Favourite Simpson-isms

[stuge]

"Duffman is confused. What would Jesus do?" (Substitute your own name for Duffman.)

 

[Catharsis]

"Even the map thinks you stink, Kent!" - Arnie Pie (best character EVAR)

Substitute your target's name for 'Kent'.

 

[Keshik]

"Even the map thinks you stink, Kent!" - Arnie Pie (best character EVAR)

Substitute your target's name for 'Kent'.

"I can't see through METAL, Kent!"- Arnie

 

[classical_hero]

Kent - What the people really want to know is, is my house untouched by the violence.
Arnie - You mean your palatial palace?
Kent - Don't get angry with me for buying in the right time.
Arnie - When is my time, Kent?

 

[Keshik]

"I was saying 'boo-urns'." -Hans Moleman

 

[Fifty]

When encountering someone who is speaking very negatively about immigrants:

Moe: "Even when it was the bears I knew it was the immi-gants!"

 

[Catharsis]

Some more:

"We are a town of low-brows, no-brows and ignorami." - Lisa Simpson. Works well in a group.

"This... suit... burns... better. Look!" - Lisa again

 

[Che Guava]

customer: "Can a get a pack of Beef Jerky?"
Apu: "Would you like some vodka with that?"
customer: "Yeah,what the hell!"


Fun to pull out everyone in awhile when someone asks you for something

 

[MrPopov]

Homer: "Yea but what are you gonna do?"

Said when someone gives the obvious solution to a problem

http://www.wavsource.com/snds_2007-09-03_245136589524333/tv/simpsons/homer/what_gonna_do.wav

 

[Hitti-Litti]

Apu when someone buys something from Kwik-e-Mart:

"Thank you and come again!" with that small hop.

 

[GeorgeOP]

My girlfriend has stopped asking what I want for dinner because I always respond with "Steak?" over and over again.

"I bent my Wookie"

"Man, those guys sucked. They were the suckiest sucks to ever suck a suck"
"Homer! The kids are listening"
"Gotta go. The damn wienner kids are listening."

 

[~Darkening~]

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.

 

[bob bobato]

All I know is nobody's better that anyone else and everyone's the best at everything.

 

[Mirc]

Wow. As I've never watched the Simpsons, I had absolutely no idea all these quotes are Simpsonisms...

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Ralph Wiggum: "Go banana!"

Homer: "Oh Marge, anyone could miss Canada. All tucked away down there."

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

I've always liked the "Toys L Us" when they're in Chinatown. Sometimes I refer to it as such.

 

[Catharsis]

"I'M GOING TO DRIVE A GOLDEN SPIKE WHERE YOUR UNION MEETS YOUR CENTRAL PACIFIC STOP" - Moe, replying to Bart's telegraph crank call

 

[dcbandicoot]

Ralph
"At my house, we call them [fires] 'Uh-Oh's.'"
"And that's where I saw the leprechaun! He tells me to burn things."

Lisa
"... everyone's quit. Except for Ralph. He was poached by the Chicago Tribune."

Homer
"Simpson, Homer Simpson/He's the greatest guy in history/From the town of Springfield/He's about to hit a willow tree.. AHH!"
"Save me, Jeebus!"
"Is there no place for the man with the 105 IQ?"

Anything said by Willie.. I'll add a bunch more later.. here's one or two.

"Me own father was thrown in the bog."
"Oh no! I hit a wee child!" (after running over the school's only ball on his tractor)

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Bart: "Now is the winter of our discontent!"
Ralph: "Oh no, run!"

Since the thread has turned into random Simpsons quotes, not ones we use in real life as the OP implied . . .

 

[Catharsis]

Well, the OP just asks whether it happens to you. It then asks you to give your favourite Simpsons quotes. It doesn't say anything about giving quotes you use in real life.

"Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots. And Welshmen and Scots. And Japanese and Scots. And Scots and other Scots. Damn Scots. They ruined Scotland!" - Groundskeeper Willie