Dr. Stalinlove
or How I Learned to Stop Being an Angry Little Penguin and Love the Cossack
IT: We have a couple empty cities and our defense is lacking. Still, I push enter.
T1: We discover Theory of Gravity. Start on Magnetisim (due in 4). Peter the Great, a man of science, becomes so excited over the prospect of learning that he rushes to Moscow and sacrifies himself for a Univeristy ran by Sir Issac Newton. I blitz York with a 4/4 Cossack. It wins, takes 2 damage. I send an elite to dislodge a 3/3 musket. Takes 3 damage and reveals a 4/4 pike. I send a 4/4 cossack to do thatone in. Cav is redlined, but..
We take York and sieze the Colossus. 10 resistors. I send the army to heal in London and begin moving towards Canterbury
IBT: We see an Enlish Calvary. It defeats a redlined Cossack we had waiting outside of York. Celts and Egypt sign alliance against China. Same English calv that killed us is killed by Egypt. Newtons is done and Moscow starts a Musket.
T2: I start starving London. I send a cossack down to Brighton Beach. Here it finds bunch of old people in sandals and socks holding spears. I begin to attack Canterbury. 5/5 cav v 3/3 musket. Wins, 2 damage. 4/4 cav v 3/3 musket- looses, reveals Pike. 3/5 cav v 4/4 pike- looses.
IBT- Eng calv defeats cossack in York. Egyptian calv defeats it, produces
GL

T3: 4/4 Cossack v 4/4 pike- wins, is redlined. 4/4 vs 3/3 musket. Wins, no damage. 3/5 vs 4/4 pike. Wins, no damage, takes city w/ 2 slaves and Magellans! :woot: 9 resistors. I have one cossack blitz spearguarded Brighton. Wins, no damage, another spear.
IBT: Some other nations fight. Egypt may have softened our next target.
T4: London riots. Coventry, no where near any other city, flips to England. I'll send down a cossack to take it back. 3/3 musket v 4/4 cossack. Cossack looses. 4/4 cossack v 3/3 spear. Takes one damage, takes the city. Brighton. Home of old people in socks and sandals. 5/5 cossack (peter) v 3/3 longbow. wins. 5/5 cossack v 2/3 musket. Wins. On that cossack rode Stalin. Cossack renamed "Angry Little Penguin" (dont ask) 3/3 cossack v 3/3 musket. wins, no damage, promoted.
IBT: Egypt takes Leeds.
T5: Were industrious! And we roll... Medicine... Perfect when you intent to go further, but on a game with war.... I start research on Nationalism. The people plant some shrubbery in the palace. 4/4 cossack v 3/3 musket. Redlined, retreats. 4/4 v 2/3 wins. Takes city, does stuff to Liz which I wont go into. "We have destroyed the Strong English, Madame." Good. Oh Mao... (not yet, first massing troops). Just a check: Otto's lack Chem. After China, SaaM, after China. I rush a Xinjang musket due to Riders in the area. On the way past Hastings, I notice an Egyptian Calvary Army. (See IBT T3)
T6: Stalin is getting closer to Moscow. He is soon to exit Egypt. With the Cossack army at 8/13 health and several Cossacks parked outside of Canton, I piss of Mao and declare war. 4/4 cav v 3/3 pike. wins, 2 damage. 4/4 v 3/3- redlined, retreats. 4/4 v 3/3- see other cav. 4/4 v 2/3- ditto. 4/4 v 2/3. FINALLY we defeat it, take Canton.
IBT: Rider v 5/5 sword. Rider wins. Rider v musket. Rider wins. Rider killed by Egyptian cav.
T7: The Chinese protesters start and riot in Beijing. I run through the cities and stop and riots before they start. Stalin and Angry Little Penguin make it to Norwich. Army heads to do some damage, captures 3 slaves. All Cossacks are out of Egypt.
IBT: We loose three workers to China. Egypt handels some wandering Chinese units.
T8: Canton ends resistance, riots. 4/4 cossack v 3/3 pike- wins, 1 damage, takes Nanking and 2 slaves. ALP and Stalin are in Dover (is it just me or do those two sound like the title of a bad comedy?) 4/4 cossack v 3/3 spear. wins, 2 damage, takes city. China has one city left. I'm going to keep sending down Cossacks to prepare for an Otto Invasion (most likely wont happen on my turns, but to the next player, they're there.
T9: We see some Otto Knights, meaning they still lack the evil Siphai. WE MUST KILL THEM BEFORE THEY GET SIPHAI (I dont want to go against a 8.3.3) 4/4 cosack v 3/3 spear. 4/4 v 3/3. Wins. Takes city. "We have destroyed the Fragile Chinese, Prime Minister." NEXT!
IBT: All resistance ends. Greeks start Shakespeare's.
T10: 2 deals run out. Egypt is Industrial

:ehoh: So is Greece. The good news is that Alex also drew Medicine. Angry Little Penguin and Stalin are in Spice Addicts. They can make it to Moscow next turn and build whatever it is they need to.
A note to the next player. There are 14 cossacks parked outside of the border of the Ottos. We have a near full health army and a 2/2 cossack outside of Bursa, home of Sun Tuz. If we wage this successfully, we can get Leo and Tuz from the same country. THIS would be a deffinate help to our war efforts.
In summary:
China and England are Dead. Angry Little Penguin and Stalin are in Spice. We are industrial, as are Egypt and Greece (who also drew medicine)
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