Favourite Simpson-isms
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SuperBeaverInc.
Groucho
Aussie Man: Knife? You call that a knife? This here's a knife!
Homer: To Beer; the cause of and solution to all of life's problems
Homer: To Beer; the cause of and solution to all of life's problems
JohnRM
Don't make me destroy you
Cheezy the Wiz
Socialist In A Hurry
I use this, too.
A brief glance at my Simpsonisms repetoire reveals such sayings as:
"I am smart! Smart smart smart! S-M-R-T I mean S-M-A-R-T!"
"Excellent."
"Best/worst X ever."
"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!" but I substitute the name of whomever I'm speaking to.
"My name is Otto, and I love to get blotto."
"Thank you, come again."
"I stand by my racial slur." (Best Quimby quote EVER) <---Yes I said that in the Comic Book guy voice
I'll also sometimes do the "oh good glayven mw-hurgn-whey" of Doctor Frink. He may be the best character on there.
EDIT: Oh, and the "it tastes like burning." I love Ralph Wiggum. There is a song by the Bloodhound Gang composed entirely of Ralphie quotes.
EDIT II: I forgot the best one! "Hi everybody!"
The Ninja
Secretary of Defense
^^Hi doctor Nick!
Another McLure: "Hi, i'm Troy McClure and you may remember me from such movies as, 'Today we Kill, Tomorrow we die' and 'Gladys the groovy mule".
To many others to list right now.
The Ninja
Another McLure: "Hi, i'm Troy McClure and you may remember me from such movies as, 'Today we Kill, Tomorrow we die' and 'Gladys the groovy mule".
To many others to list right now.
The Ninja
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"DuffMan... can't breath... Oooh No!"
http://duffmanohno.ytmnd.com/
And the line in my signature (just substituted "son" for "Homer"). My first signature and never removed!
Which can be viewed here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLe6fhBejNI
To many to count
But my favorites are, not sure how exact the quotes are
"Aye Aye...ya big dummy, oh what a dummy" Moe(from the episode where Homer joins the naval reserve)
"Whats a Truck?(insert whatever you want)" Fat Tony(bart becomes Fat Tony's Bartender)
"Save me Jebus!"
"I'm nto a Mormon! I'm from Earth!"
I often add "Started by German settlers in 1946" when I hear about something stupid
"Ah hell diddly ding dong crap!"
Plus those previously mentioned
But my favorites are, not sure how exact the quotes are
"Aye Aye...ya big dummy, oh what a dummy" Moe(from the episode where Homer joins the naval reserve)
"Whats a Truck?(insert whatever you want)" Fat Tony(bart becomes Fat Tony's Bartender)
"Save me Jebus!"
"I'm nto a Mormon! I'm from Earth!"
I often add "Started by German settlers in 1946" when I hear about something stupid
"Ah hell diddly ding dong crap!"
Plus those previously mentioned
Ultima Dragoon
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
"No beer and no TV makes homer something something"
"Go crazy?"
"DON'T MIND IF I DO"
"Go crazy?"
"DON'T MIND IF I DO"
"Because shut up, that's why!"
That was the one I couldn't remember earlier. If only I could remember the context.
Aliens answer the door: "Oh great, Mormons!" "Actually, we're Quantum Presbyterians."
That was the one I couldn't remember earlier. If only I could remember the context.
Aliens answer the door: "Oh great, Mormons!" "Actually, we're Quantum Presbyterians."
azzaman333
meh
"Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins and eskimos"
"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self-help videos as 'Smoke Yourself Thin' and 'Get Confident, Stupid!'"
Lionel Hutz: I move for one of those bad... court... thingies.
Judge: You mean a mistrial?
Lionel: Yeah. That's why you're the judge, and I'm the law... talkin'... dude.
(RIP Phil Hartman)
Lionel Hutz: I move for one of those bad... court... thingies.
Judge: You mean a mistrial?
Lionel: Yeah. That's why you're the judge, and I'm the law... talkin'... dude.
(RIP Phil Hartman)
The Ninja
Secretary of Defense
"This object carries a powerful curse"
"That's bad"
"But you get a free frogurt"
"That's good"
"The frogurt is also cursed"
"That's bad"
"But you get your choice of topping"
"That's good"
"The toppings contain potassium benzoate"
.........
"That's bad"
"Can I go now?"
The Ninja
"That's bad"
"But you get a free frogurt"
"That's good"
"The frogurt is also cursed"
"That's bad"
"But you get your choice of topping"
"That's good"
"The toppings contain potassium benzoate"
.........
"That's bad"
"Can I go now?"
The Ninja
holy king
Deity
isnt it actually rainer wolfcastle? ;-)
my favourite:
homer: "I voted for kodos!" (after getting hit by an alien with a whip, referring to the election where they had the choice between kang and kodos)
classical_hero
In whom I trust
This is a saying that My brother likes using, especially to my mum.
"You stupid lady." This is from the scene in Brazil where they invented a new dance called "The Penetrada." "It makes sex look like a church."
Marge - "I don't think my daughter should be hearing that."
Man- "You can't protect her forever, you stupid lady.
Dr. Nick - "Remember, let's not get the law involved. One hand washes the other hand. Oh! that reminds me." And he goes and washes his hand.
"These gloves came free with my toilet brush."
"Don't worry, it's inflammable." When the bike tire with fireworks land on the bottle. That is the only word that with in added to the front meant exactly the same as without it.
Man - "I think I will vote for a third party."
Kodo - "Go ahead, throw away your vote." Then Ross Perot punches his hat.
Ralph - "My cat's breath smells of cat food."
Mel Gibson - "Hi everybody."
Dr Nick - "Hi Mr Gibson."
"You stupid lady." This is from the scene in Brazil where they invented a new dance called "The Penetrada." "It makes sex look like a church."
Marge - "I don't think my daughter should be hearing that."
Man- "You can't protect her forever, you stupid lady.
Dr. Nick - "Remember, let's not get the law involved. One hand washes the other hand. Oh! that reminds me." And he goes and washes his hand.
"These gloves came free with my toilet brush."
"Don't worry, it's inflammable." When the bike tire with fireworks land on the bottle. That is the only word that with in added to the front meant exactly the same as without it.
Man - "I think I will vote for a third party."
Kodo - "Go ahead, throw away your vote." Then Ross Perot punches his hat.
Ralph - "My cat's breath smells of cat food."
Mel Gibson - "Hi everybody."
Dr Nick - "Hi Mr Gibson."
classical_hero
In whom I trust
Bart - "What is haggis?"
Willy - Go easy on the wee one, he has the shin.
Bart - Don't you mean the Shining.
Willy - Do you want to get sued?
Willy - Bonjour. Ya cheese eating surrender monkeys.
Willy - Go easy on the wee one, he has the shin.
Bart - Don't you mean the Shining.
Willy - Do you want to get sued?
Willy - Bonjour. Ya cheese eating surrender monkeys.
