"Don't Cry for me Argentina!"

[NinjaCow64]

A pale white gaucho fully Catholic Argentinian refereeing coach and former Boca Juniors player was teaching a class on Maradona, known Argentinian.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Maradona and Messi and accept that Argentina is superior to Brazil, Maradona being the greatest footballer the world has ever known, even greater than Pelé!"

At this moment a nationalistic, brown-skinned, Candomblé samba dancer and World Cup champion who had 1500 caps in the Brazil team against Argentina and understood the necessity of hosting the World Cup in Brazil and fully supported all political decisions made by the CBF stood up and held up a football.

"Where is this football from?"

The arrogant Argie smirked and smugly replied "Argentina, you stupid monkey!" "Wrong. This football is from Brazil, and to this day it is a Brazilian ball. If it was Argentinian and Maradona, as you say, is so great… then it should be a handball by now"

The coach was visibly shaken, and dropped his whistle and copy of "Ficciones." He stormed out of the room crying those argie crocodile tears, the same tears that the people of Brazil cried during the Maracanazo.

The students applauded and all registered for the Brazilian national team that day and accepted Zico as their lord and savior. A toucan named "Garrincha" flew into the room and perched atop the Brazilian flag and shed a tear on Socrates' flowing hair. The Hino Nacional do Brasil was sung several times, and João Havelange himself showed up and annuled Argentina's world cup ''victories''.

The coach lost his job and was killed by the Military Police. He died facing a storm of bullets from the rifles of the BOPE and was tossed into the Bay of Guanabara for all eternity.


Ordem e Progresso

That student's name? Albert Eisenstein.

 

[Civ'ed]

That student's name? Albert Eisenstein.

Alberto Einstein de Mendoza Lopes de Sousa*

 

[dragonprobably]

I hate to do this, but there is a cool NOTW game that needs more players.

Link.

 

[W|M]

I hate to do this, but there is a cool NOTW game that needs more players.

Link.

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無.
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いいえ.
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[Double A]

Aριθ.

Apples?

 

[CivOasis]

Pretty sure that reads as "Arith"

 

[NinjaCow64]

I thought it means "Yes"

 

[W|M]

Spoiler :

 

[Civ'ed]

> Zulu
> Yoruba
Have you been looking at my IOT files you Generic Intelligence Service Agent

 

[NinjaCow64]

Sooo...

Does anyone here own a WiiU? If so, PM me your friend details (or post it here or whatever) and let's do stuff.

 

[W|M]

 

[Mosher]

If you're gonna post large than the screen spoiler them

 

[Double A]

It's not larger than my screen.

 

[CivOasis]

Oh, and before anyone tries to use them, most of the words WIM posted don't mean no, at the very least not in the same sense as English.

 

[Sonereal]

If you're gonna post large than the screen spoiler them

Glorious 1980x1020 Master Race

 

[W|M]

Oh, and before anyone tries to use them, most of the words WIM posted don't mean no, at the very least not in the same sense as English.

I blame Google

 

[CivOasis]

I blame you. It's not a distinction that exists in most languages. You basically (and probably literally) did this:

 

[Sonereal]

Spoiler :

 

[Double A]

Two of those didn't embed.

 

[CivOasis]

By request