) on my own:
I finish research on Gunpowder, and I go from a defense of 3 (Hoplite) to 4 (Musketman) for triple the cost.

Oh, the extortionate price of progress....
Shortly afterwards, the citizens get rowdy, demand crazy stuff like voting rights, and just generally go nuts. I draw six turns of anarchy. At the end of which, the Greek nation becomes a Republic, and goes from 187 commerce a turn to something like 330. My research speed nearly doubles. Houston, we have liftoff!
Persia gives me 10 gold per turn in exchange for peace.
The Zulus build a new city where their capital used to be before I sacked it. Two turns later a stack of English troops comes along and sacks it again.
The Celts are now down to one city. Rome is getting to be the (other) runaway civ this game.
Persia declares war on the English.
A little later, I notice the two eastern Egyptian cities are suddenly Roman cities. I actually don't have a good idea when all these various conquests occurred. When did the Romans and Celts conquer cities off each other? When did Egypt and Rome go to war?? I haven't been paying attention.
It's
1435 AD.