carmen510
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"Dispensin' an erector" -TF2 voice chat
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lutzj
The Last Thing You See
"Erector, goin' up!"
oh sorry, the birth control pill. In German it's simply referred to as 'the pill', thought that applied in English aswell..
lutzj
The Last Thing You See
lutzj
The Last Thing You See
1. How'd you just get past the 10chars limit?
2. You joined two years ago, indicating you lied about your age to join! Blasphemy! Gahhhhhhhhhhhh...
1. I put lots of spaces between Or and 13.
2. I never saw anything. And yes, I did read the Terms of Service thingy above the checkmark.
EDIT: I just read the forum rules, nothing there. I just logged out and clicked register again, nothing there. Please point to where you ever saw any age requirements at all.
2. I never saw anything. And yes, I did read the Terms of Service thingy above the checkmark.
EDIT: I just read the forum rules, nothing there. I just logged out and clicked register again, nothing there. Please point to where you ever saw any age requirements at all.
KaiserElectric
Total Freakin Besties
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My sister said this:
"It's not lost, I just can't find it."
This is someone I don't know, but it's funny.
"This is the same guy who we went with to see the Lincoln Memorial and he said 'I didn't know he was that BIG!"
-Bill Engvall (refering to Larry the Cable Guy)
"It's not lost, I just can't find it."
This is someone I don't know, but it's funny.
"This is the same guy who we went with to see the Lincoln Memorial and he said 'I didn't know he was that BIG!"
-Bill Engvall (refering to Larry the Cable Guy)
BurnEmDown
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A friend of mine thought not long ago that U.S's capital city is New York!
Well, a lot of people assume that it is the state capital. Or at least the only inhabited part of the state.
Deep Thought
S.A.G.A.P.O
"Press any key to continue...Hm, where's the Any key?"
-Classic quote by Homer Simpson
"Me know nothing. I'm from Barcelona."
-Manuél in Fawlty Towers
-Classic quote by Homer Simpson
"Me know nothing. I'm from Barcelona."
-Manuél in Fawlty Towers
aimeeandbeatles
watermelon
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Okay, I was trying to show a story of mine to a friend online. It goes like this.
Me: (before I send the story) Want to see my story?
Friend: It's boring...
Me: You haven't read it.
Friend: It's boring!! The plot is boring!!
Me: What happens in the story?
Friend: I dunno, you haven't sent it!
Me: How can you say its boring then?
Friend: It's boring!!
go figure...
Me: (before I send the story) Want to see my story?
Friend: It's boring...
Me: You haven't read it.
Friend: It's boring!! The plot is boring!!
Me: What happens in the story?
Friend: I dunno, you haven't sent it!
Me: How can you say its boring then?
Friend: It's boring!!
go figure...
lutzj
The Last Thing You See
It used to be...
Huayna Capac357
Deity
"Where the he11 is Germany?" - someone in my class looking at a map of Western Europe.
"Where's Hong Kong?" - someone in my 2nd grade class when looking at a US map.
"Where's Hong Kong?" - someone in my 2nd grade class when looking at a US map.
Huayna Capac357
Deity
Right. And yet he couldn't find it.
Bigfoot3814
Deity
Boy oh boy, I've got some good ones...
"Did we bomb the Japanese or did they bomb themselves?" -Girl in history class
"Why didn't they just listen to their iPods?" -My best friend on hardships faced by the pioneers. (He was being a smartass)
"The Little Rock Nine... I think there were twelve of them." -Ben "Tokyo Drift" Chan. That scrub!
"I think they should have had career building workshops." -Julia from history class on blacks in the Reconstruction South.
"Why do I see two rectangles?" -My chemistry teacher, trying to take a picture with a digital camera. This one's not dumb, but it was really funny when it happened.
"He was a mad famous lawyer." -My best friend again. This one he accidentally left in a paper he wrote about the Scopes Monkey Trial. He said he meant to replace it with something else but forgot before it was too late.
Maybe I'll think of more later. It was an eventful year in history class.
"Did we bomb the Japanese or did they bomb themselves?" -Girl in history class
"Why didn't they just listen to their iPods?" -My best friend on hardships faced by the pioneers. (He was being a smartass)
"The Little Rock Nine... I think there were twelve of them." -Ben "Tokyo Drift" Chan. That scrub!
"I think they should have had career building workshops." -Julia from history class on blacks in the Reconstruction South.
"Why do I see two rectangles?" -My chemistry teacher, trying to take a picture with a digital camera. This one's not dumb, but it was really funny when it happened.
"He was a mad famous lawyer." -My best friend again. This one he accidentally left in a paper he wrote about the Scopes Monkey Trial. He said he meant to replace it with something else but forgot before it was too late.
Maybe I'll think of more later. It was an eventful year in history class.
