Narz, there's only one thing to do... you're going to have to cut back. Let's say, one shower every 6 months. Wash you clothes only when it rains, and dry them in the sun. Only eat potatoes grown in your garden, and just get rid of the toilet... relieve yourself in the woods. As for transportation, get a scooter (unpowered, of course).
Also, unplug all electronics immediately... This is URGENT! We've all GOT to do our part! I'm logging off right now. Plus, I've gotta go to the... woods.
Also, unplug all electronics immediately... This is URGENT! We've all GOT to do our part! I'm logging off right now. Plus, I've gotta go to the... woods.