Introducing
General Supersnaat:
The market square in London, General Supersnaat, several reporters and about 500 civilians:
And you are the new general in charge of the whole English army?
Yes
the WHOLE English army
and Im in charge
So you are highly qualified for this job?
No, Im only Don Deitys cousi
umh
ahem
I mean Im highly qualified off course
Aha
but at least, we suppose that you have a good plan for your crusade into the Celtic land?
A plan??? Umh
a plan
plan
umh
its sort of
top secret, my plan
but I have one, really
Several hours later, General Supersnaat and his leading officers:
and we need a plan, off course
But we thought you had one, General Supersnaat.
Umh
this is only a test
I want to see, if you are able to come up with a plan yourself
just to compare, you know, with my plan
You there, what would you do?
Strategic officer in training, sir, at your command
I would declare war, but only send in scouts to see the Celt troop movement
then I would have the bulk of the army wait inside our borders and fortifications for the Celt counterattack
Thats not a proper plan
thats cowardice
you there, in the background, what would you do?
Im only the cleaning women
Doesnt matter, whats your plan?
Cleaning up here, and then going home
Two weeks later, the English army is approaching the Celtic border
so far, there had been only some border tensions in the regions around Chinook the English had lost due the Celt culture pressure, but no open war was declared
but this would change immediately, once the English army would cross the border
Two English officers riding ahead of the English army:
When did you receive your final orders from General Supersnaat?
Yesterday, and you?
Also yesterday
what are your orders?
They are pretty simple
but apparently it has taken General Supersnaat almost two week to come up with them:
Advance on Durnovia
capture Durnovia
advance on Camulodunum
capture Camulodunum
advance on Tolosa
capture Tolosa
and so on.
Mine are exactly the same
and I suppose those of the others also
he even added a map, look:
But thats not his writing
I dont think he drew this himself, the map is WAY too good for this
Do you really think that his so called PLAN will work out?
I have no idea
Don Deitys palace in London, Don Deity and General Supersnaat:
You ordered ALL men to advance towards Durnovia???
Yes, I plan to advance with ALL forces
But I told you to leave some troops near Hastings so we can defend Old England against Brens army and set up the TRAP we already talked about
But thats cowardice
we should advance with
No, we shouldnt
you WILL stick to MY plan. And therefore you will order at least 10 battalions of decent units towards
But I dont want to
I dont care
you WILL sent some units back to Hastings and I will command them myself
Grumble
.grumble
What was that?
I said Yes Don Deity
grumble
Another week later, in the market square of Durnovaria, the victorious General Supersnaat, some reporters (imported from London) and some soldiers (pretending to be happy civilians):
A glorious victory, general Supersnaat
Yes, I know, I was good, very good
It looks like you are preparing a party here?
Yes, off course, I have to celebrate my glorious victo
I mean, we need to motivate our soldiers with a big victory party
Aha
but Durnovaria was only a quite unimportant borderland city between England, Greek and Celt
so what makes you think this is already a glorious victory?
We have not only captured Durnovaria, we have also destroyed the Celtic army completely
so I dont expect much resistance on our way into the Celtic mainland now
thats why I already have sent a part of our army ahead, direction Camulodunum
Wow
you seem to have defeated the HUGE Celtic army quite easily
how many men did you have to face in the end?
More then 30 battalions, armed up to their teeth
Really?
OK
it was more like 15 battalions, and quite poorly equipped
But wasnt the Celtic army expected to be WAY bigger???
Everybody keeps telling me that
but I simply dont believe it.
A shout from the background:
General Supersnaat, there are important news for you
Not now, cant you see Im busy?
But its REALLY important
the Celtic army is approaching
What
but I have just destroyed the Celtic army
No you havent
you have only defeated the city garrison of Durnovaria
and some quickly drafted local reinforcements
Some minutes later, emergency meeting, General Supersnaat and the remaining officers in Durnovaria:
There were so many of them, that our informant hasnt been able to spot them all, General Supersnaat
Who is this informant
and why should we trust his information?
He is one of the priests working in the monastery in Tolosa
and hes loyal
since Don Deity is now officially the head of the Hindu Church (after capturing the Hindu Holy City, Bombay), he would never lie to us
But IF Bren still has some units left, what I STILL dont believe by the way, they will very likely march towards Hastings, no?
We hope so
but if they decide to march in our direction, we are in BIG trouble
and our informant said that the Celtic army gathering there might be so big, that they might even consider facing us, NOT marching into Don Deitys trap
So you want to say, that we should retreat our men from Camulodunum, and abort our advance, IF Brens army REALLY exists and REALLY moves towards our direction?
I have already ordered the units back, you have sent ahead towards Camulodunum (ignoring Don Deitys initial orders by the way)
but I fear they wont make it back in time here, IF Brens army is really heading our way
Oh my good, this would be terrible
what am I supposed to do now?
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Snaaty