Dreams, what have you dreamed about to prove your insanity?

[Bluemofia]

I seriously wonder if I have the most insane of dreams. Thus, combined with the blame because of what your subconsious was thinking thread, I decided to make this thread.

Keep it clean. PG13 at worst!

Ok. To start:



A dream 2 days ago:

The first part was lost because it wasn't insanelike, and crazy.

The second part:

It was sort of dreaming like a movie type thing. I was basically a camera in the defense against the dark arts class in Harry Potter, except that there were a few people in my school in it. (notably a person I shall designate Q) So, it went on as this.

Harry Potter was called up, along with a bunch of other people that the NEWT exam would have several parts, one part that they would have to face creatures that they have dealt with in all of their years at Hogwarts. (Snape was teaching the class) So, he calls up a bunch of people, Harry Potter included, and he tells them to go outside one at a time to go to the practice course. What happens, is the first person goes out, looks around, and gets grabbed by something, and dissapears. Ok, stupidly, the second person does the same. Then the third. Then Q goes out, and actually lasts like 5 seconds. He goes out, and says "Wow. Everyone's gone, only their clothes are left, and this wierd thing. It's just like, Bleah! And-" And then he gets grabbed, and vanishes. So, all that's left is Harry Potter in line, and everyone else who wasn't called up.

Then Snape quietly says something to Harry about being doomed, and tells him that he is next.

So, Harry peeks around the corner, and there is this thing that looks like a hag, but is bone thin, and is holding a giant mirror. Then the thing just goes and attepts to grab him, after it sees him in the mirror. (for some reason, it would only attack things it sees in mirrors) But Harry ducks back, and runs back under a desk. Then the thing peeks into the room, and talks to Snape, something about Harry being under a desk 2 rows away from where he actually is. But Snape just says: "no, he is in the closest row to where you are." And then leaves. And the thing sees Harry, who is holding a mirror so he can see over the desk. Then the thing kind of attacks.

Then it kind of goes into a blur, like 5 days have passed with that thing attacking every once in a while, and then Herminoe comes in on Buckbeak, the Hippogriff, and Buckbeak kills the thing.

Meanwhile, Snape is at this one place outside the grounds, with this massive pile of eggs from that thing, and he gets on one of them, and flies away. The rest hatch into giant spider things, and start to make thier way to the school.

SO, now Hermione kind of makes a comment: "Harry! You are the only one alive!" And then Ron pops up from under a bunch of sleeping bags. (the room is wasted. Desks everywhere, and sleeping bags strewn around.) "And Ron!"

So, now Buckbeak has dissapeared at this point, and so does Ron. So now Harry and Herminoe are gathering a bunch of supplies so they can go and get away. Those spider things are now sieging the castle, by ramming the door. And by the time they get everything, they have broken in. So, Harry and Herminoe kind of run out of the broken window that Buckbeak broke in from, and start running.

They run about halfway around the building, then Harry tells Hermione to make his bags lighter, so he can run faster. Hermione does that, but recieves a shock, and comes to the conclusiont that magic can be casted, but will hurt you. And then they (somehow) jump directly to the roof of the castle. Then they realize that Harry's wand is still locked in a box in the room. And those spider things are still swarming around the grounds.

Then I wake up.

 

[general_kill]

Last night, I had a dream about a commerical for Goldbond, a lotion type product. I swear, now I want to go buy some!

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Damn, you people even dream about the slop the media force feeds you? I think Im going to be sick.

 

[King Flevance]

lol.

Here is one from a while back I had. We are talking years. So it may get choppy but it may help get this thread rolling.

I am in my Grandparent's basement. Apparently, The guy I work for is getting supplies out of her basement. Stuff like a pick-axe, shovels, etc. (Digging stuff and some tools. - My grandpa's workshop was in the basement.) Now right through the door of the workshop where we were getting the tools, is the garage area with room for 1 car. My employers truck was there and we were loading it up. At this point I found out I was a treasure hunter. I seemed pretty excited about it in the dream I remember although when I think back on it I wonder how I got the job if I didn't know wth it was.

We set off to some digging sit. Along the way the road is empty. Then some bald chick in a stationwagon goes driving by us and I remember thinking she was SO HOT in the dream but I still remember the image and, she wasn't... I mean I don't dig bald chicks. She sped passed us.

We get to the digging site and of course I do the digging while he "supervises" by pointing at where I should dig. I keep digging and talking to him about something I forget what now. Anyways, I hit something.

I wake up

 

[Sashie VII]

I was playing in the middle of the national chess tournament, half-naked (towels) with my phone in hand, messaging away with my gf. And the arbiter never noticed, no one did.

 

[Kozmos]

It was me and jessica alba naked in a bath tub.And all I could do is look at her EYES! .... Damn.

 

[warpus]

I had a dream once that I was @ the beach with my familly & relatives. I look up at the sky and notice that the stars are slowly spinning - a lot faster than they should have been.

Next thing I know I'm being lifted up and sucked into some sort of a wormhole - and teleported to another planet.

So I look around and I realize that I'm now an ANT.. and I'm on an ant planet. There's ants everywhere, and I'm just.. confused. and scared. I realized that if the other ants didn't believe that I was actually an ant, that they would kill me... but I had no idea how to act like an ant at all - so I made my way to a deserted part of the planet where I could be alone.

So I get to a river.. of milk.. and there's a boat right there and I can see candles on either side of the river. For some reason I realized that my entire family was teleported to this planet with me - and that they were being held by the ants @ the end of this river.

So I get into the boat and slowly start making my way down the river of milk, hoping to reach my relatives. The candles, which were almost as big as me, are blowing weird smoke all over the place. I take a whiff - and WHOA, it gets me high.. and I want more.

So I'm an ant - floating down a river of milk on an alien planet, getting high off weird-looking candles along the way, and then I see a tribal-looking hut in the distance.. and I realize that my family is probably inside. But then, when I get closer, I start feeling woozy - this was a trap!! the ants knew that I'd be tempted by the smoke and put poison in it.

I get to the end of the river and there's a large group of ants waiting for me there.. and that's all I remember.

 

[Pasi Nurminen]

I had a dream once that I was @ the beach with my familly & relatives. I look up at the sky and notice that the stars are slowly spinning - a lot faster than they should have been.

Next thing I know I'm being lifted up and sucked into some sort of a wormhole - and teleported to another planet.

So I look around and I realize that I'm now an ANT.. and I'm on an ant planet. There's ants everywhere, and I'm just.. confused. and scared. I realized that if the other ants didn't believe that I was actually an ant, that they would kill me... but I had no idea how to act like an ant at all - so I made my way to a deserted part of the planet where I could be alone.

So I get to a river.. of milk.. and there's a boat right there and I can see candles on either side of the river. For some reason I realized that my entire family was teleported to this planet with me - and that they were being held by the ants @ the end of this river.

So I get into the boat and slowly start making my way down the river of milk, hoping to reach my relatives. The candles, which were almost as big as me, are blowing weird smoke all over the place. I take a whiff - and WHOA, it gets me high.. and I want more.

So I'm an ant - floating down a river of milk on an alien planet, getting high off weird-looking candles along the way, and then I see a tribal-looking hut in the distance.. and I realize that my family is probably inside. But then, when I get closer, I start feeling woozy - this was a trap!! the ants knew that I'd be tempted by the smoke and put poison in it.

I get to the end of the river and there's a large group of ants waiting for me there.. and that's all I remember.

I, for one, welcome our new ant overlords. I'd like to take this time to remind them that as a writer, I can be used to round up other humans to work in their underground sugar caves.

 

[Chieftess]

That there were no spammers and trolls on CFC.

 

[Tycoon101]

My father told me about a dream he had once:

My mother was driving my dad on a highway when a farmer stopped my parents. He had an elephant with him and asked my parents to bring the elephant back to his farm.

So they tied the elephant to the back of the car and drove in the opposite direction. The elphant went flying around the car with its legs doing a split. It went skidding behind the car down the highway until the car stopped, and the elephant ran the car over.

Then my father woke up

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

A couple of my dreams recently have involved zombie-vampires. Most recently it invoved them invading a festival I was at, forcing me to retreat to safety.

Darn zombie-vampires.

That there were no spammers and trolls on CFC.

That's totally crazy. I'd recommend therapy.

 

[MjM]

I don't dream.

 

[Mathilda]

The best one from this week:
I had a big (commercial) oven, and was trying to make toast for my son in it.
What made it difficult, was that higher up in the oven was a live lion cub, which I didn't want to hurt, so I had real hard time trying to work out the correct temperature.

 

[Bluemofia]

Damn, you people even dream about the slop the media force feeds you? I think Im going to be sick.

No. Let's see one of my previous dreams...

I was in a colony/school ship, that looks like the tradefederation core ship, with 2 pylons on the sides. I was starting out in another school, with a nerdy guy person. That guy was almost always sick though. So it goes on and on for a while, and then my brother was being chased by a teradyactal, and eventually made it out alive somehow. Then I was transfered to the colony school, along with pretty much all of my classmates at school, and some from other schools. I then saw what the pylons are used for. They are used for healing the people who get stuck in the stairwells when the ship is flying, because for some reason, the stairwells become firy infernos that resemble your fireplace. What they do is, there are 3 different levels. 1st level as this openable hole, which leads to the 3rd level. 1st level is just a place where you put cold air on them, and they are healed (only for minor burns). 2nd level is where you go there for quarentine while they douse you with cold air for a long long time. 3rd level is outerspace. They just plop you into a holding bay, and they release you into space. Where you die. Then somehow I made it to a Yu-gi-oh type thing, because I had to run around collecting as many as possible. So I did, and then just when I was about to collect all of them possible, I kind of was suddenly back onto the colony ship, where I got attacked by, and had to fight (with help) one really muscular teacher, and one teacher that can make forcefields. My friend person kills the muscular guy, and I (for some reason) rip the guy with the forcefields in half. But they kind of turn into these elastic band things, and I rip them into 4 pieces each. Then I go to a sort of leave, and go to another part of the colony/school ship, and 3 students that was for some reason dangerous looking people to me, was going up the stairs, behind me, and the grammer nerd of my school with his girlfriend. So when we went up the stairwell, into another floor, I kind of locked the door behind me. Then the ship took off. And the people in there started to be fired, and later when the grammer nerd's girlfriend opened the door, the 3 people kind of came out and they looked like themselves, except that they were on fire and they had these things you see on logs in the fire marks, (you know the red lines over a black log when the fire is going out) and they just kind of walked out. She asked me what to do, and I said, "there are 2 choices." I then go open up another stairwell, and it looks like one of those Nazi stoves where they burn people, except that there aren't any people in there. "Or there." I point to the people who are supposed to heal you from fire burns acquired at the stairwell. So we go there, and we see about 50 others who have burn marks go there. 2 of them go to level 1, 47 of them go to level 2, and the 3 that we are with go to level 3. They fall down and die.

Then I wake up.

 

[Abaddon]

i rarely remeber my dreams which is a shame.

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

i rarely remeber my dreams which is a shame.

I find that, if you want to remember your dreams, keep a notepad or something close to your bed, and first thing you do when you wake up is write down what you dreamt about. Even if it's just words or images, write it down.

I also tried a mini-experiment (i'm bored these days) where I took an hour nap each day under the theory I'd be able to remember my dreams easier. Got a couple written down, then the test failed as I couldn't get to sleep easily enough

 

[The Last Conformist]

Insane dreams?

How about the alternate last mission and ending for Starcraft I dreamt up? It involed some gargantuan flying Zerg thing, which I finally managed to destroy by endless salvoes from Yamato Cannons. I actually kinda prefered it to the actual final mission.

Somewhat disturbingly, I often dream of destroying or beating up things.

I have a recuring nightmare about my teeth falling out. The odd thing is that I often lose more cheek teeth than I actually have.

 

[CivCynic]

I remember an extremely brief dream I once had. It was a pretty fun experience, actually, since I was aware that I was in a dream. So I'm strolling along this sidewalk in some town I don't know on a nice day. When I realize I'm dreaming, I decide to see what I can do. I look at this stop sign, concentrated with my mind, and crumbled it into the size of an atom.

Then I woke up.

Another dream I had, which was equally as brief, was quite odd. I dreamt that I was playing in my school band in the band room. I look over to the lead trumpet player while we're playing a song, and he's playing Kanon in D on the clarinet. I wake up.

How strange is that?

 

[bhsup]

Last night I dreamed I was having to replace the battery in my car. I have no idea why I had it, nor why the dream seems to be the only one I had all night (at least that I can remember), but that was it.

 

[Kozmos]

Somewhat disturbingly, I often dream of destroying or beating up things.

Are you bottling up rage and taking the pacifist way?