DisNES II "A Twist of Fate"

[Disenfrancised]

The only reason you smashed my army, Silver, was because you had fortified the region, and nothing else.

Well there were some other reasons, but thats the main one .

@Cuiv: Indeed, but my copy of spell check automatically changes it to Savoy

From Duke Victor of Savoy-Province, to their most illustrious majesties Josef II and Alfonso VII

Well we did all did pretty spiffingly in the south of France I must say! Congratulations all round! However in the future it would be nice if I was informed where my trusty men would most usefully be employed, rather than muddling along on my own! *twiddles mustache*

 

[Insane_Panda]

Well there were some other reasons, but thats the main one

Shut up you! I had an update to write

 

[shortguy]

OOC: A lot happens when you go away for a week!

IC:

To: Gujarat
From: Sinhala
We are sad to inform you that we have uncovered a plot against both of our nations. As you are no doubt aware we are locked in battle against the Ottoman Empire. Papers found in one of their command posts after a struggle has revealed their plans of securing a strong position on our subcontinent and then, using that as a base, eventually conquering all the lands here including yours. Whilst the threat to you might not materialise for a few years or ever if, or rather when, we are victorious, we do call upon you for aid. We would like to ask what you would need for an alliance against these foreign imperialists who threaten all of you. Together we can defeat them, but alone we will eventually all suffer if we leave them unopposed.
We call upon you to do what is right for both our nations and will, of course, compensate you for this. Should you be willing to fight without compensation we would be grateful and use the money for our forces instead.

To: Sinhala
From: Gujarat

Do you think me a fool, that I would fall for your transparent scheme?

From: Ottoman Empire
To: Sultanate of Gujarat

We would like to invoke our recently-signed alliance at this point against the Sinhalese and their vile schemes.

Certainly.

 

[JosefStalinator]

To Europe
From Britain

Keep up the good show, lads.

 

[alex994]

Ah nvm, edited later

 

[Harleqin]

To: Sinhala
From: Gujarat

Do you think me a fool, that I would fall for your transparent scheme?

To: Gujarat
From: Sinhala
No, we expect you to be wise enough to see that you are next. We will be amused when your nation falls and all your males are used as foundations for new roads and castles.

To: Ottoman Empire
From: Sinhala
We yield. Please tell us your terms for peace.

 

[alex994]

To Japan
From Da Qing

We demand that the Japanese nation guarantee the safety of Qing merchants on the high seas.

 

[Disenfrancised]

To: Ottoman Empire
From: Sinhala
We yield. Please tell us your terms for peace.

You did pretty darn well though, especially considering the slight disparity in total firepower between your nations .

 

[Cuivienen]

To: Iberia
From: Alfonso VII of Aragon

Now that the threat of France is vanquished, we ask that you allow Navarre to regain its sovereignty.

 

[shortguy]

To: Gujarat
From: Sinhala
No, we expect you to be wise enough to see that you are next. We will be amused when your nation falls and all your males are used as foundations for new roads and castles.

To: Sinhala
From: Gujarat

Let me get this straight. You want me to void my alliance with the most powerful nation on Earth to join a failing rump state in battle against her?

Don't be silly.

 

[alex994]

OOC: One would assume what would happen after the said most powerful nation on earth conquered Sinhala

 

[ThomAnder]

they focus on europe instead?

 

[Kentharu]

mr mod sir, could you put my name next to my nation?
makes it easier to find
awesome update btw

 

[The Farow]

From Iberia
To Aragon

We will return Navarre's sovereignty when France has been clearly beaten by HRE and of course your kingdom. We need to find a suitable monarch to take the throne that will ensure some stability in the region.

From Iberia
To France

We offically declare war for your attempts to destory the balance of power in Europe and end what fragile peace we have.

 

[das]

From: Ottoman Empire
To: "Sinhalese Empire"

Apparently you have not read very clearly. We do not consider your pitiful empire to exist. Why would one negotiate with the leaders of it that does not exist, much less offer them terms of peace? You are nothing other than mad dogs, bandits and maroders all, and your frightened beggings (after we burned down your cities and slaughtered your families! Have you no honour at all, to surrender like this to those who have done this to you?!) only prove to us that you are worthy of nothing short of death. Try to somewhat resemble a man rather than a dog when we catch you.

(OOC: My sultan is, as mentioned before, a senile old man; I'll write a story about him later. In any case, yes, I like role-play.)

 

[Israelite9191]

Forgot my story dis? Ah well, I guess I have to give up my expansions in Flordia and Louisiana for now, despite having very good reasons to be expanding there.

To Tumben Zima
From the T'ho League
Join our league of cities, and rise to greatness and valour. The wealth of the world will flow into your harbour. Join us, our Maya brethren, and see for yourself the opportunities that will present themselves to you.

 

[Harleqin]

das, you are being very frustrating right now

To: Ottoman Empire
From: Sinhala
What kind of honour are you displaying? You have beaten your foe, but you can't find it in your hearts to stop killing innocent people? You continue killing people without any resistance just for the pure pleasure of it. Where is the honour in that? What have our people ever done to you to deserve such a vendetta?
You are the one with no honour. You refuse all diplomacy and choose to respond with fire and blood. How is the slaying of innocent civilians honorable? How is utterly destroying villages housing peasants honourable?
You have no honour! The world would be a better place without you. It is a harsh thing to say, but that is the way it is.
Know, that if you intend to keep killing our people, then we will resist you until every last one of us is dead. We will not desert our people. We will do all we can to protect them. The best way of doing so is through peace, but if that is not an option then we will fight until the end. Because, that is what they deserve. That is the path of honour and the sign of a true leader!
You, dear sir, have about as much honour as a dead pig.

Sincerely not yours
Prince Vihay of Sinhala

 

[Symphony D.]

TO: All Dissidents and Traitors
FROM: Imperator Vladimir Ioannovich II
You will all die a most gruesome death for your treason. Traitors to the Russian people, and to myself, shall not be tolerated. Enjoy your days with drink and women, for they shall be your last. There shall be no quarter, nor mercy given for any who resist. You will surrender now, or you shall wish you were never born. In either instance, you will very quickly realize you were better off on the path of powerlessness... than where you are going now.

Sincerely,
Император Владимир II Иоаннович
Imperator Vladimir II Ioannovich

TO: Kalmar Union
FROM: Russian Empire
Be advised that any interference, from the introduction of supplies, arms, or funds, to rebel elements in Russia, up through armed intervention, will result not only in a declaration of war, and persual of hostilities to the utmost, but also our dedication to your absolute destruction.

Signed,
Император Владимир II Иоаннович
Imperator Vladimir II Ioannovich

 

[das]

until every last one of us is dead.

Shouldn't take too long, then.

EDIT: Incidentally, I'm not replying not because I'm out of arguments, but because a) its a bit pointless and b) as we do not recognize your very existance, we are not obliged to answer your spam mail.

 

[Harleqin]

Shouldn't take too long, then.

EDIT: Incidentally, I'm not replying not because I'm out of arguments, but because a) its a bit pointless and b) as we do not recognize your very existance, we are not obliged to answer your spam mail.

That means I get the last word.

We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Calicut, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength, we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Island or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the Sinhalese Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in Buddha's good time, the nations abroad, with all their power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the righteous."